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[Calibur]

Man, that woman sure is popping out babies everywhere at an alarming rate. Armok: God of Blood, with a minor degree in Accelerated Childbirth!

[MrGimp]

Imhotep rises again!

Or something like that. I was thinking: with the current state of your military, wouldn't 50+ superhumans be enough? It may take more than one siege, but with speed and size modded I would expect them to roll through the fort.

Dont let numbers fool you.  Those eleven military dwarves I have could each singlehandedly lay waste to entire civilizations. I bet that Lord Akigagak could lay waste to an entire world.  These dwarves dont even fear marksmen.  They are too agile and too quick with their shields.  The only reason I stopped the gobbos and elves from sieging was to stop cluttering the fortress and running the FPS down to zero. 

All enemy units do is add experience points to my troops making them even more uber.

[MrGimp]

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SPESS MEHREENS

would be able to take out their forces, but in all seriousness how do you think youll be able to kill her?

I dont know....

We'll find out together!   

[Akigagak]

Didn't the fireball elves cause some casualties? If so, it was probably by burning the entire forest down, but didn't they manage to kill a named dwarf?

Is my dwarfs kills in the thousands after all this time?

[MrGimp]

Here is a shot of the weird looking temple in life vis again.  You can see the first layer of the outer wall has been set down.  Then there is the ditch for the future outer moat.




Also, I uploaded a map of the entire fortress as of Late Spring to the Map Archive.  I havent updated the points of interest from the 234 map to the 245 map, but its basically the same.

The Dwarven Valhalla Cave has been expanded, but is still in it's early days.

http://mkv25.net/dfma/map-8102-blockedlance

[MrGimp]

Didn't the fireball elves cause some casualties? If so, it was probably by burning the entire forest down, but didn't they manage to kill a named dwarf?

Is my dwarfs kills in the thousands after all this time?

Nah just the hundreds.

[CuteEmoBoyx]

One of Jewelettarette's kids will probably off her and proclaim themselves Caesar.  Or maybe Jewelettarette;s older sisters will have a kid and they'll off the Queen?  I made a mistake earlier, Reaper the Beardless isn't Jewelettarette's younger sister, shes older.  So if Reaper has a kid she can still pawn that kid off as a legitimate heir.  Or Reaper's other two sisters can do the same thing.  Jewlettarette is the youngest, so her position and the position of her offspring is still precarious.

Im all mixed in the sister thing now Lol ^.^

[Moose Fisher]

Moose orders a mandate!

Dwarven Husband 0/1


I want in on the baby competition.

[CuteEmoBoyx]

Moose orders a mandate!

Dwarven Husband 0/1


I want in on the baby competition.

your always talking in the third person why?

[MrGimp]

One of Jewelettarette's kids will probably off her and proclaim themselves Caesar.  Or maybe Jewelettarette;s older sisters will have a kid and they'll off the Queen?  I made a mistake earlier, Reaper the Beardless isn't Jewelettarette's younger sister, shes older.  So if Reaper has a kid she can still pawn that kid off as a legitimate heir.  Or Reaper's other two sisters can do the same thing.  Jewlettarette is the youngest, so her position and the position of her offspring is still precarious.

Im all mixed in the sister thing now Lol ^.^

Jewelettarette is the youngest.  Reaper the Beardless is next eldest.  Then theres and unnamed dwarf.  Then Moose is the oldest.

[MrGimp]

Moose orders a mandate!

Dwarven Husband 0/1


I want in on the baby competition.

You have shared a room with Baron von Montague for many years now.  But no nookie.

Reaper the Beardless had originally been given to Mogror as a pleasure slave, but I guess he's bored with her, too.

Relationships just dont become very permanent here at this fortress.  It's a very liberal bunch of dwarves.  And very picky.

[Ze Spy]

hmmmm

i think i issue a mandate :

murder gobs : 0/100

nah , just kidding , but , i prefer my dwarf the title : "The Loner Wolf" , explanation can be found on the name

[CuteEmoBoyx]

You have shared a room with Baron von Montague for many years now.  But no nookie.

Reaper the Beardless had originally been given to Mogror as a pleasure slave, but I guess he's bored with her, too.

Relationships just dont become very permanent here at this fortress.  It's a very liberal bunch of dwarves.  And very picky.

A pleasure Slave LOL. Reaper is a prostitute looks like! O.o

[Soviet Travolta]

All those births make me realize...
Of all the dwarves who lived in this hell hole, i had to pick the impotent one.

Yes, i could blame it on the Queen, but you know i won't!

I go back working on my Billon Portal to Lesbos Island.

[Innominate]

All those births make me realize...
Of all the dwarves who lived in this hell hole, i had to pick the impotent one.

Yes, i could blame it on the Queen, but you know i won't!

I go back working on my Billon Portal to Lesbos Island.

You know, I reckon living in Blockedlance would probably put a severe strain on your potence anyway. Also, it's possible that your lance has been, well, blocked.

You have many possibilities for Blocked lances:

• All the blood and gore has made you unable to 'joust'
• Your partner sacrificed their ovaries to Armok
• You need to be covered in blood and vomit to even think about copulation
• Chronic abuse of alcohol, rat weed and quarcaine

Really, it's a wonder anybody has children in this fortress.