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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 25043 times)

BlackPaladin99

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Kill the beard and take its shiv!  Take the other eight coins and check the shop again.  What would the book do? 
« Last Edit: April 15, 2023, 12:26:36 pm by BlackPaladin99 »
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Nirur Torir

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Fake my way out of the awkwardness. Find a pen and upgrade the security system by writing "OR ELSE!" at the bottom of the note, then put it back.
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Supernerd

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Turn 26

Tip: Trying to do more than one action in a turn is allowed. Doing this will generally be less effective than only doing one action.

Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
DEAD/10 HP
9/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 8
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
You manage to find a DEAD pencil somewhere, and write "Or Else" on the note. DEATH still seems incredulous, but doesn't seem inclined to nag you extensively over the whole routine.

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
8/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1
You blow the whistle. It turns into a Whistle Slime and your ears bleed for 2 HP! The spectacle alerts the Beard Slime to your attack causing that to fail.

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
"Allies": "Perfectly Fine" Mold "Crab" Slime: 3/3 HP
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
You purchase a Knife for 2 Slime Coins. You then proceed to cut into the Infinite Wall of Slime dealing 11 damage! Three Basic Slimes are cut out of the wall!

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
10/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

Roll: 5
You eat the appetizer slime for 4 damage, gaining 1 exp. You are unable to shove the factory slime out of the hole because it is not in the hole. The slime wall is beginning to close in on you. You should probably leave the hole.

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
7/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6

Roll: 1
You jump on the Big Glowing Slime. You partially sink into it and your feet get stuck. And it steals your Stilettos! Also you didn't pick up 8 Slime Coins for some reason.

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You pick up 4 Slime Coins, give one to Egan_BW, then rest to fully recover your HP!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (3), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll: 2
You use a file and slightly wear down the Factory Slime, dealing 1 damage to it!

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
You try to kill the Beard Slime, but are too distracted by the coins and the shop and only deal 1 damage to it. You only pick up 3 Slime Coins, and you have no idea what the book would do.

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
4/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (1)
Dice: D6

Roll: 5
You are unable to do anything with the Sun, because the Sun is only the specific star that Earth orbits, and this isn't earth! Fortunately there is some kind of Star in the sky that you photosynthesis with to restore 2 HP. You also grow your pencil to be more weapon-like.

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation.
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You have nothing to write with, so you are unable to fill out the SAT Test Slime! That means you fail! Fortunately you didn't put your name on the test and the SAT Test Slime doesn't remember you tried to take it.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Roll: 4
You are able to find some acceptable sticks near an Oak Tree, and there is some Flint for sale in the local shop at the price of 1 Slime Coin.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-164/Infinity HP.
Factory Slime: 8/9 HP (Damaged by A_Curious_Cat)
Big Glowing Slime: 8/8 HP Swag: Stilettos (5)
Basic Slime: 6/6 HP
College Slime: 3/5 HP
Beard Slime: 1/4 HP. (Attacked by BlackPaladin99) Swag: Razor (1)
Basic Slime: 3/3 HP
Basic Slime: 2/2 HP
Whistle Slime: 2/2 HP
Black Slime: 2/2 HP
SAT Test Slime: 1/1 HP
Appetizer Slime was defeated. King Zultan gains 1 Slime Coin.

Factory Slime rolled a 2. It reticulates its splines.
Big Glowing Slime rolled a 1.
College Slime rolled a 1. The Slime Government cut its funding, lowering its HP by 2!
Beard Slime rolled a 1. It cut itself while shaving, losing 2 HP!
Black Slime rolled a 3. It heads into the shop!
SAT Test Slime rolled a 1. It experiences a brain fart and forgets what happened this turn.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2023, 11:21:44 am by Supernerd »
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Devastator

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Dive into the Big Glowing Slime and pierce its Slime Core with my d6!
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Egan_BW

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Go buy a number 2 pencil and a pencil sharpener, then.
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I would starve tomorrow if I could eat the world today.

Horizon

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Continue to photosynthesize.
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Fluffe9911

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"AGH SINCE WHEN COULD NORMAL OBJECTS RANDOMLY TURN INTO SLIMES!"

Slash the big glowing slime in frustration
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A_Curious_Cat

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Continue attacking the Factory Slime with my File Set.  Also, catch (or pick up) the Slime Coins that the Troll Wizard tosses to me.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2023, 12:22:47 pm by A_Curious_Cat »
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King Zultan

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"Oh god my hole!"
Jump out of the hole and start kicking the factory slime to remove the anger I feel because my hole collapsed.
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but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Quarque

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((Supernerd, could you please update the hp of Horizon and me?))

"Huh, no one wants this?"
Pick up the 9 remaining coins from the defeated Glowing Whistle Mountain slime. Toss two of them to the machinist and one to the tree sentinel with a big ugly grin.
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Strif3

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Sometimes overwhelming success is failure. Oh well, since i've made my bed, i might as well lay in it.

Now you, Basic Slime, shall become MY ASS! (Take over and join Basic Slime onto my Perfectly Fine Mold Crab Slime body to create the ""Perfectly Fine"" Mold Spider Slime Agglomerate)
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Freedom is not a spectrum.
Put me in chains, or stop telling me what to do.

MonkeyMarkMario

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Grab a stick and go beat-up a basic slime.

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Hahaha, ya right

Any future games will be simpler in nature, I have a bad habit of biting off more than I can chew. Also hoping for more players in them.

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Nirur Torir

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I have DEATH right where I want him now. Challenge DEATH to a staring contest. After all this awkwardness, there's no way even someone without mortal eyes can beat someone as shameless as a rogue.
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Turn 27

Tip: Trying to buy something without learning the price of it may fail, or result in the loss of any number of your Slime Coins, possibly all of them.

Nirur Torir
Level 2 Rogue
DEAD/10 HP
9/10 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B)
Slime Coins: 8
Dice: D6

Roll: 1
You challenge DEATH to a Staring Contest. You spend the entire turn staring at DEATH before you realize that as a skeleton, DEATH does not actually have eyes or eyelids, and cannot, in fact, blink!

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Fluffe9911
Level 2 Human Adventurer
10/10 HP
8/10 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B)
Slime Coins: 19
Dice: D6.

Roll: 2
You slash at the Big Glowing Slime to deal 2 damage to it.

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3
Level 2 Mold
10/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
"Allies": ""Perfectly Fine"" Mold Spider Slime Agglomerate: 6/6 HP
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
Okay. I guess a ""Perfectly Fine"" Mold Spider Slime Agglomerate is a thing that exists now.

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King Zultan
Level 2 Zebra
7/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
You give the Factory Slime a good kick, dealing 4 damage to it! The Factory Slime retaliates against you, inflicting 3 damage to you!

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Devastator
Level 2 Catgirl
DEAD/10 HP
6/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D6

Roll: 2
You jump into the Big Glowing Slime and stab it to deal 1 damage to it.

You end up getting stuck inside of it, and the Big Glowing Slime suffocates you to deal 9 damage. You are now DEAD!

You find yourself in a room. There are a number of board games on a shelf. There is also a skeleton in a black robe with a nametag saying "Hello. My name is DEATH." to your left is a door with the word "LIFE" written on it. There is also a note on the door that says "No escaping please. OR ELSE!"

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
10/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 11
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You help yourself to 9 Slime Coins. You throw 2 of them to Horizon and 2 to A_Curious_Cat. Two Slime Coins bounce off the Machinist's head.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
2/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll: 1

You break one of your files on the Factory Slime, degrading the quality of your File Set! Also you catch zero Slime Coins!

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6

Roll: 3

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
2/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (1)
Dice: D6

Roll: 1
The sunstarlight sets you on fire, burning you for 2 HP!

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
5/5 HP
0/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 0
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 3
You head to the shop and manage to purchase a Number 2 pencil and a Pencil Sharpener. This ends up costing all of your Slime Coins.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 1 Regular Human
5/5 HP
3/5 Exp.
Dice: D4.
Slime Coins: 2
Roll: 4
You beat up the Basic Slime to deal 8 damage to it! You gain 3 exp and 2 Slime Coins!

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-164/Infinity HP.
Factory Slime: 4/9 HP (Damaged by A_Curious_Cat and King Zultan)
Big Glowing Slime: 5/8 HP (Damaged by Devastator and Fluffe9911) Swag: Stilettos (5)
College Slime: 5/5 HP
Basic Slime: 2/2 HP
Whistle Slime: 2/2 HP
Basic Slime was beaten up! MonkeyMarkMario gained 3 Exp and 2 Slime Coins.
Beard Slime is no more. BlackPaladin99 gains 1 exp. A Slime Coin and a Razor (1) drop to the ground.
Black Slime was defeated. Fish Sugarpants gains 1 exp.


Factory Slime rolled a 3. It bashes King Zultan with some heavy equipment to deal 3 damage!
Big Glowing Slime rolled a 6. It suffocates Devastator for 9 damage.
College Slime rolled a 3. It procures some needless expensive textbooks to heal 2 HP.
Beard Slime rolled a 1. It cuts itself while shaving and dies!
Basic Slime rolled a 1. The complexity of the situation confuses it, rending it prone.
Whistle Slime rolled a 2. It whistles out a tune.
Black Slime rolled a 1. It corrodes some merchandise and upsets the shopkeeper!
SAT Test Slime rolled a 1. The test was failed and the SAT test fades from existence.
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websim.ai is coming dangerously close to being able to run Gridhood. Maybe I'll live to see the day if I exercise, eat right, and somehow convince the world's governments not to nuke everyone.

Fluffe9911

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Keep slashing the big glowing slime!
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