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[woose1]

Warning: Before you do .ANYTHING. listen to Ikea by Jonathan Coulton to get in the right mind-set for this.....

*Takes deep breath*

OK! These crimes against dwarfmanity and all that is deep-rooted in dwarven nobility and magma has gone on for long enough.
It is time....
To...

REDEEM THE ELVEN RACE!!!

You can follow this in 4 5 easy steps.

1.- Next time the elven caravan comes around, DONT KILL THEM.
2.- Buy plenty of awsome animals from the elves to show yourself how valuable they may be.
3.- Go on a killing spree in a goblin tower as a elf.
4.- Proceed to rant about how hardcore elves are, how they ATE the demon leader after tearing his head off.
5.- Start an elven forest retreat?

Ok, now it is time to hide behind my nuke-proof shelter in eastern Bombwadia. This may be the most contreversial post ever.

Hang on tight boys.

[Hawkfrost]

I'm listening to All That Remains, is that ok?


Elves are badass, but they are also messed up treelovers who devour children and force wild animals into small cages.

[woose1]

I'm listening to All That Remains, is that ok?


Elves are badass, but they are also messed up treelovers who devour children and force wild animals into small cages.

All that remains? Ok.

They eat goblin children. GOBLIN AND KOLBOLD CHILDREN!
They arent even alive... you wussy.

As for the caging animals part, dont dwarves do that too? 

Edit: This is the tree that they love.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Family-Guy-4ACX29-Evil-Tree.png

[Batta]

I checked the Legends section of a world I genned once, and saw that early in world history a demon started a war against a forest retreat because the elves living there worshipped rivers or something instead of him.

He found himself sitting in the gut of an elf before the first assault was over.

[AlienChickenPie]

If your race finds the devouring of fallen opponents ethically acceptable, will you be able to dine on raw flesh in adventure mode?

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

I'm listening to hammer smashed face.
Smash their faces with hammers.
Steal their goods.

[Foa]

Good choice, is it by elves, or gobbos?

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

SMAAAAAASH

[BurnedToast]

How to redeem elves the dwarven way:

Chop down trees so the elves siege you
Kill elves
mod game so that dwarves will chop up the elves and eat them.

Tada! elves have a purpose now!

[JoshuaFH]

Warning: Before you do .ANYTHING. listen to Ikea by Jonathan Coulton to get in the right mind-set for this.....

*Takes deep breath*

OK! These crimes against dwarfmanity and all that is deep-rooted in dwarven nobility and magma has gone on for long enough.
It is time....
To...

REDEEM THE ELVEN RACE!!!

You can follow this in 4 5 easy steps.

1.- Next time the elven caravan comes around, DONT KILL THEM.
2.- Buy plenty of awsome animals from the elves to show yourself how valuable they may be.
3.- Go on a killing spree in a goblin tower as a elf.
4.- Proceed to rant about how hardcore elves are, how they ATE the demon leader after tearing his head off.
5.- Start an elven forest retreat?

Ok, now it is time to hide behind my nuke-proof shelter in eastern Bombwadia. This may be the most contreversial post ever.

Hang on tight boys.

.

Sorry woose, can't understand you. All i can see is nonsense. there are things that seem like words, but when i try to read them it falls back into nonsense.

Speak a language i can understand.

[woose1]

Warning: Before you do .ANYTHING. listen to Ikea by Jonathan Coulton to get in the right mind-set for this.....

*Takes deep breath*

OK! These crimes against dwarfmanity and all that is deep-rooted in dwarven nobility and magma has gone on for long enough.
It is time....
To...

REDEEM THE ELVEN RACE!!!

You can follow this in 4 5 easy steps.

1.- Next time the elven caravan comes around, DONT KILL THEM.
2.- Buy plenty of awsome animals from the elves to show yourself how valuable they may be.
3.- Go on a killing spree in a goblin tower as a elf.
4.- Proceed to rant about how hardcore elves are, how they ATE the demon leader after tearing his head off.
5.- Start an elven forest retreat?

Ok, now it is time to hide behind my nuke-proof shelter in eastern Bombwadia. This may be the most contreversial post ever.

Hang on tight boys.

.

Sorry woose, can't understand you. All i can see is nonsense. there are things that seem like words, but when i try to read them it falls back into nonsense.

Speak a language i can understand.

Douche, wir versuchen, um die Elfen ein accseptable Teil unserer scociety.
מקלחת, אנחנו מנסים להפוך את elves של accseptable חלק scociety שלנו.
Душ, мы пытаемся сделать эльфов accseptable часть нашей scociety.
Douche, wij proberen om de elven accseptable een deel van onze scociety.
I think that just about covers it.

[AlienChickenPie]

Machine translation does a pretty good job at pointing out spelling errors.

[woose1]

^^^
This post is my favorite! 

[AlienChickenPie]

I just slaughtered a human diplomat using an elf, and I can confirm that the elf had no trouble licking the corpse. It's less than devouring it, but it's something.

[LegacyCWAL]

I'm all for redeeming Elves.  Namely with fire.