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[R1ck]

I say we should head for the duke's castle. For whatever we do, we'll need better armour and more arrows.

[inaluct]

"As a former peasant draftee, you should see the oppressive policies of the Earl as clearly as I do, Rick."

We could go on a pilgrimage, or wander the land until we find a fair and just lord who doesn't use peasant levees.

[Squeegy]

Suddenly, Aoness holds up his hand.
"I think someone, or something, is hidden up ahead," he whispers. You respect his perceptions and decide to...

[Cheeetar]

I slowly drop to the ground, waiting for orders and trying to make myself as inconspicuous as possible.

[inaluct]

We decide to respect his perception and send him to scout ahead. I'll hold his shield if it's making his arm tired, by the way.

[Squeegy]

R1ck?

[R1ck]

Uh, I also hide, and I draw my broken sword, it being the only weapon I have.

[Squeegy]

Aoness sneaks ahead to draw out the ambush.

2 wolves leap out of ambush!

ENEMY PARTY:
Name: Wolf 1
HP: 21/25

Name: Wolf 2
HP: 15/25

[Cheeetar]

I leap on Wolf 1. And thus, the hunters became the hunted.

[inaluct]

I trample wolf 2.

[Squeegy]

Combat Log

Round 1 - Enemies

Wolf 1 leaps at Aoness!
Aoness is surprised!
Wolf 1 bites Aoness in the right arm!
It does 15 damage! The limb is ripped off! Aoness is bleeding grievously.

Wolf 2 leaps at Aoness!
Aoness is surprised!
Wolf 2 slashes at Aoness's left foot!
Wolf 2 does 5 damage!

Round 1 - Allies
Aoness is bleeding grievously! He loses 5 HP.

Inaluct tramples Wolf 2!
The horse tramples Wolf 2 in the left front leg and groin!
It does 1 and 4 damage!

Rick slashes at Wolf 1!
The XXSteel Short swordXX hits Wolf 1 in the left hind leg!
It does 2 damage.

Cheetar slices at Wolf 2!
He hits Wolf 2 in the left hind paw!
The Steel Short sword does 1 damage.

Aoness is too injured to fight.

Round 2 - Enemies
Aoness is bleeding grievously! He loses 5 HP. Aoness is unconscious.

Wolf 1 leaps on Aoness!
Wolf 1 misses.

Wolf 2 bites Aoness!
Aoness is hit in the right leg!
It does 7 damage! Aoness bleeds to death.

Round 2 - Allies

Inaluct tramples Wolf 2!
Inaluct hits Wolf 2 in the left hind paw and left front leg!
The horse does 1 and 9 damage. Wolf 2 is trampled unconscious.

Rick slashes at Wolf 1!
Rick misses.

Cheeetar swings at Wolf 2!
The Steel Short Sword bites into Wolf 2's left hind leg!
It does 9 damage! Wolf 2 dies.

Round 3 - Enemies

Wolf 1 leaps at Rick!
Rick kicks the wolf away.

Round 3 - Allies

Inaluct slices at Wolf 1!
The Copper Scimitar hits Wolf 1 in the left front paw!
It does 3 damage...

Rick slashes at Wolf 1!
The XXSteel Short SwordXX plunges into Wolf 1's right rear paw.
It does 6 damage.

Cheeetar stabs at Wolf 1!
Cheeetar misses.

Round 4  - Enemies
Wolf 1 turns and flees!

Round 4 - Allies

Inaluct swings at Wolf 1!
The Copper Scimitar hits Wolf 1 in the left front leg!
It does 1 damage...

Rick slices at Wolf 1!
Rick hits Wolf 1 in the JESUS FUCK WHY DO YOU GUYS KEEP HITTING THE left rear leg.
Wolf 1 is hit for 1 damage...

Cheetar slashes at Wolf 1!
The Steel Short sword bites into Wolf 1's left front leg!
It does 1 damage...

GM's note: Jesus FUCK, some terrible rolls.

Round 5 - Enemies
Wolf 1 escapes!

Combat ends.

To the Victor go the Spoils:
Copper Great axe, Steel Shield, xLeather Greavesx

[Squeegy]

Protip - Bleeding
Normal - 1 HP drain
Badly - 2 HP drain
Seriously - 3 HP drain
Severely - 4 HP drain
Grievously - 5 HP drain
Fatally - 10 HP drain

[Cheeetar]

I'll take the steel shield.

[inaluct]

I already claimed it twice.

[Squeegy]

Sorry inaluct,  it only counts when it frees up. Feel free to fight him for it though.

Also, no one comments on Aoness's horrible massacre. Nice.