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[Devastator]

Grab 6 slime coins and rest until I'm more healed.

[Egan_BW]

Fail to realize that I just lost and continue to stare at death.

[Horizon]

Rush out of the shop and stab the Irregular Slime following up with a shield bash.

[MonkeyMarkMario]

Grab 2 Slime Coins and then go rest by the Oak Tree and heal, leaving 1 Slime Coin as payment.

"Wow uhh, did not expect to give the killing blow. I figure that entitles me to 2 of these coins."

[Fluffe9911]

"This is a genius plan with no flaws whatsoever!"

Wear the cardboard box slime on my head.

[Quarque]

Yay, level 3! I can now cast Light, which uh

could be used if I

uh

meet a Darkness Slime.

Pick up 6 Slime Coins and gain enough smarts to remember that my name is Mumo.

[King Zultan]

Keep eating bits of the wall until I can eat no more!

[Strif3]

Pick up my fair share (9) of the coins dropped by the boss then head to the shop to buy a healing item.

(oh, also, here's a reminder for you to post on the The Singing Constellation thread, Supernerd.)

[Supernerd]

If you feel that you're an expert at You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it! by now and want to waste some time for some reason, you can try your hand at making your own update for the game. If you send me a PM with a post that is exactly how you think the next update for the game should be, then I might actually use it!

Couple of warning though. In order for this to work you'll need to do everything right and I'm not going to tell you anything about what is and is not right, so you would need to deduce that on your own.

You would also need to send the PM in 4 hours or less, because the daily updates aren't going to stop for shenanigans like this.

[Horizon]

Uhhh what? I just want a normal update. (Oh wait its a fun little thing. Nvm)

[Supernerd]

Turn 38

Not one person sent me a PM. To be fair, it was only four hours and also kind of a dumb idea anyway.

Fluffe9911
Level 3 Human Adventurer
10/15 HP
2/20 Exp.
'Hats': Cardboard Box Slime 5/5 HP
Swag: Aluminum Guitar (B), Ring Mail (15)
Slime Coins: 5
Dice: D8.

Roll: 5
Okay. There is now a Cardboard Box Slime on your head.

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Nirur Torir
Level 3 Rogue
8/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Swag: Shiny Necklace (B), off-black robe (1)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D8

offscreen

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Devastator
Level 3 Jelly-Covered Catgirl
9/15 HP
2/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 6
Swag: Glowing Rock (B), Spear (C)
Dice: D8

Roll: 6
You rest for a while and restore 6 HP!

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Strif3 Permadeath Mode
Level 3 Mold
4/15 HP
6/20 Exp.
Swag: Knife (2), Meteor Shard (B), Healing Bread (6)
Slime Coins: 6
Dice: D8.

Roll: 5
You go ahead and take 9 of the Slime Coins and head to the shop. You end up buying a slice of healing bread for 6 Slime Coins!

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Quarque
Level 3 Troll Wizard named Mumo
5/15 HP
5/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 12
Swag: Bludgie (, Science Fair Volcano (B)
Dice: D8

Roll: 3
You help yourself to 6 Slime Coins. You get the feeling that whether or not you can remember your own name is Mumo would depend on you as a player. The GM will keep referring to you as Quarque either way though. Its a bit simpler to do the updates that way.

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A_Curious_Cat
Level 3 Machinist
10/15 HP
0/20 Exp.
Slime Coins: 14
Swag: File Set (2), Safety Goggles (2), Jerry Can (B)
Dice: D8.

Roll 4
The Laser Beam Eyes thing was a joke...

You pick up 6 Slime Coins, then use your Laser Beam Eyes eyes to burn 4 HP from the Infinite Wall of Slime. A Doll Slime and a Rectangular Slime emerge from the wall!

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King Zultan
Level 2 Chubby Zebra
4/10 HP
7/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 11
Dice: D6.

Roll: 2
You bite into the wall dealing 2 damage to it and then promptly stop. An Indigestion Slime crawls out of your mouth, looking no worse for wear!

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BlackPaladin99
Level 2 Slime Necromancer
10/10 HP
2/10 Exp.
Swag: Razor (1), Ripped Jeans (4)
Slime Coins: 2
Dice: D6

offscreen

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Horizon
Level 2 Tree Sentinel
2/10 HP
5/10 Exp.
Slime Coins: 3
Swag: Notepad (1), Weaponized Pencil (C), Broken Door 'Shield' (2)
Dice: D6

Roll: 4
You bash the Irregular Slime with your Broken Door 'Shield' to deal 4 damage! You gain 2 exp and 1 Slime Coin!

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MonkeyMarkMario
Level 2 Regular Human
10/10 HP
1/10 Exp.
Dice: D6.
Swag: Three Spears (C)
Slime Coins: 3

Roll: 6
You pick up 2 Slime Coins and leave one by the Oak Tree. Someone will probably remember you put it there at some point. You rest for a while and are soon back at full health!

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Egan_BW
Level 1 Tiny Purple T-Rex
DEAD/5 HP
1/5 Exp.
Slime Coins: 1
Swag: An Oak Tree with a shoddy ladder and platform treehouse foundation. Number 2 Pencil (2), Pencil Sharpener (1), Cooking Pot (4), 1001 Slime Recipies (1)
Dice: D4.

Roll: 2
Your eyes start to hurt enough to make you realize that you definitely lost the staring contest then next time your eyes close. At this point DEATH was still looking at you more because of the awkwardness of the whole situation than still doing a contest thing.

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Infinite Wall of Slime: Infinity-244/Infinity HP.
Indigestion Slime: 2/2 HP
Doll Slime: 2/2 HP
Rectangular Slime: 2/2 HP
Packing Peanut Slime: 1/1 HP
Packing Peanut Slime: 1/1 HP
Irregular Slime went splat. Hoirzon gained 2 exp and 1 Slime Coin.


Cardboard Box Slime rolled a 4. It doesn't really know what to make of the situation. A couple of Packing Peanut Slimes fall out of it!

[Devastator]

Stab a packing peanut slime!

[Horizon]

Take a rest beneath the tree, pass the time by using Tree Sentinel magic to grow more plants!

[Egan_BW]

Resume staring! Death has gotta blink at some point!

[Egan_BW]

If you feel that you're an expert at You can't defeat the Infinite Wall of Slime, but you can level grind on it! by now and want to waste some time for some reason, you can try your hand at making your own update for the game. If you send me a PM with a post that is exactly how you think the next update for the game should be, then I might actually use it!

Couple of warning though. In order for this to work you'll need to do everything right and I'm not going to tell you anything about what is and is not right, so you would need to deduce that on your own.

You would also need to send the PM in 4 hours or less, because the daily updates aren't going to stop for shenanigans like this.

The only problem with pawning work off on players is that they're lazy and won't do it.