Turn 36Fluffe9911Level 3 Human Adventurer
10/15 HP
1/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.
Roll: 2You slash the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 2 damage. A Pink Slime is cut out of the wall!
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!
---
Nirur TorirLevel 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8
offscreen---
DevastatorLevel 3 Catgirl
3/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Glowing Rock (B), Spear (C)
Dice: D8
Roll: 4You slash
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime to deal 4 damage to it.
A regular human gives you a spear.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!
Boss CounterBlazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 5. A fluid not unlike gasoline sprays on you. Also not unlike gasoline, the fluid ignates dealing 4 damage to you!
---
Knightwing64Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.
offscreen---
Strif3 Permadeath ModeLevel 2 Mold
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.
Roll: 6Its called
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. You think attacking that thing will let you GAIN health?
I want to punish you for that idea, but the dice says otherwise. You leech 6 HP from
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. For your sake I hope the boss doesn't roll a crit and one shot you now.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!
Boss CounterBlazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 3. It lights it self up to initiate mold remediation, burning you for 3 damage!
---
King ZultanLevel 2 Chubby Zebra
2/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 11
Dice: D6.
Roll: 2You nibble the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 1 damage. A Normal Slime pops out of the wall, which is somehow different from a Regular Slime.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!
---
QuarqueLevel 2 Troll Wizard
5/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Bludgie (
Dice: D6
Roll: 4You smash
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime in its face for 4 damage!
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!
Boss CounterBlazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 2. Your skin burns from being in near contact with it dealing 1 damage to you.
---
A_Curious_CatLevel 2 Machinist
DEAD/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.
Roll 1Even if you didn't roll a 1, Spin the Bottle wouldn't work with only two players.
You escape being burned by
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption by already being dead.
---
BlackPaladin99Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6
offscreen---
HorizonLevel 2 Tree Sentinel
2/10 HP
3/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C)
Dice: D6
Roll: 4Fish Sugarpants points you to a piece of a fence on one of the tables in the shop, which might also function as a shield. You can buy it for 2 Slime Coins. You can also buy the table it is on instead for 3 Slime Coins.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!
Fish Sugarpants also takes 3 damage from the eruption. It makes some blubbering noises that you can only assume are some kind of fish cusswords.
---
MonkeyMarkMarioLevel 2 Regular Human
2/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Three Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 2
Roll: 2You give Devastator a spear. You then spear
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime to deal 1 damage to it!
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!
Boss CounterBlazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 4. It just sort of bashes against you to deal 3 damage.
---
Elephant ParadeLevel 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.
offscreen---
Egan_BWLevel 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
DEAD/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)
Dice: D4.
Roll: 2You put the High School Cafeteria Mystery Meat into the pot, then put the boss on
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. You are now in posession of an
Extremely Overcooked High School Cafeteria Mystery Meat! Now if you can somehow simultaneously undercook it, it will be exactly the same as the way that it is served in high school!
Man, High School sucks ass. I don't blame you for wanting to skip directly to college.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!
You are now DEAD. You find yourself in a room. There are a number of board games on a shelf. There is a skeleton guy in a black room with a nametag reading "Hello. My name is DEATH". To your left is a door with the word "LIFE" written on it. On the door is a note saying "No escaping please. Or Else".
---
Naturegirl1999Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.
offscreen----
Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-231/Infinity HP.Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime: 3/55 HP (A_Curious_Cat: 13, BlackPaladin99: 1, Quarque: 20. Strif3: 21, Fluffe9911: 1, Devastator: 4, MonkeyMarkMario: 1)
Regular Slime: 1/2 HP
Pink Slime was incinerated by
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. A Slime Coin drops to the ground.
Normal Slime was incinerated by
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 3!
It erupts, dealing 3 damage to all onscreen players!Regular Slime rolled a 3. It takes cover behind the Oak Tree!