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[Horizon]

Thrash the "Perfectly Fine" Slime with my weaponized pencil.

[Strif3]

Shank Horizon. Also, I'm setting permadeath ON for myself. If i die this time, that's it for MoldStrif3. I spent too much time on that monstrosity, only to have it be entirely undone by 2 crit failures back to back.

[Nirur Torir]

Return to the store. I spent enough time with DEATH that I'm going to look for ways to change class to something related to DEATH and killing quickly.

[Supernerd]

I'm setting permadeath ON for myself.

Are you sure you want to do that? Because I will let you do that.

[Strif3]

Are you sure you want to do that? Because I will let you do that.

Yep, it's time for me to retire MoldStrif3.

[Supernerd]

Turn 30

Oh, I guess Permadeath is a thing that you can  do if you want. Going to say that you need to be at least Level 2 to activate it though, otherwise you aren't really losing much of anything upon death. I highly recommend it if you no longer give a shit about this game.

Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
10/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.

Roll: 6
You purchase a suit of Ring Mail, and then head out and slash the Big Boss Lump to deal 6 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime.

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 8
Dice: D8

Roll: 1
You try to change your class to be more like DEATH, and die a little bit losing 2 HP!

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 2 Mold
7/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 5
You shank Horizon to deal 4 damage to them!

You enable Permadeath Mode!
You will now gain x2 exp from Slime Kills. Also, the next time you die you will go to some kind of afterlife place that is much much much more competent than DEATH. You'll probably be there for an infinite amount of time!

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
7/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You somehow miss the entirely stationary Big Boss Lump. The Big Boss Lump then proceeds to knock the Slime Coins away from you somehow despite the aforementioned fact that it is entirely stationary and is not moving at all. Use your imagination and figure out how that happened.

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
9/10 HP
8/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6

Roll: 1
You kneel down to pick up some Slime Coins, leaving yourself open to an attack from the Mold Slime! You take 1 damage and are knocked over!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 12
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You manage to find a few blunt weapons for sale. There is a hammer for 2 Slime Coins. There is also a bludgie for sale at 8 Slime Coins, which is a cross between a bludgeon and a budgie.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
You pick up five Slime Coins from the floor. You then use your File Set to attack the Big Boss Lump to deal 4 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime!

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

Roll: 5
You purchase a pair of Ripped Jeans, instead of buying a normal pair of Jeans and ripping them; playing into the hands of big pocket (Or if you are a female Slime Necromancer, into the hands of big no pocket). You then stab the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 5 damage to it. A Beret Slime, and a Red Slime emerge from the wall!

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
3/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (1)
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
You use your weaponized pencil to slay what is no longer a "Perfectly Fine" slime for 3 damage! You gain 1 exp.

Then Strif3 stabs you for 4 damage!

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 4
Well, you rolled a crit. That might do the trick, but being below the Big Boss Lump's level you can't be sure that even that was enough.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.

offscreen

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Swag: Four Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 1

Roll: 2
You throw spears at the Big Boss Lump to deal 2 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-189/Infinity HP.
Big Boss Lump* (18)
Beret Slime: 3/3 HP
Red Slime: 2/2 HP
Mold Slime: 2/2 HP
Spider Slime 2/2 HP
""Perfectly Fine"" Slime was erased. Horizon gains 1 exp.

Big Boss Lump rolled a 6. It solidifies a bit...
Mold Slime rolled a 2. It strikes Devastator to deal 1 damage.
Spider Slime rolled a 3. It spins a Spiderweb near that Oak Tree that everyone is always going on about.
""Perfectly Fine"" Slime

[Fluffe9911]

Slash the Lump!

[Egan_BW]

Nap time.

[Strif3]

Guts! and Gory!

Knife the Beret Slime Horizon!

[Horizon]

Wood creaks, as I turn to stare at Strif3.

"I will feed the earth with your blood."

Wrap a hand around Strif3 and begin stabbing with the pencil.

[Strif3]

You fool, i was going to spare you the visit to death's office. But so be it.
(action changed above)

[Horizon]

You fool, i was going to spare you the visit to death's office. But so be it.
(action changed above)

I didn't change my action when you hit me. I think you should be fair to do the same friend. But if I die I will accept the defeat, may our fight be glorious.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Switch focus to the red slime. Throw spears at it.

((So I guess I am recollecting the spears I throw, nice.))

[Devastator]

Eliminate the Mold Slime!

[Quarque]

Buy the Bludgie (dropping me old Tree Stump), run out of the shop in wild excitement and bludge the Big Boss Lump!