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Taikand

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #945 on: May 26, 2012, 03:20:53 pm »

You guys completely ruined movies for me now. Guess which movie this combat log is from.
The Soap Maker cuts the *bomb* with his iron scissors on the green wire and the part sails off in an arc!
The Wrestler is Enraged!
The Wrestler Punches the Soap Maker in the Upper Right Arm, bruising the muscle through the +cotton fiber bathrobe+!
The Wrestler drags the Soap Maker across the concrete, tearing the skin on the lower body!

The Wrestler is posesed , that's why he can't gain any skill in soap making.
Actually, during that entire movie the entire organisation was basically a tantrum spiral.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #946 on: May 26, 2012, 08:21:22 pm »

You guys completely ruined movies for me now. Guess which movie this combat log is from.
The Soap Maker cuts the *bomb* with his iron scissors on the green wire and the part sails off in an arc!
The Wrestler is Enraged!
The Wrestler Punches the Soap Maker in the Upper Right Arm, bruising the muscle through the +cotton fiber bathrobe+!
The Wrestler drags the Soap Maker across the concrete, tearing the skin on the lower body!

The Wrestler is posesed , that's why he can't gain any skill in soap making.
Actually, during that entire movie the entire organisation was basically a tantrum spiral.
Funny, I would have thought it was closer to a strange mood involving possession.

The Soap Maker has created Operation FTW, a bank-destroying plan of artifact proportions!
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #947 on: May 27, 2012, 09:14:43 am »

David Fincher has created a masterpiece!
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Vodrilus

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #948 on: May 27, 2012, 09:54:47 am »

I've regained my interest towards making games. Sadly, I only know some of the basics of Java.  :'(

Vodrilus withdraws from society...
Vodrilus has claimed a laptop!
Vodrilus sketches pictures of an eclipse.
Vodrilus works secretly...
Vodrilus has created an image viewer in Java!
Vodrilus is quite content with making an artifact.


However, as with most artifacts, this one is also pretty useless, as it only displays a single, hard-coded image.
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Kassil

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #949 on: May 27, 2012, 09:58:30 am »

I've regained my interest towards making games. Sadly, I only know some of the basics of Java.  :'(

Vodrilus withdraws from society...
Vodrilus has claimed a laptop!
Vodrilus sketches pictures of an eclipse.
Vodrilus works secretly...
Vodrilus has created an image viewer in Java!
Vodrilus is quite content with making an artifact.


However, as with most artifacts, this one is also pretty useless, as it only displays a single, hard-coded image.

May I direct you to http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/? The software they sell is pretty handy for building your own, although limited to the kinds of games they support. DF the 16-bit adventure game it won't be.
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Vodrilus

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #950 on: May 27, 2012, 11:57:21 am »

May I direct you to http://www.rpgmakerweb.com/? The software they sell is pretty handy for building your own, although limited to the kinds of games they support. DF the 16-bit adventure game it won't be.
Thanks for the offer, but I'm... well... cheap. Also, I'm anti-piracy. Which means, no RPGMaker for me. With regard to other editors that I've tried (free), I'm a bit OCD with all of the "secret projects" that I get in my head. If I can't get it just right, it's pointless to continue. Eh, that's "living life with challenges enabled" for you.  ::)

Edit: The above are also reasons why I play DF.  :P
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #951 on: May 28, 2012, 11:16:54 pm »

Try Scratch or 101 games.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #952 on: May 29, 2012, 12:25:49 am »

...I now consider it normal for forums to be as insane as this one has become.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #953 on: May 29, 2012, 12:26:48 am »

...I now consider it normal for forums to be as insane as this one has become.
I can't, other forums I visit are pretty sane.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #954 on: May 29, 2012, 12:28:57 am »

...I now consider it normal for forums to be as insane as this one has become.
I can't, other forums I visit are pretty sane.
So are they for me, but as Bay12 is etched into my mind I can do naught but find it strange they are sane even though I know it isn't.
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In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #955 on: May 29, 2012, 12:36:17 am »

...I now consider it normal for forums to be as insane as this one has become.
I can't, other forums I visit are pretty sane.
So are they for me, but as Bay12 is etched into my mind I can do naught but find it strange they are sane even though I know it isn't.
Ah. That makes sense.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #956 on: May 29, 2012, 11:05:15 am »

All things here make sense, you just need the proper perspective. Which is standing at the top of an 80 z deep shaft with a sackful of kittens in your hand, giggling maniacly.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #957 on: May 29, 2012, 11:13:30 am »

...I now consider it normal for forums to be as insane as this one has become.
Have you ever thought that maybe we're the sane forum, and everybody else is crazy? I mean, we have all these righteously right ideas, right? I mean, kitten meat and dog mittens isn't that abhorrent when you think about it. It's them who's crazy.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #958 on: May 29, 2012, 11:24:38 am »

...I now consider it normal for forums to be as insane as this one has become.
Have you ever thought that maybe we're the sane forum, and everybody else is crazy? I mean, we have all these righteously right ideas, right? I mean, kitten meat and dog mittens isn't that abhorrent when you think about it. It's them who's crazy.
I need that quote. Now.
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Quote from: a Swedish electronics teacher
In Sweden, digital electronics is considered unteachable. That is why you are not being taught about it.
Most attempts of sesquipedalian loquaciousness on the internet will most likely end up in egregious delusions of eloquence. Finagle's law commands it!

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #959 on: May 29, 2012, 11:29:02 am »

People used to eat horses before they realized you could press them into slavery instead. And now a days, people think its insane that the slavery could, you know, be unfun for the poor things? I'd rather get eaten than be a slave honestly.
People have these massive, labrynthian set of laws that regulate such things as: What plants you can burn to inhale the carcinogens from, standards for letting a food product rot to produce a poison that has 'fun' effects, how fast you can make your 'I'm-raping-the-natural-order-going-this-fast' car go, and laws about killing animals for food at the wrong times of the year.
Yeah, everyone in the whole world is crazy but us.
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Well, we could put two and two together and write a book: "The Shit that Hans and Max Did: You Won't Believe This Shit."
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