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[Eric Blank]

"The First Surprise," the priest of "The Church of Villages." I was surprised it wasn't as stupid as most titles, for sure.

[Scootagoose]

My best adventurer I'd ever had was named Flickerfresh, which I quickly named him "MC Flickerfresh"

[Mr Space Cat]

How could this thread lose steam like that? I'mma just give it a kickstart.

Starting a new fort in a world where it's dwarves versus orcs, pandamen, goblins, and several other aggressive races. no other trading caravans but dorfs.

This fort, located deep in the rainforest by three rivers and a small lake, shall become a great figure of dwarven military power against the forces of...all those other races.

This fort, deemed by the Random Number God, shall be "ComedySacks", a fort for the dwarves of the Freckly Abbey. I didn't even know DF had an adjective like freckly.

[Lazerlatté]

One adventurer I made I was gonna give a name that translated to Heavy Weaponsguy. Y'know, like from TF2? I couldn't find either weapons or guy for his last name, so I decided to name him Heavy Steelfists. Couldn't find fists either. So I ended up naming him Heavy Steelbuttocks xD

[Scootagoose]

"Urist Slopwomen."
and then
"Kisnast KissBalls"

[Tamber]

"Slos Fleshcave"

[Garn]

I found a place called The Swamp of Pregnancy

[Loam]

The Blunt Band, which founded Taughtblunts, which was attacked by the giant jaguar Lensblunt.

[Mr Space Cat]

"The Drinking Hells", a randomly named dwarf group which founded my most recent fort.

It fits the dorfs well.

[Sappho]

I just found a book called "Traditional Human" (written by a human necromancer who apparently does not care for all that newfangled tomfoolery).

EDIT: In the same world, the book "The Boss: My Only Mistake" - written by another human necromancer, possibly the inventor of menial jobs?

[Smashness]

I slept on a beach as to avoid bogeymen, and a couple hours after I fell asleep I was attacked by a lion named

"Lirum Ballplay"

Since I was an elf, and I had a crappy cedar shortsword, I ran away laughing.

[Vastin]

This adventurer's RNG last name was bizarrely wrong to start with, then the nickname kicked in...

Talia Fondlesquirt, the Fair Crypts of Passion

 

[Eric Blank]

In fortress mode, one of my engravers made an engraving of the foundation of the fortress. The name of the engraving? "The Turquoise Anus."
Looks like somebody had been eating the bright-turquoise bubble bulbs form the mountains before parking the wagon outside.

He made a number of other engraving of it's foundation/the trip up to it. Those engravings depicting the journey to the site include "The Bewildering Bog," "The Fuchsia Castle," "The Book of Fathers," and "The Springs of Soothing." Quite the journey. One other engraving of the initial construction was called "The Foggy Responsibility."

There is also "The Fell of Climaxes," an engraving by the same author of my mayor embracing a pair of floating guts.

[Mr Space Cat]

The Random Water, quite possibly the most fitting name for an evil saltwater lake ever.

[Urist McCheeseMaker]

There is also "The Fell of Climaxes," an engraving by the same author of my mayor embracing a pair of floating guts.

Surely a pair of floating guts would strike a fell blow to any potential climaxes nearby?