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M.R. Siegal

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #345 on: December 23, 2009, 02:41:58 pm »

It finally happened.  DF has finally corrupted my thoughts.  Oh sure, plenty of times before have I thought about fortifying my apartment from goblin attacks.  And I have dreamed in ASCII on  a number of occasions.  But this morning the apartment maintenance people woke me up to replace a filter and I thought to myself "M.R. Siegal cancels sleep, interrupted by crap."
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #346 on: December 23, 2009, 02:47:40 pm »

It finally happened.  DF has finally corrupted my thoughts.  Oh sure, plenty of times before have I thought about fortifying my apartment from goblin attacks.  And I have dreamed in ASCII on  a number of occasions.  But this morning the apartment maintenance people woke me up to replace a filter and I thought to myself "M.R. Siegal cancels sleep, interrupted by CARP."
Fixed. There is only one acceptable curse on this forum!
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #347 on: December 27, 2009, 05:11:54 pm »

... I tried to go to the stand-by screen on my cellphone using the 0-key. (Which is the space when typing.)
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #348 on: December 28, 2009, 02:16:46 pm »

I keep reading 'Today' as "Toady".
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #349 on: January 01, 2010, 11:40:09 am »

...I have a fantasy dream where I shall someday make a race of kobolds
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #350 on: January 01, 2010, 02:22:25 pm »

I keep reading 'Today' as "Toady".
That's kinda funny because until I found the forums I was reading "A TOADY ONE THE GREAT PRODUCTION" as "A TODAY ON THE GREAT PRODUCTION" I thought it was bad engrish or something.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #351 on: January 02, 2010, 05:27:50 am »

Posted by: M.R. Siegal 

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It finally happened.  DF has finally corrupted my thoughts.  Oh sure, plenty of times before have I thought about fortifying my apartment from goblin attacks.  And I have dreamed in ASCII on  a number of occasions.  But this morning the apartment maintenance people woke me up to replace a filter and I thought to myself "M.R. Siegal cancels sleep, interrupted by crap."


Both times I read this, I read "crap" as CARP.

I only finally got it after reading dragnar's response.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #352 on: January 02, 2010, 08:29:11 am »

... I picked up my old book on switching theory and logic design in order to make my dwarven calculating machine.

... I have on several occasions started saying "That's great." followed shortly there after by shouting "You're all GREAT!"

... I think of horrible slaughters of immigrants whenever elephants or carp come up in conversation.

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #353 on: January 05, 2010, 03:40:49 pm »

While watching Dirty Jobs, I sat up and practically took notes when Mike went to a mushroom farm, the better to design mine with. Plump helmets, ahoy!
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #354 on: January 05, 2010, 09:27:20 pm »

...A little kid threatened to throw sand at me and I fainted...
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #355 on: January 05, 2010, 09:31:42 pm »

... actually use carp as a curse word in real life.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #356 on: January 06, 2010, 12:29:40 am »

I recently watched the LotR movies again and yelled at the screen when Legolas beat Gimli in a drinking contest.
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #357 on: January 06, 2010, 11:11:55 am »

A friend of mine was discussing his new pond and that it had some carp in it. . . as soon as he said carp I exclaimed: "CARP! but they kill Dwarves!"
Then came the long explanation. . .
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #358 on: January 06, 2010, 03:57:08 pm »

I recently watched the LotR movies again and yelled at the screen when Legolas beat Gimli in a drinking contest.
That was a win? I'm sure Legolas only had one drink.
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Re: Because of Dwarf Fortress...
« Reply #359 on: January 06, 2010, 04:07:20 pm »

I am now taking the Media Experiance program, instead of doing my second semester of animation as I failed it.  :D
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