((Sorry about the delay. Work’s been kinda wearing me out lately. Should get better soon though.))
"Excellent!"
Search the weapons and see what all kinds are available to me, then use my map to figure out where the nearest slaughter house is.
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Character description: An angry looking balding man that has a mustache, he's wearing a filthy old lab coat.
Special abilities: He knows how to bring the dead back to life with the power of science, and how to give anything human level intelligence also with the power of science!
Inventory:
Damaged van with a lab
Map
Gun
First aid kit
Some robot parts
Frankenmoose a little dumb
Abandoned warehouse somewhat damaged and well stocked wide assortment of tools, weapons, and building materials, toys and holiday decorations
It would be easier to list what kind of weapons the place DOESN’T have, as you find out it has several different types of pistols, shotguns, assault rifles, swords, spears, axes, rocket launchers, nuclear warheads, and at least fifteen to twenty tanks if you count those as weapons.
"I'm super rich now. There's all sorts of stuff I should have."
"Fire beef is good, but there's got to be better ways to do it. And I should be wearing something better than these orphan clothes."
"But which first.."
Visit some of the city's best restaurants, finding several that make great meat dishes. Offer a dragon banner and protection for a regular supply of excellent, chef-cooked meals.
Name: Rachel Mallory
Character Description: A six foot long bright red winged western dragon. Or a five foot tall red-haired 13 year old human child.
Special Abilities: Draconic greed. Having more of anything, be it food, wealth, fame, territory, etcetera, grants more power.
Fire Magic: Control over the element of fire.
Obsidian Bracelet
Dragon Transformation: Can change between human and dragon forms.
-> +1 Claws and Fangs.
-> Obsidian scales + lava.
Acquired: Damaged suburban home.
Obsidian Bracelet
$120
Billions of Loot!
Position as 'security guard' for some large building.
Now claimed as territory with a dragon banner.
(5) Meat, huh? What better restaurant to get meat from than a steakhouse? Of which, you find about 4 and raise your banners after striking identical deals with the owners.
Encourage the panic to become full blown riots and mass evactuations by throwing trees at buildings, stomping around the streets, and generally causing traffic chaos.
Name:ArgleBargle
Character description: A two hundred foot tall angry black pantherman
Special abilities:
Special Ability 1: is 200 feet tall. Somehow violates the square-cube law and doesn't collapse under his own weight
Special ability 2: Angry smash and slash. Basically a chaotic berserker, hell bent on destruction
Special ability 3: Anchor of an Old One. The more attention ArgleBargle gets, the more attention of the Old One is drawn to this world. Chaos Beings spawn in the wake of ArgleBargle's mighty deeds. Ironically, ArgleBargle's Old One's attribute is Ennui, meaning that his creatures induce a state of indifference and boredom. think: waiting at a dentist's office for your friend who is getting their wisdom teeth pulled. think: 3:30 on a Friday at the office - the beige walls crawling with blandness and a faint sense of decay, the clock ticking away just outside your field of vision, and one last task that should take fifteen minutes but is going to take two hours to complete.
(6) You uproot and throw trees, you stomp around, and generally throw a tantrum so hard it completely levels the area within several hundreds of yards and gives no time for the riots and mass evacuations to start as by that time, the situation has already escalated into a full blown genocide.
Villain Leaderboard:
1. ArgleBargle
2. Rachel Mallory
3. Dr. Unpleasant
4. Martha Caldwell
5. Logan Von Newman