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[Samio]

Pacila Murkysquashes the Vigorous Dung

[rabidgam3r]

I was a cave swallow man (Modded) and i walked up to a random farmer for a quest. I don't know how to do a screenshot in DF so here is a excerpt from the conversation:

Farmer: I am Iguz Muffinchewed

Me: 0.o


Later on i found (I forget) Flamefangs the human farmer.

[Tamber]

A small collection.

"Kor Womenpassion"  Steady on now!

"Nani Confusedmother"  Nani is male. I'd be very confused, too, if I were a male dragon who turned out to be a mother.

"Sosleng Nutstockade" ... Ouch.

"Momuz Templeorbs"  Queen of The Rock of Pears. And, presumably, holder of ... vast tracts of land.

"Aso Huggedwet", who should have run into "Nihde Snuggledankle" at some point, for great hilarity.

"Sushsath Pregnantswords", who was made the sacred cottage of The Girlish Denomination, who are not to be confused with The Girlish Domination, which is an entirely different kettle of leather-clads with whips and chains...

"Shem Creamsbirds"  I can only hope he's a cook who is only able to purée things, because the alternative is rather fowl. *shot for the pun*

"Snodub Monstrouslovers" ... "Oh, but you sleep with one troll..."

[Bloax]

"Stop in the name of The Steamy Incest!"

[Tamber]

From one village:

"Tihsa Toesparkles"
"Kas Bulbousbowel"


"Adi Frillybunny" ...what.

[Occam]

In the early winter of 236, the book "My Love: Fact or Fiction" was created in Hammercontain by Meng.

It seems necromancers have feelings too.

[Mr Space Cat]

"The Virginal Jungle" located right next door to "the Hill of Disappearances."

[Mustard Elemental]

"Ketju Spongylock The Narrow Cell Of Fame Explained Explained", A legendary dragonscale-bound book,
"Cantus Dungpelt the Fountain of Puke", A Female Hydra (Must have really pissed off the historians for a name like that.)
"Sudo Bilehide the Ugly Animal", Another female hydra.
"Sepulcrum Gristlydied the Phlegm of Cankers", Dracolich
"Maapera Masterlittle the Ace Princess", Forgotten Beast 
"Ostzu Berryperfect the Control of Nuts", Female Giantess 

[RageBob]

I don't know why but I chuckled a little.

[TheFlame52]

In the same temple, two instances of "High Butter". Also in the temple was a "Holy Pants".

[Chimpanzee]

Part of the legend of my adventurer, Kerleb Pearlowner

...

In the midsummer of 125, Kerleb suffocated, slain by the sea lamprey Bridgedspreads in The Hairy Steppes.

Related Entities
The Empire of Seals (member)
The Awe-Inspiring Councils (member)

One Notable Kill
Eagleseize the giant lion, b.119 d.125

...

[Sergei_Andropov]

The human town of Nosejoke.

[RageBob]

Shit.

[Mr Space Cat]

Found a statue of a dwarf getting struck down by a bronze colossus in my fort. The colossus is named "Rete Scarbolt the Great Savior" and clearly must not be the savior the dwarves are looking for.

Man, that's a kickass title.

[Eric Blank]

You pick up the The Cobald And The Spoons with your left hand.
You read The Cobald And The Spoons.
The written portion consists of a 227 page autobiography entitled The Cobald and the Spoons, authored by Snuslada Drummedprowled.  It concerns the cobald shaman Snuslada Drummedprowled.  The writing has a touch of melancholy.
You drop The Cobald And The Spoons.
You pick up the The Cobald Moist with your left hand.
You read The Cobald Moist.
The written portion consists of a 194 page autobiography entitled The Cobald Moist, authored by Snuslada Drummedprowled.  It concerns the cobald shaman Snuslada Drummedprowled.  The writing has a touch of melancholy.
You drop The Cobald Moist.

WTF am I reading?