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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66465 times)

Tradanbattlan

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #465 on: July 17, 2009, 12:23:54 pm »

He dives to grab the ☼<<☼Pig tail sock☼>>☼ when the ground collapses below him!

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #466 on: July 17, 2009, 01:47:37 pm »

He looks down to see hundreds upoun hundreds of *steel spears* just 20 feet below him.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #467 on: July 17, 2009, 03:18:50 pm »

Fortunately Snoopicus remembers upright spikes and spears do no extra damage when you fall on them :D
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #468 on: July 17, 2009, 03:32:02 pm »

Snoopicus lands and impales his 3rd toe on his left foot! Miraculously, his legs were not broken on impact.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #469 on: July 18, 2009, 04:05:46 pm »

However, they were bruised!
He decides to take three months bed rest, when...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #470 on: July 18, 2009, 04:25:50 pm »

he finds out there are no beds...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #471 on: July 19, 2009, 07:00:33 pm »

..and becomes melancholy!
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #472 on: July 19, 2009, 08:19:10 pm »

He runs around crying and asking the gods why,until....
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #473 on: July 19, 2009, 09:18:12 pm »

The gods tell him, "Snoopicus. You are going through a midlife crisis. Get over it."

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #474 on: July 19, 2009, 11:21:29 pm »

He promptly goes and buys a new sportswagoon and dates a girl that is 100 years younger then him until...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #475 on: July 20, 2009, 02:05:53 am »

The spinning !!Dwarf leg!! hits Urist McSexyGirl in the head!
It is mangled!
It is burning...
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #476 on: July 20, 2009, 02:42:29 am »

Convincing himself that he's okay and that she wasn't his type anyway, Snoopicus sets off, for adventure! After many days of travel, he ends up in a large forest.  Well, it looks a bit like adventure could be found here. Time for a snack, anyway. He goes to take a bite of his sandwich...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #477 on: July 20, 2009, 05:28:28 am »

When a rhesus macaque spies it and swoops down to grab it!
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I think I would remember if I had amnesia.
I'd like to remind everyone that half of the time I don't even know what I'm talking about. The other half of the time I only sort of know what I'm talking about.

Tradanbattlan

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #478 on: July 20, 2009, 11:30:40 am »

The rhesus macaque miscaculated his swoop and hits a tree instead! This startles Snoopicus, and he runs off to...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #479 on: July 20, 2009, 11:32:16 am »

...attack the evil monkey that would dare to steal his ham sandwich! He raise his open hand to strike the rhesus macaque when...
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