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[cowofdoom78963]

Upon closer inspection, it appears the crates are not crates at all. They form some sort of slightly boxy humanoid shape. They are also made out of a silvery metal, not of wood.
You notice a nearby lever.

Oh hey their that cube race from D&D whos name escapes me...

[Squeegy]

You're both wrong.

[R1ck]

Inaluct, while you're waiting around, why don't you bury poor Aoness?

I pull the lever a tiny bit, about 10 degrees, and if nothing happens I pull it all the way.

[cowofdoom78963]

Inaluct, while you're waiting around, why don't you bury poor Aoness?

Wow, its about time someone noticed.

[inaluct]

I bury Aywanez, I guess.

[Squeegy]

Inaluct, while you're waiting around, why don't you bury poor Aoness?

I pull the lever a tiny bit, about 10 degrees, and if nothing happens I pull it all the way.

You pull the lever a bit. Nothing happens, so you pull it all the way down. The metal humanoid stands up.

I bury Aywanez, I guess.

With your hands?

[inaluct]

With my heart.

I use that broken sword to dig out a hole.

[Squeegy]

Inaluct walks outside and kneels down, and digs a hole. After 10 hours, he finally finishes, and lowers Aoness in. Then he fills the hole in and puts Aoness's possessions on the hole.

[inaluct]

:I

You guys are taking a long time in there.

[Squeegy]

The metal humanoid walks outside.

I am Drone. it says, How may I serve you?

[WorkerDrone]

Oh curse you Squeegy.

Curse you to a thousand years of suffering.

I fire my Lazer Beams at the house.

Total obliteration, no exceptions.

[inaluct]

Captain Inaluct waves at the laser robot. "Hi."

[WorkerDrone]

The robot pauses its chargin' of his lazarz.

"YOU WILL BE ASSIMILTATED."

He then procedes to melt the house with lazers. Big, splodey lazers.

[Cheeetar]

You guys can have my spot. I don't want to be punished for not following the intended storyline closely.

[inaluct]

"ROBOT! Join me on my quest to destroy the world! Together we can usher in a new era of not being alive! A glorious epoch of death and destruction! First on our list?! EARRRRLLL THOMPSON"