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Author Topic: You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it!  (Read 24985 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Ask Death what's bothering him.  Also, see if there's a poker deck anywhere.  If there is, challenge Death to a game of strip poker.
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MonkeyMarkMario

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Go rest by the tree and heal, leaving a slime coin as payment.

(From my deduction the (C) seems to denote (Crafted).)
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Any future games will be simpler in nature, I have a bad habit of biting off more than I can chew. Also hoping for more players in them.

I have Discord for my games now(not necessary to play, tho might be easier to contact me): https://discord.gg/DuaARAZ

Quarque

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"Hey why are you all attacking me? That isn't very nice!"
As a wizard I have a wise answer, of course.

like, uh

"GRAAH!"
Budge the fire mountain.
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Horizon

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Stab the Crimson Slime with my improved Weaponized Pencil (C).
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Fluffe9911

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Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 2. It says "Hey why are you all attacking me? That isn't very nice!"
"Wait slimes can talk?!?! Oh I apologize kinda figured you were a mindless dungeon monster that we had to murder in order to get to the next boss I apologize my good sir!"

Play the Volcano Slime a sick riff from my guitar and hope this also heals me somehow.
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King Zultan

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"Huzza it worked sort of!"
See if my larger size helps me do more damage y kicking the wall a bunch of times.
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Make sure not to step on any errant blood stains before we find our LIFE EXTINGUSHER.
but anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to commit sebbaku.
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Nirur Torir

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Try to cut some fire slimes off of the wall.
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Turn 34


Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
13/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.

Roll: 8
You play a sick riff on your Aluminum Guitar, healing yourself and Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime for 8 HP!

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8

Roll: 5
You try to specifically remove Fire Slimes from the wall, dealing 3 damage to it. You remove a Flame Slime instead!

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Devastator
Level 3 Catgirl
6/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D8

Roll: 4
You smash the Bone Slime, dealing 4 damage to it and destroying it. You gain 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins!

Welcome to Level 3
More HP. D8. Less green, more blue! Probably don't even need to say it at this point.

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 2 Mold
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 6
You attack Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime, dealing 12 damage to it!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 4. It melts your Cheese Slime for 3 damage, destroying it!

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King Zultan
Level 2 Chubby Zebra
5/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 10
Dice: D6.

Roll: 2
You kick the wall to deal 1 damage to it. A Regular Slime is bumped out!

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
9/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Bludgie (8)
Dice: D6

Roll: 2
You say "GRAAH!" and then bop the Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime for 1 damage!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 2. It drools some magma on you to deal 1 damage!

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
DEAD/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll 3
You ask DEATH what is bothering him. DEATH informs you that Strif3 has gone into Permadeath mode, which means that he will no longer be able to play games with him!

You then proceed to lose a hand of poker and remove your Safety Goggles.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

Roll: 3

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
5/10 HP
3/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C)
Dice: D6

Roll: 5
You skewer the Crimson Slime with your Weaponized Pencil to deal 5 damage! You gain 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

Boss Counter
Actually wait no. The boss wouldn't counter in this scenario.

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 2 Regular Human
5/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Four Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 2

Roll: 2
You leave a Slime Coin at the base of the Oak Tree and rest for a while, restoring 1 HP.

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You write something on a piece of tree bark and put it on the Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime. The piece of tree bark immediately busts into flames and turns to ash. I'm not sure what else you expected to happen.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-228/Infinity HP.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime: 30/55 HP (A_Curious_Cat: 13, BlackPaladin99: 1, Quarque: 4. Strif3: 15, Fluffe9911: 1)
Flame Slime: 3/3 HP
Spider Slime: 1/2 HP
Regular Slime: 1/1 HP
Bone Slime was smashed! Devastator gained 1 exp and 2 Slime Coins
Crimson Slime was skewered. Horizon gained 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin


Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 6. It blasts Strif3 for 4 damage!
Spider Slime rolled a 1. One of its legs falls off and it takes 1 damage!
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Nirur Torir

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I befriend the Flame Slime and teach it to sit in the cooking pit so it can help us cook and improve the inn.
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MonkeyMarkMario

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Rest at the tree for some more health.

(Dear dice, may I have more then 1 health regain, please and thank you.)
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Hahaha, ya right

Any future games will be simpler in nature, I have a bad habit of biting off more than I can chew. Also hoping for more players in them.

I have Discord for my games now(not necessary to play, tho might be easier to contact me): https://discord.gg/DuaARAZ

Quarque

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Hit the mountain again, but harder.
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Egan_BW

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Scrape up some of the many, many deceased slimes to mix into one of the recipes in the book.
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Fluffe9911

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Slash that flame slime!
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Devastator

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Catnap around the glowing stone.  Maybe it'll mutate me into something even more awesome.
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Horizon

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Go to the shop, inquire the Shop Slime about armor and shields, see if there is a decently sized wooden shield to purchase.
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