wait how do I have second highest pop while also being tied for last in terms of total land owned?? what kind of gigantic empire did this lucky bastard in front of me inherit..
"thanks Daddy for %2.8 of the planets surface! I wont do anything terrible with the power, I swear!"
Diary of Salmeuk the III, Supreme Dictator of the Empire of The Hounds of DandoAutumn of 102"
These are good times for pencilnecks, or so I hear. . . I watched from the ivory gardens as the burning pyre boat containing the corpse of my late father drifted further and further away from me. After some time it sank, burying him underneath the forever clear waters of Lake Wanenna, and It was I, Salmeuk the III,
wise prince and charming suitor, survivor of my two siblings, who would inherit these provinces, and command these armies.
But first, a swim in the lake. And maybe a party at the mountain chalet in the evening, in the south. After all, why had my father built the rail network if not to use it . . ?
Winter of 102These advisors make me want to off myself. Every SINGLE day, another request for budgetary adjustments from this secretary of my late father, Ophelia... why she cannot simply figure these things out for herself is beyond me. Why, exactly, did father employ her for 20 years if this the result? And why exactly does Ophelia seem to wield so much influence in this palace?
And don't get me started on these governors. I have half a mind to recall the lot of them, removing these irrationally separated "zone borders" from the maps, and make things nice and simple for myself.
News from the borders is not helping my stress. I could barely enjoy my caspian carp egg soufflé during tonight's performance of
The Mutant of Venice, after hearing about the strange talking squid creatures that attempted to communicate with the
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