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[Jack_Bread]

Not continuing from where the last left off...

You wake up in a tavern. You do not know what has happened but you are inside a tub of ice water and you feel a pain in your side. There is an NPC next to the door to the south.

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[Cheeetar]

>Punch NPC, piss on body

[Jack_Bread]

You get out of the tub and punch the NPC. He yells at you.
There are two bodies in the room:
body108450971 - An NPC
body000000001 - A player body.

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[Digital Hellhound]

> Eat NPC body.

[Jack_Bread]

The NPC resists. He yells "PRESS B TO JUMP!" angrily. You consume the NPC's arm.

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[NeedsDF2GetThruWorkingDay]

Begin pissing
Press B
Avoid splashback

[Jack_Bread]

You start urinating in no specific direction. You press B and jump into the air. You attempt to avoid splashback but it is impossible since you landed on you butt.

Urine has been equiped on face.

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[Emperor_Jonathan]

Jump-Punch NPC.

[Jack_Bread]

You jump and punch the NPC at the same time. The attack misses! NPC retaliates with evil eye!

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[Digital Hellhound]

Lick NPC's eyes.

[Jack_Bread]

You wonder how eyes taste. So you decide to taste the NPC's! The NPC recoils and yells "Press B to jump!" angrily, again, and  storms out of the room.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Follow him, grab him and throw him to the ground. Proceed to [CENSORED] his eye cavity.

[Jack_Bread]

You follow the NPC out of the room and grab him by the shoulder. He turns around and you grab him in the face and toss him to the ground. You then proceed to [CENSORED] his eye cavities.

NPC has equipped black bar on eye cavities!

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[Emperor_Jonathan]

Satisfied with this, I look around the surrounding area.

[Jack_Bread]

I smirk happily at the NPC. You look around. You see a hallway with 2 doors and 1 Exit. The door you came out of is closed and has a note on it. The other door is closed and locked. The Exit appears to be hunting for fluffy wamblers. But how should you know?

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