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Author Topic: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure  (Read 30590 times)

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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #345 on: March 09, 2009, 09:49:22 am »
Quote from: inaluct on March 08, 2009, 11:42:16 pm
"ROBOT! Join me on my quest to destroy the world! Together we can usher in a new era of not being alive! A glorious epoch of death and destruction! First on our list?! EARRRRLLL THOMPSON"

Since we're in character here, how do you know it's a robot? If you'll look back I went out of my way not to call it one.
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #346 on: March 09, 2009, 04:01:19 pm »
Luckily, I jumped out of the house before the crazy robotmetal humanoid blew it up. I now hide from it's wrath in the bushes.

And Inaluct, Earl Thompson is most likely already dead. Remember the enemies attacking the castle?
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #347 on: March 09, 2009, 07:00:00 pm »
"METAL MAAAAAN! Join me on my quest to destroy the world! Together we can usher in a new era of not being alive! A glorious epoch of death and destruction! First on our list?! EARRRRLLL THOMPSON"
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #348 on: March 09, 2009, 07:32:29 pm »
You guys also realize that Drone's actions are non-canon, right?
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #349 on: March 09, 2009, 08:23:19 pm »
You mean I jumped out of the house dramatically for nothing?

Ok, I'll politely ask Drone to fix my broken sword.
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #350 on: March 09, 2009, 08:45:39 pm »
I melt the sword. With LAZORZ.

Big...splodey...lazers.
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #351 on: March 09, 2009, 10:21:06 pm »
Drone, behave.
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #352 on: March 10, 2009, 03:00:10 pm »
...Lazers.

Splodey.

*Cough* Ahem. Right then.

>Voice Recognition: WorkerDrone.

>Indent Tag: WorkerDrone

>Termination Tag: Drone

>Drone Terminated

>System Override: WorkerDrone

enter.exe

>Shift power to module B

>Charge Weapons




"I am WorkerDrone...and you are meat sacks."

>Action: Melt the sword.

>Boot: MELT IT NOW!
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #353 on: March 10, 2009, 06:46:22 pm »
Sudden Event
A dragon swoops down from the sky!

ENEMY PARTY:
Name: Dragon
Health: 100/100

Combat initiated.

Turn 1 - Enemies
Dragon grabs Drone in its talons!

Turn 1 - Allies

Inaluct is surprised!
Rick is surprised!
Cheeetar is surprised!

Turn 2 - Enemies
Dragon starts to fly away!

Turn 2 - Allies

Inaluct can't reach that high.
Rick can't reach that high.
Cheeetar can't reach that high.

Turn 3 - Enemies
Dragon escapes!

Combat ends.
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #354 on: March 10, 2009, 06:48:04 pm »
"Well. That was strange. Let's ride onward."
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #355 on: March 10, 2009, 06:50:17 pm »
Sudden Event
As you ride across the plain, you see a man lying battered and bruised face-down on the ground ahead of you.
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #356 on: March 10, 2009, 07:07:12 pm »
Your so spiteful. I'm almost certain that HAD NOTHING to do with rolls.

So what, thats it?

Or 'I'll be back...'?

Har har. You know. 'Cause I'm a robot. And thats a Terminator joke.

And I could act as that sort of Plot Device.
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #357 on: March 10, 2009, 07:36:46 pm »
Quote from: WorkerDrone on March 10, 2009, 07:07:12 pm
Your so spiteful. I'm almost certain that HAD NOTHING to do with rolls.

So what, thats it?

Or 'I'll be back...'?

Har har. You know. 'Cause I'm a robot. And thats a Terminator joke.

And I could act as that sort of Plot Device.


Nope, dragon rolled a 12 so he picked you up. And it was in the air, so they couldn't hit it with melee weapons.
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #358 on: March 10, 2009, 07:39:27 pm »
Huh.

RPG's. A cruel mistress indeed.

Ah welp.
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Re: Foot Soldiers - A Textual Adventure
« Reply #359 on: March 10, 2009, 10:49:44 pm »
"Well, the last time we helped out a apparently injured man, it was a trap, so it can't be one this time, right?"

I help out the injured man.
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