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Author Topic: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning  (Read 7436 times)

Jack_Bread

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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2009, 06:50:04 am »

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You equip your stilettos of awesome, your +1 coolness amulet, and start riding 1 fire.

You hit a roof and, luckily, it was full of starving orphan kids who all died when you threw the hammer. You are unharmed... and your crotch hurts.

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Digital Hellhound

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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2009, 06:52:17 am »
Throw the orphan bodies down from the roof.
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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2009, 06:55:31 am »
You reach down into the hole into the roof and take an orphan body. You throw the orphan body into the roof. You did 1 damage to nothing. Great Job.  ;D

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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #33 on: April 09, 2009, 06:57:32 am »
Eat the orphans.
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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #34 on: April 09, 2009, 06:58:11 am »
Examine the surrounding buildings/objects after eating.

There is more chaos to sow.
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Quote from: Broose on April 05, 2009, 09:20:08 pm
Wolves tore off my adventurer's limbs, and you are reminded of pokemon?

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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #35 on: April 09, 2009, 07:00:40 am »
You eat the orphans. They collectively give you 1 exp. Bringing you 9,999 to your next level! Around you, you see an office building with the only visible features being at the top, a mansion, a tavern, and a riot. The office building's window seems to have someone looking at it.

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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #36 on: April 09, 2009, 07:02:03 am »
Head towards the mansion.
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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2009, 07:04:50 am »
>Go to waterslide
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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2009, 07:06:52 am »
You head towards the MAAAANSIOOOOON (OOOH! SPOOOOOKY!) The door is spoooOOOOooooky. And the windows are ooold and spooooOOOOOoooky. But then you were all lyke "Fuggit." and you go to the water slide that isn't spoooOOOOoooky. It looks fun. You feel something poking at your side.

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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #39 on: April 09, 2009, 07:10:19 am »
Go back and throw rocks at the person in the window, killing them. Then continue on to the mansion.
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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #40 on: April 09, 2009, 07:11:45 am »
NO WANT WATERSLIDE

>GO ON WATERSLIDE
WEEEEEE
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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #41 on: April 09, 2009, 07:13:00 am »
Combine the two.

Go down waterslide while throwing rocks.
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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #42 on: April 09, 2009, 07:14:07 am »
You make a 360 and head back toward the mansion. But you make a stop at the office building and start throwing stuff at the guy in the window. 256 rocks later, you hit! It's the guy who you [CENSORED]! He still has the friendship black bar! But he's dead now...
God curses and fuses the waterslide with the mansion. Mansion has evolved into MasionSlide the Fun of Water!
WEEEEEE!

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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #43 on: April 09, 2009, 07:19:29 am »
Sabotage MansionSlide so that it has magma.
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Re: Text RPG 2: The Reckoning
« Reply #44 on: April 09, 2009, 07:22:08 am »
You stealthily switch "Water" to "Magma" changing MansionSlide the Fun of Water into Dwarf Fortress!

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