Warning: Before you do .ANYTHING. listen to Ikea by Jonathan Coulton to get in the right mind-set for this.....
*Takes deep breath*
OK! These crimes against dwarfmanity and all that is deep-rooted in dwarven nobility and magma has gone on for long enough.
It is time....
To...
REDEEM THE ELVEN RACE!!!
You can follow this in 4 5 easy steps.
1.- Next time the elven caravan comes around, DONT KILL THEM.
2.- Buy plenty of awsome animals from the elves to show yourself how valuable they may be.
3.- Go on a killing spree in a goblin tower as a elf.
4.- Proceed to rant about how hardcore elves are, how they ATE the demon leader after tearing his head off.
5.- Start an elven forest retreat?
Ok, now it is time to hide behind my nuke-proof shelter in eastern Bombwadia. This may be the most contreversial post ever.
Hang on tight boys.
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Sorry woose, can't understand you. All i can see is nonsense. there are things that seem like words, but when i try to read them it falls back into nonsense.
Speak a language i can understand.
Douche, wir versuchen, um die Elfen ein accseptable Teil unserer scociety.
מקלחת, אנחנו מנסים להפוך את elves של accseptable חלק scociety שלנו.
Душ, мы пытаемся сделать эльфов accseptable часть нашей scociety.
Douche, wij proberen om de elven accseptable een deel van onze scociety.
I think that just about covers it.