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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 24999 times)

MonkeyMarkMario

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Go kill the spider slime.

((Yes, fun; has; I))
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Nirur Torir

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Buy the cooking pot and cook book. Give them to the dinosaur, then dig a hole near the tree.
If I fill the hole with volcano slime, we won't need a fire. It's a good idea, trust me on this.
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A_Curious_Cat

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Attack Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime with my File Set.
« Last Edit: April 22, 2023, 02:54:47 am by A_Curious_Cat »
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Egan_BW

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Ask blazeglob if it is a colleg slime.
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I would starve tomorrow if I could eat the world today.

BlackPaladin99

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Raise some pet zombie-slimes and have them attack the boss
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Gouge out the chainsaw priest's eyes with my thumbs.

Devastator

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Attack the Bone Slime.
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Quarque

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Distract Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime! by having the budgie part of my bludgie tweet its name.

Then hit Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano  slime! with the bludgeon part of my bludgie.
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King Zultan

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Use all the slime I've eaten to grow into a bigger zebra!
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The Lawyer opens a briefcase. It's full of lemons, the justice fruit only lawyers may touch.
Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
Quote from: Leodanny
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Strif3

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Attack the Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime!, and sacrifice the Cheese Slime, letting it take the counterattack from the boss instead of me.
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Horizon

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Grow the weponized pencil bigger and sharper.
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Fluffe9911

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Slash that boss!
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Supernerd

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Turn 33


Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
5/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.

Roll: 2
You slash Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime to deal 1 damage!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 7. It shoots a rock at you which lands near your feet. It seems like it missed for a moment, but then the rock detonates and deals 5 damage to you!

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8

Roll: 5
You purchase the Cooking Pot and the 1001 Slime recipies and put them on Egan_BW's head. You then start digging a hole near the oak tree.

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

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Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 2 Mold
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
"Allies": Cheese Slime: 3/3 HP
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 3
You go and strike Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime, and deal 3 damage to it. Now lets see how that counterattack works...

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 1. It explodes a bit, and rolls ninety degrees on its side.

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King Zultan
Level 2 Chubby Zebra
5/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 10
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
Okay that makes sense. You decide to become a bigger zebra!

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
6/10 HP
9/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6

Roll: 2
You strike the Bone Slime, dealing 1 damage to it! The Bone Slime strikes you back, dealing 3 damage to you!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Bludgie (8)
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
You try to distract Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime with your weapon before striking it with your weapon. This doesn't really make sense because the budgie and bludgeon part of the bludgie are the same part of it, but you hit it anyway to deal 3 damage!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 1. Some lava, or possibly magma drips from its top, but it doesn't come into contact with you.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
DEAD/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll 6
You manage to really file down Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime dealing 12 damage to it!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 7. A gout of flames emerges from the point where you filed it, dealing 5 damage to you! You are now DEAD.

You find yourself in a room. There is a skeleton in a black robe with a nametag that reads "Hello. My name is DEATH". There is a shelf with a number of board games on it. To your left is a door labelled "LIFE". On it there is a note that says "No escaping please. Or else". DEATH Seems to be concerned about something.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
You raise a Zombie Slime and send it to attack Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime, and it deals 1 damage to it!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 3. It immolates the Zombie Slime for 2 damage, destroying it!

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
5/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C)
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You grow your Weaponized Pencil a bit, and carefully sharpen the tip to change its item tier! It doesn't seem like the GM is going to explain what the (C) means.

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 2 Regular Human
4/10 HP
4/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Four Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 3

Roll: 3
You spear the Spider Slime, defeating it and gaining 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

Welcome to Level 2
You gain additional max health, a D6 and a green name, like literally every other player who reached level 2 before you.

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You decide to ask Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime if it is a 'colleg slime'. As you open your mouth you start to burn from mere proximity to Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime and take 2 damage from its immense heat!

While it didn't answer your question, the fact that it is Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime implies that it is not a colleg slime.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-224/Infinity HP.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime: 35/55 HP (A_Curious_Cat: 13, BlackPaladin99: 1, Quarque: 3. Strif3: 3, Fluffe9911: 1)
Bone Slime: 2/3 HP (Damaged by Devastator)
Crimson Slime: 2/3 HP
Spider Slime: 2/2 HP


Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 2. It says "Hey why are you all attacking me? That isn't very nice!"
Bone Slime rolled a 4. It spears Devastator with a bone to deal 3 damage!
Crimson Slime rolled a 1. It starts to clot from the heat and loses 1 HP
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Strif3

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Repeat the previous action.
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Freedom is not a spectrum.
Put me in chains, or stop telling me what to do.

Egan_BW

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Tear some bark off my tree and write on it with my well-sharpened pencil, turning it into a certificate of being in charge of a colleg. Then put it on the boss and THEN ask it to admit me to it school!
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Devastator

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Again!  This time pick up the bone slime and slam it into the ground.
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