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Author Topic: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death  (Read 66470 times)

Demonic Spoon

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #435 on: June 07, 2009, 01:25:23 am »

Watches in horror as the other elves gobble up the (conveniently) bite sized meat chunks of their fallen comrade.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #436 on: June 07, 2009, 10:50:38 pm »

The End :P
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #437 on: June 07, 2009, 11:05:05 pm »

EPILOGUE

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #438 on: June 07, 2009, 11:16:18 pm »

Snoopicus walks off into the sunset.

bang

straight into another story. Ow.

Snoopicus, after walking for days, enters a large castle-town!
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #439 on: June 07, 2009, 11:19:47 pm »

A rather greedy beggar reaches for his mystical sandwich when...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #440 on: June 08, 2009, 04:13:03 am »

Snoopicus murders him as he suddenly lashes out at the world around him. All he wanted to do was eat the sandwich!

Snoopicus has gone beserk!

The humans look at him in astonishment and...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #441 on: June 08, 2009, 11:45:10 am »

One steps forward from the crowd.

Urist McHuman, Elite Drunk:I am Urist McHuman!
Urist McHuman, Elite Drunk:Prepare t... is that a delicious *sunshine roast*?...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #442 on: June 08, 2009, 11:49:24 am »

Urist McHuman explodes in a manner similiar to that of a barrel of booze, melting all his human comrades in the crowd as well.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #443 on: June 08, 2009, 12:04:03 pm »

Snopicus runs to the keep and hits the wall of the keep with the Sandwhich.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #444 on: June 08, 2009, 12:12:35 pm »

The wall looms at Snoopicus reproachfully.
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #445 on: June 09, 2009, 10:18:25 am »

Snoopicus batters away the walls until a single staircase leaves the keep standing and then...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #446 on: June 18, 2009, 07:11:10 pm »

...The physics engine is updated, and, realizing the entire keep cannot rest on a single staircase, it begins to collapse! This may be the end for our hero! But he...
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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #447 on: June 18, 2009, 07:34:54 pm »

quickly reverts to an older version! Caught in mid collapse, with the sandwich resting beneath it, the castle wall...

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #448 on: June 18, 2009, 10:00:14 pm »

screams "I must have physics!"
But the physics arent supplied quickly enough!
The castle wall becomes melancholy!
It tips over ominously toward Snoopicus and his Ham Sandwich!

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Re: Snoopicus and the Ham Sandwich of Life of Death
« Reply #449 on: June 19, 2009, 12:54:26 am »

when a powerful Dwarven warlock who implemented magic just moments ago stops the tower with telekinesis!
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