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Author Topic: Your best artifact ever  (Read 304972 times)

Yuli Vlasi

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1155 on: November 21, 2012, 08:16:45 am »

I live this game.
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Jetman123

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1156 on: November 21, 2012, 04:37:43 pm »

Quote from: Yuli Vlasi
Uh...

So you're pleading the fifth, then.
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Yuli Vlasi

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1157 on: November 22, 2012, 02:56:23 pm »

Had to look that up,but yes, exactly.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1158 on: November 22, 2012, 03:09:29 pm »

Aftertalks. Punch first, talks after.



I love how it's porcupine bone with limestone and tigereye spikes. It's white with a couple orange highlites, basically, and it's porcupine. Facefull of needles.

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1159 on: November 22, 2012, 06:24:46 pm »

TL;DR; 2 years old psychomaniac wrestles down adult dorf and makes an armorstand out of his bones. No one gives a fuck.
It's especially funny how a week after the fell mood, "Urist McVictim has been missing for a week".
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1160 on: November 22, 2012, 08:30:15 pm »

Aftertalks. Punch first, talks after.

... That is amazing. My right gauntlet is now going to be named "Aftertalks" in real life.
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Yuli Vlasi

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1161 on: November 23, 2012, 01:49:23 pm »

TL;DR; 2 years old psychomaniac wrestles down adult dorf and makes an armorstand out of his bones. No one gives a fuck.
It's especially funny how a week after the fell mood, "Urist McVictim has been missing for a week".

"Hey, have you seen Urist recently? I can't find him anywhere."
"Yeah, it's strange, I haven't seen him since that creepy kid made that armor stand out of dwarven bones."
"That thing sure is awesome, isn't it? I'm sure Urist would like it, it kinda reminds me of him"
"..."
"..."
"Where did he get the bones from anyway?"
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Aspgren

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1162 on: November 23, 2012, 02:55:57 pm »

One of my dwarves took the tanned skin from a named giant rat and made a leather shield with an image of a giant rat on it.

I called that dwarf "Ratshield" and he became the militia commander.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1163 on: December 06, 2012, 03:51:43 pm »

The Master of Drinking, the adamantite grate. Also referred in another artifact and engravigs. Very dorfy.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1164 on: December 07, 2012, 11:14:03 pm »



I just like the fact that it contains an image of itself. Makes me wonder if that image contains a smaller image which contains another even smaller image ad infinitum.
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1165 on: December 31, 2012, 01:11:10 am »

-snip-

I just like the fact that it contains an image of itself. Makes me wonder if that image contains a smaller image which contains another even smaller image ad infinitum.
inb4 "it was done already"
But yeah, what's YOUR definition of Highest Quality? molecules? Atoms? Quarks? Quark Defining Subparticles?
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jsm

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1166 on: December 31, 2012, 06:38:43 pm »

my best artifact was an orthoclase lever. :D
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TheFlame52

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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1167 on: January 02, 2013, 04:45:52 pm »

I don't remember what the artifacts were, or how much they were worth. All I remember is that when I looked at them later:

THEY HAD IMAGES OF EACH OTHER

Unfortunately, the fort containing the artifacts fell when necromancers made it to my mass (60+) graveyard. Then I lost the world to computer stupidity.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 04:55:58 pm by TheFlame52 »
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1168 on: January 02, 2013, 04:53:37 pm »

my best artifact was an orthoclase lever. :D
Levers are buildings, not items. How is that possible?
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Re: Your best artifact ever
« Reply #1169 on: January 02, 2013, 04:57:00 pm »

-snip-

I just like the fact that it contains an image of itself. Makes me wonder if that image contains a smaller image which contains another even smaller image ad infinitum.
inb4 "it was done already"
But yeah, what's YOUR definition of Highest Quality? molecules? Atoms? Quarks? Quark Defining Subparticles?
If dwarves can make a cabinet out of a single gem, then they can carve a crown onto a quark.
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