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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 24115 times)

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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #495 on: April 25, 2023, 04:13:36 am »
Attack the boss and attempt to heal off of it.
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #496 on: April 25, 2023, 09:52:33 am »
Quote from: Devastator on April 25, 2023, 01:26:56 am
"I'd like a spear, please."
"Here you go."
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #497 on: April 25, 2023, 07:24:34 pm »
Turn 36


Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
10/15 HP
1/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.

Roll: 2
You slash the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 2 damage. A Pink Slime is cut out of the wall!

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8

offscreen

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Devastator
Level 3 Catgirl
3/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Glowing Rock (B), Spear (C)
Dice: D8

Roll: 4
You slash Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime to deal 4 damage to it.

A regular human gives you a spear.

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 5. A fluid not unlike gasoline sprays on you. Also not unlike gasoline, the fluid ignates dealing 4 damage to you!

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 2 Mold
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
Its called Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. You think attacking that thing will let you GAIN health?

I want to punish you for that idea, but the dice says otherwise. You leech 6 HP from Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. For your sake I hope the boss doesn't roll a crit and one shot you now.

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 3. It lights it self up to initiate mold remediation, burning you for 3 damage!

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King Zultan
Level 2 Chubby Zebra
2/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 11
Dice: D6.

Roll: 2
You nibble the Infinite Wall of Slime to deal 1 damage. A Normal Slime pops out of the wall, which is somehow different from a Regular Slime.

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
5/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Bludgie (8)
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You smash Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime in its face for 4 damage!

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 2. Your skin burns from being in near contact with it dealing 1 damage to you.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
DEAD/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll 1

Even if you didn't roll a 1, Spin the Bottle wouldn't work with only two players.

You escape being burned by Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption by already being dead.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
2/10 HP
3/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C)
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
Fish Sugarpants points you to a piece of a fence on one of the tables in the shop, which might also function as a shield. You can buy it for 2 Slime Coins. You can also buy the table it is on instead for 3 Slime Coins.

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!

Fish Sugarpants also takes 3 damage from the eruption. It makes some blubbering noises that you can only assume are some kind of fish cusswords.

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 2 Regular Human
2/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Three Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 2

Roll: 2
You give Devastator a spear. You then spear Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime to deal 1 damage to it!

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 4. It just sort of bashes against you to deal 3 damage.

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
DEAD/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You put the High School Cafeteria Mystery Meat into the pot, then put the boss on Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. You are now in posession of an Extremely Overcooked High School Cafeteria Mystery Meat! Now if you can somehow simultaneously undercook it, it will be exactly the same as the way that it is served in high school!

Man, High School sucks ass. I don't blame you for wanting to skip directly to college.

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime's eruption burns you for 3 damage!

You are now DEAD. You find yourself in a room. There are a number of board games on a shelf. There is a skeleton guy in a black room with a nametag reading "Hello. My name is DEATH". To your left is a door with the word "LIFE" written on it. On the door is a note saying "No escaping please. Or Else".

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.

offscreen


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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-231/Infinity HP.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime: 3/55 HP (A_Curious_Cat: 13, BlackPaladin99: 1, Quarque: 20. Strif3: 21, Fluffe9911: 1, Devastator: 4, MonkeyMarkMario: 1)
Regular Slime: 1/2 HP
Pink Slime was incinerated by Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. A Slime Coin drops to the ground.
Normal Slime was incinerated by Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime.

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 3! It erupts, dealing 3 damage to all onscreen players!
Regular Slime rolled a 3. It takes cover behind the Oak Tree!
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #498 on: April 25, 2023, 07:28:23 pm »
Do absolutely nothing. And avoid taking damage.
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #499 on: April 25, 2023, 07:29:10 pm »
Engage Death in a staring contest.
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #500 on: April 25, 2023, 07:53:24 pm »
Challenge Death to a pissing contest.
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #501 on: April 25, 2023, 08:50:41 pm »
Stab at Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime again and hope I don't die.
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #502 on: April 25, 2023, 09:13:38 pm »
"Ow!"

Work through the pin and slash the wall again!
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #503 on: April 25, 2023, 09:29:04 pm »
Simply buy the door, and shape it into a more suitable shield.
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #504 on: April 25, 2023, 10:12:35 pm »
Cool the lava burns with the spatters of slime jelly.
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #505 on: April 25, 2023, 10:55:44 pm »
Finish off Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime with my bludgie!
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #506 on: April 25, 2023, 11:23:37 pm »
Quote from: Horizon on April 24, 2023, 10:54:33 pm
((At some point you should give me bludgie so i can grow it bigger 😂))
((sure, after the boss fight is finished))
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #507 on: April 26, 2023, 01:24:00 am »
"It burns!"
Eat some of the wall to heal myself.
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #508 on: April 26, 2023, 09:19:06 pm »
Turn 37

I hope I did not make any major errors in this post.

Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
10/15 HP
2/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.

Roll: 5
You slash into the Infinite Wall of Slime dealing 5 damage to it. A Cardboard Box Slime unfolds from the wall!

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8

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Devastator
Level 3 Jelly-Covered Catgirl
3/15 HP
2/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Glowing Rock (B), Spear (C)
Dice: D8

Roll: 5
You cover your lava burns with Slime Jelly. You are now a Jelly-Covered Catgirl!

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Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 3 Mold
4/15 HP
6/20 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2), Meteor Shard (B)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D8.

Roll: 3
You succeed, and do nothing.

Welcome to Level 3
For somehow not dying, you now have additional HP, a D8 and a name in Blue!

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Quarque
Level 3 Troll Wizard
5/15 HP
5/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Bludgie (8), Science Fair Volcano (B)
Dice: D8

Roll: 2
You were too late to deliver the finishing blow on Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. You whack what remains of it anyway.

Welcome to Level 3
You now have more HP, a D8 and a blue name! If you're lucky, you'll arbitrarily decide level 3 is enough for a Troll Wizard to cast spells.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 3 Machinist
10/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2), Jerry Can (B)
Dice: D8.

Roll 6
To make a long story short, you end up getting tosses out the LIFE door, and are no longer dead! Might not want to die again for a while.

Welcome to Level 3
You'll never guess what you get for being level 3! Unless you guessed 5 more Max HP, a D8 and a blue name. And laser-beam eyes. I didn't mention it before for some reason, but everyone at level 3 can technically use laser beam eyes because why the crap not? Yes, even the entities with no eyes.

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King Zultan
Level 2 Chubby Zebra
4/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 11
Dice: D6.

Roll: 5
You deal 2 damage to the Infinite Wall of Slime and heal yourself for 2 HP.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
2/10 HP
3/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C), Broken Door 'Shield' (2)
Dice: D6

Roll: 2
You purchase the Broken Door for 2 Slime Coins. The wood seems too old to be properly Tree-Sentinel Shaped or whatever it is you did with the pencil.

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 2 Regular Human
2/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Three Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 2

Roll: 4
You stab Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime for 4 damage, finishing it off!

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
DEAD/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 1
You challenge DEATH to a staring contest... But you end up blinking first! Possibly because DEATH is a skeleton, and thus does not have eyes or eyelids.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-238/Infinity HP.
Cardboard Box Slime: 5/5 HP
Irregular Slime: 3/4 HP

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime has been defeated!
- Strif3 gained: (8x2) 16 exp! And a Meteor Shard!
- Quarque gained 8 exp and a Science Fair Volcano!
- A_Curious_Cat gained 5 exp and a Jerry Can!
- Devastator Gained 2 exp
- BlackPaladin99 gained 1 exp
- Fluffe9911 gained 1 exp
- MonkeyMarkMario gained 1 exp
- A cache of 24 Slime Coins scatters all over the place!

Regular Slime rolled a 4. It is now an Irregular Slime!
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Re: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!
« Reply #509 on: April 26, 2023, 09:39:07 pm »
Pick up 6 of the Slime Coins that are scattered around and then go attack Infinite Wall of Slime with my Laser Beam Eyes.
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