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[King Zultan]

"The increase in size did nothing!"
USE MY RAGE TO SMASH THE REGULAR SLIME INTO THE SPIDER SLIME THEN EAT THEM BOTH!

[A_Curious_Cat]

Oh, well.  Time for another round of strip poker!

[Strif3]

Go infest the slime wall some more- to get another sacrificial slime, and also make the boss slime drop aggro lol.

[Horizon]

Go infest the slime wall some more- to get another sacrificial slime, and also make the boss slime drop aggro lol.

((Look how sad you made DEATH 😂))

[Supernerd]

Turn 35

I wonder what would happen if I tried to make ChatGPT process a turn of this game.

Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
13/15 HP
1/20 Exp.
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.

Roll: 3
You go up to the hole that Nirur Torir previously dug and slash down at the Flame Slime (Which happened before this action despite being below it) for 3 damage! You gain 1 exp.

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8

Roll: 4
You sort of coax the Flame Slime into a hole.

Fluffe9911 then comes along and kills the Flame Slime!

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Devastator
Level 3 Catgirl
10/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Glowing Rock (B)
Dice: D8

Roll: 4
You rest with your Glowing Rock to restore 4 HP. The light that the rock emits offset the comfort that its slight warmth provided.

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Knightwing64
Level 2 Lich
5/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 2 Mold
6/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2)
Slime Coins: 3
Dice: D6.

Roll: 2
You aggress the Infinite Wall of Slime, dealing 1 damage to it. A Regular Slime is extracted from the wall.

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King Zultan
Level 2 Chubby Zebra
5/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 11
Dice: D6.

Roll: 4
You smash the Regular Slime into the Spider Slime to deal 1 damage to both of them! You gain 2 exp and 1 Slime Coin.

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Quarque
Level 2 Troll Wizard
9/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Bludgie (
Dice: D6

Roll: 6
You hit Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime harder and deal 12 damage!

Boss Counter
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 1. It makes a rude facial expression at you.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 2 Machinist
DEAD/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 8
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2)
Dice: D6.

Roll 3
Alas, you have lost at Strip Poker. Might need to try your luck at a different game.

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
5/10 HP
3/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 4
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C)
Dice: D6

Roll: 3
The shopkeeper, Fish Sugarpants, is not actually a Slime. They still have some kind of wooden shield-adjacent item to sell, which is actually a broken door with a handle for 2 Slime Coins. Its decently sized, if not regular decent.

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 2 Regular Human
8/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Four Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 2

Roll: 3
You rest for a while longer and restore 3 HP.

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Elephant Parade
Level 1 Guide
4/10 HP
0/10 Exp.
Allies: Gift Shop Slime (2/2 HP)
Slime Coins: 4
Dice: D6.

offscreen

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
3/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
You mix up some deceased Slimes in a pot and craft some High School Cafeteria Mystery Meat! Well I guess that's one mystery solved.

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Naturegirl1999
Level 1 Human Girl
3/5 HP
4/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D4.

offscreen


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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-229/Infinity HP.
Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime: 18/55 HP (A_Curious_Cat: 13, BlackPaladin99: 1, Quarque: 16. Strif3: 15, Fluffe9911: 1)
Regular Slime: 1/2 HP
Spider Slime was defeated! King Zultan gained 1 exp.
Regular Slime was defeated! King Zultan gained 1 exp and 1 Slime Coin.
Flame Slime was defeated. Fluffe9911 gained 1 exp. There are 2 Slime Coins in a hole now.

Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime rolled a 6! It gathers energy for a powerful attack!! You know its powerful because there were two exclamation marks!
Flame Slime rolled a 2. It is was sitting in a hole.

[Egan_BW]

Slap the mystery meat into the pot and slap the pot on top of the boss to cook.

[Fluffe9911]

"Dont worry sir I have saved you from the pit slime!"

Onwards to slash that slime wall!

[Horizon]

Ask the fine shopkeeper if they have any other things to sell, if not purchase the shield door. Shape the door into a more shield adjacent form.

[Devastator]

Use my new d8 to tear a piece out of  Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

That'll do.

Give Devastator a spear and help fight Blazeglob, the Fiery Explosive Volcano Slime, with my spears of course.

"He guys any of you want a spear?"

[A_Curious_Cat]

Challenge Death to a game of Spin the Bottle.

[Quarque]

Bash the rude volcano slime face with my Bludgie.

[Horizon]

Bash the rude volcano slime face with my Bludgie.

((At some point you should give me bludgie so i can grow it bigger 😂))

[Devastator]

"I'd like a spear, please."

[King Zultan]

Bore a hole into the wall by eating it!