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[Nedinu]

Tirin Bikaquogub, aka Tirin Secretcreams
Must've been his stage name in some Dwarf Porno.

Oh, and a while back I found this tanner or something like that with the last name Whismicalpumpkin.

[Edmus]

You pick up the The Cobald And The Spoons with your left hand.
You read The Cobald And The Spoons.
The written portion consists of a 227 page autobiography entitled The Cobald and the Spoons, authored by Snuslada Drummedprowled.  It concerns the cobald shaman Snuslada Drummedprowled.  The writing has a touch of melancholy.
You drop The Cobald And The Spoons.
You pick up the The Cobald Moist with your left hand.
You read The Cobald Moist.
The written portion consists of a 194 page autobiography entitled The Cobald Moist, authored by Snuslada Drummedprowled.  It concerns the cobald shaman Snuslada Drummedprowled.  The writing has a touch of melancholy.
You drop The Cobald Moist.

WTF am I reading?

Really bad romances? Cobald moist, lol.

[Eric Blank]

Necrophiliac romances, I'd presume. This woman lived alone in that tower between the years 132 and 2050, when I killed her. She became obsessed with her mortality when she was just 29, and a shaman by age 31. Clearly, she had beauty problems

I coulda swore, during play, that it was a male cobald. I guess my memory is off, though.

She was married to some man by age 8 (cobalds are adults by that age. I made them grow up fast!) and apparently he was an awful husband, because she left within 25 years and they never had any children. Maybe he always complained she was ugly?

[Edmus]

Maybe it was an argument about spoons, anyone who spends over a 1000 years with no one for company but corpses is bound to be eccentric.

[Szarrukin]

My legendary axedwarf just got a most epic nickname ever - "Virginal Humidity of Clefts". Lol'd hard.

edit: damn it, it adventure mode thread, I didn't notice. sorry, guys.

[Aerie]

My last adventurer was named Linna Blossomheated, later titled the Stream of Spasm.

[thehman03]

came across a bone carver by the name of "imsut fondleberries" which i misread as imust fondleberries, many a laugh was had

[Tun_Dar]

Once got (forgot the firstname so improvising)  Ismir Womanmoistens

[Eric Blank]

An island called "The Island of Nudes" in a world I just generated. Must have the best nude beaches in the world. Too bad they're all frozen solid.

[Shalderave]

Typhon (Wrote that) *somegobbildygook*(translation:Smoulderedmourning), the Aquamarine Gleam.

I just thought it was funny considering I was made out of Adamantine.

[scienceIswear]

Civilizations:
The Paints of Trailing
The Helm of Breeds
The Beak of Winding
Artifacts:
Aftersplashes the Yawn of Romancing (galena mug)
Wonderwept the Gloom of Hides (rhodolite bucket)
The Indignation of Webbing (oaken casket)

[Splint]

The casket has a strangely fitting name... Webs are one of the leading causes of dwarven death after all. After goblins, industrial accidents, and vampires.

[Random Spark]

First gen, new laptop.  Always golden right?

Well, i took a peek at some of the site data and i came across this lovely little entry, straight from the dorfy mountain homes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1838: Avalunib, "Loverag", mountain halls
   Owner: The Gates of Kindling, dwarves
   Parent Civ: The Nourishing Labors, dwarves
   536 dwarves
   62 cats

[Eric Blank]

A human civilization named "The Girlish Empire." The civ is dead. A world filled with ravening monsters and half a dozen hostile civs is not one where small children ought be in positions of authority...

[Flanderbland]

I had a male adventurer (with randomized name) named "Ebu Largejewels" (not 100% sure about the first-name, but it was something along those lines).

He died on his first quest though, so I guess having large "jewels" isn't enough to guarantee survival...