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Author Topic: THE RIVER OF DEATH  (Read 8491 times)

Glacies

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« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2009, 09:38:56 am »
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Yikes.
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Micro102

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« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2009, 09:56:30 am »
ive seen worse
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« Reply #17 on: April 05, 2009, 03:42:49 pm »
Quote from: Jim Groovester on April 05, 2009, 05:00:39 am
Did the carp do that to your adventurer? If they did, I will once and for all finally believe that they are as dangerous as people say they are.

Nah, they were dire wolves. It had been the first time I'd seen one, too.
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« Reply #18 on: April 05, 2009, 07:34:36 pm »
Quote from: Broose on April 05, 2009, 03:42:49 pm
Quote from: Jim Groovester on April 05, 2009, 05:00:39 am
Did the carp do that to your adventurer? If they did, I will once and for all finally believe that they are as dangerous as people say they are.

Nah, they were dire wolves. It had been the first time I'd seen one, too.
That sounds just like Pokemon.

You search ages for that rare encounter, and when you finally find it, either you kill it or it kills you.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
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Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
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Re: THE RIVER OF DEATH
« Reply #19 on: April 05, 2009, 09:20:08 pm »
Quote from: LegoLord on April 05, 2009, 07:34:36 pm
Quote from: Broose on April 05, 2009, 03:42:49 pm
Quote from: Jim Groovester on April 05, 2009, 05:00:39 am
Did the carp do that to your adventurer? If they did, I will once and for all finally believe that they are as dangerous as people say they are.

Nah, they were dire wolves. It had been the first time I'd seen one, too.
That sounds just like Pokemon.

You search ages for that rare encounter, and when you finally find it, either you kill it or it kills you.

Wolves tore off my adventurer's limbs, and you are reminded of pokemon?
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LegoLord

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« Reply #20 on: April 05, 2009, 09:22:04 pm »
Yeah, I just bought the new game.  It was on my mind already.  Heh.
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Quote from: Vlynndar on April 02, 2009, 03:36:26 pm
"Oh look there is a dragon my clothes might burn let me take them off and only wear steel plate."
And this is how tinned food was invented.
Quote from: Vester on October 10, 2009, 10:10:11 pm
Alternately: The Brick Testament. It's a really fun look at what the bible would look like if interpreted literally. With Legos.
Just so I remember

Broose

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« Reply #21 on: April 05, 2009, 09:28:22 pm »
Wait, the new game's out? GOD DAMMIT NOBODY TELLS ME THESE THINGS.
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« Reply #22 on: April 05, 2009, 11:47:08 pm »
new game? dont they just release every game exactly the same on the DS?
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« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2009, 02:03:27 am »
Spits out a black bear head? COOL
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« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2009, 08:22:59 am »
My word! What a bad bear, indeed a very bad bear.
You should go find a better bear to replace him, one with proper claws and teeth.

However the wolves did a much better job, a very good job, did you tip them properly?
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« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2009, 12:20:21 am »
Make 10 adventurers with level 5 marksman and only marksman
Travel to said city and retire each one there
Make an uber adventurer, recruit them, and lead a platoon of platemail'd crossbowdorfs and BLOT OUT THE SUN WITH YOUR BOLTS
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« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2009, 01:21:02 am »
Well, there is good news, the carp haven't come back after one game year. It is really amazing that I actually drove them out, but for some reason there is still blood in the river.
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« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2009, 02:27:59 am »
The river is permanently stained red with the blood of the death carp. :(
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« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2009, 02:38:50 am »
Quote from: Smew on April 07, 2009, 02:27:59 am
The river is permanently stained red with the blood of the death carp. :)
Fixed.
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« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2009, 04:06:04 am »
A town near a lake filled with flesh eating carps? Sounds like a horror movie.

This Summer Fear Changes Name To Carp.
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