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[Emperor_Jonathan]

Look at the note. Then kick down the locked door.

[Jack_Bread]

The note says... "Moo.  P.S. Tom, watch the man." You kick the door in a style reminding you of an old meme. The door has been kicked down. It looks like an executive office on the other side. There is a large window at the back of the room. You can tell that you are on a high floor. There is a sound coming from the door.

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[Emperor_Jonathan]

I find out what the sound is. After I have found this out, jump out the window in a cool fashion anyway.

[Jack_Bread]

You check under the door. Finding you had smashed an executive under the door when you kicked it. You charge the window and fall in a cool fashion.
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[Digital Hellhound]

Flap your arms and fly!

[Jack_Bread]

You flap your arms and try to fly. You stop falling at terminal velocity!
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[Emperor_Jonathan]

Dude. That is not cool.

Return to a cool position.

[Digital Hellhound]

And take the sunglasses from your pocket and put them on!

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Oh yeah.

[Jack_Bread]

You switch from a somewhat safer position to a cool position.
Sunglasses has been equipped on face! Urine was stored in stomach.
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Aerodynamically AWESOME!

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[Digital Hellhound]

Insult the people down on the street.

[Jack_Bread]

You yell insults at people but you remember when MythBusters proved that you can't have a conversation while falling. The people don't hear you.

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[Emperor_Jonathan]

Put more cool stuff on, before coolly landing on a nearby roof unharmed.

[Sean Mirrsen]

(throw a hammer before you to soften the landing!

[Digital Hellhound]

While on fire!