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[Neonivek]

One interesting this is in Canadian Law there are three instances of "Ignorance of the Law" actually is a legal defense. I can't remember many

1) Legal advice from a expert: You ask a police officer if you can park somewhere... He turns out to be wrong... well he was a police officer he should know better

The other two I cannot remember... does anyone else?

[penguinofhonor]

Yes, we're adopting a form of the Rule of Cool from Phoenix Wright: You can break any law if you do it well enough. This includes, but is not limited to using stolen evidence, assaulting someone in the courtroom, and destroying evidence.

[inaluct]

assaulting someone in the courtroom

No firearms.

[penguinofhonor]

Firearms aren't cool. But whips (and probably any other melee weapon) are. Probably crossbows since this is DF.

[Dragooble]

can i assault the defense if I'm against them? like say he owes me money can i decapitate him with a wooden penguin?

[Cheeetar]

The Jury demands comfier seats. Otherwise, we shall never come to a conclusion.
Edit: Can I be moved from the Jury to the witnesses?
I saw him, clear as daylight! That child murdered him! With a wooden spoon!

[WorkerDrone]

Judge! Judge juuuudge! Hey, when do we get hammer thingies?! I could make some really neat stuff. Like nachos! Hey judge! Where are the Nachos?!

[inaluct]

How the hell am I supposed to know? I just get paid to sit here and work against humanity. Ask the bailiff. He should know.

[WorkerDrone]

Judge! Judge! Judge! When do we get hammer thingies?

[inaluct]

You mean the ones that make the squeaky noise when you hit them? I love those things.

[WorkerDrone]

Yes. Hey Judge! I like nachos! Yes. Hey! When do we get bathroom breaks?

Oh! Is that a hammer thingie? *Begins gnawing on Inalucts gavel*

[inaluct]

Don't make me use asterisks in here.

DON'T MAKE ME

Also, what kind of judge should I be?

• Deep South. Death penalty for anything worse than a misdemeanor, irritating voice.
• Southern. Totally biased and unfair. Extremely racist.
• Typical. Arrogant and corrupt. Slightly biased and bigoted.
• Complacent Jackass. Not terribly biased or corrupt, but not very altruistic.
• Altruist. Reform-oriented, fair.
• Godless Commie. Biased, but in a good way.

[WorkerDrone]

Yes.

[Cheeetar]

Deep south. Best stereotype there.

[webadict]

Roll a die each turn to figure out what judge you are for each turn. Don't tell anyone what it may be though.