Turn 33Fluffe9911Level 3 Human Adventurer
5/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.
Roll: 2You slash
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime to deal 1 damage!
Boss CounterBlazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 7. It shoots a rock at you which lands near your feet. It seems like it missed for a moment, but then the rock detonates and deals 5 damage to you!
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Nirur TorirLevel 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8
Roll: 5You purchase the Cooking Pot and the 1001 Slime recipies and put them on Egan_BW's head. You then start digging a hole near the oak tree.
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Knightwing64Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
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Strif3 Permadeath ModeLevel 2 Mold
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
"Allies": Cheese Slime: 3/3 HP
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.
Roll: 3You go and strike
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime, and deal 3 damage to it. Now lets see how that counterattack works...
Boss CounterBlazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 1. It explodes a bit, and rolls ninety degrees on its side.
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King ZultanLevel 2 Chubby Zebra
5/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 10
Dice: D6.
Roll: 4Okay that makes sense. You decide to become a bigger zebra!
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DevastatorLevel 2 Catgirl
6/10 HP
9/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6
Roll: 2You strike the Bone Slime, dealing 1 damage to it! The Bone Slime strikes you back, dealing 3 damage to you!
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QuarqueLevel 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Bludgie (
Dice: D6
Roll: 3You try to distract
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime with your weapon before striking it with your weapon. This doesn't really make sense because the budgie and bludgeon part of the bludgie are the same part of it, but you hit it anyway to deal 3 damage!
Boss CounterBlazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 1. Some lava, or possibly magma drips from its top, but it doesn't come into contact with you.
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A_Curious_CatLevel 2 Machinist
DEAD/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.
Roll 6You manage to really file down
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime dealing 12 damage to it!
Boss CounterBlazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 7. A gout of flames emerges from the point where you filed it, dealing 5 damage to you! You are now DEAD.
You find yourself in a room. There is a skeleton in a black robe with a nametag that reads "Hello. My name is DEATH". There is a shelf with a number of board games on it. To your left is a door labelled "LIFE". On it there is a note that says "No escaping please. Or else". DEATH Seems to be concerned about something.
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BlackPaladin99Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
Roll: 3You raise a Zombie Slime and send it to attack
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime, and it deals 1 damage to it!
Boss CounterBlazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 3. It immolates the Zombie Slime for 2 damage, destroying it!
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HorizonLevel 2 Tree Sentinel
5/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C)
Dice: D6
Roll: 6You grow your Weaponized Pencil a bit, and carefully sharpen the tip to change its item tier! It doesn't seem like the GM is going to explain what the (C) means.
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MonkeyMarkMarioLevel 2 Regular Human
4/10 HP
4/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Four Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 3
Roll: 3You spear the Spider Slime, defeating it and gaining 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!
Welcome to Level 2You gain additional max health, a D6 and a green name, like literally every other player who reached level 2 before you.
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Elephant ParadeLevel 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.
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Egan_BWLevel 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 1You decide to ask
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime if it is a 'colleg slime'. As you open your mouth you start to burn from mere proximity to
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime and take 2 damage from its immense heat!
While it didn't answer your question, the fact that it is
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime implies that it is not a colleg slime.
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Naturegirl1999Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-224/Infinity HP.Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime: 35/55 HP (A_Curious_Cat: 13, BlackPaladin99: 1, Quarque: 3. Strif3: 3, Fluffe9911: 1)
Bone Slime: 2/3 HP (Damaged by Devastator)
Crimson Slime: 2/3 HP
Spider Slime: 2/2 HP
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 2. It says "Hey why are you all attacking me? That isn't very nice!"
Bone Slime rolled a 4. It spears Devastator with a bone to deal 3 damage!
Crimson Slime rolled a 1. It starts to clot from the heat and loses 1 HP