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[hector13]

Start channeling Prescience again, unfettered, targeting the players on the main guns and myself, and then shoot the rocket ork with an overloaded shot from my lascarbine.

[Stirk]

Start channeling Prescience again, unfettered, targeting the players on the main guns and myself, and then shoot the rocket ork with an overloaded shot from my lascarbine.

You fail to tap into the power of the warp-the sounds and sights around you are clearly the normal battlfield from the perspective of a normal mortal. Likewise your laser blast crashes into unrelated jungle trees as you find trouble holding your aim steady as the vehicle charges forward - but at least it still functions this time.

[Maximum Spin]

KEEP DRIVING.

[Stirk]

KEEP DRIVING.

Gas, gas, gas Gunnar steps on the gas and goes 45 meters forward! While not quite the train's speed, it is a major increase in how fast you've been going.

Allied Flamer runs the opposite direction with his willpower being shattered by the sizable shooter on the Engine. Well the half-action equivalent of running. He manages to steel his will to move forward once again and turns to face the train after taking a good few steps back.

In the trenches the machine gun team tries to fire at the kannon kart while keeping their heads safely behind cover, but are unable to effectively hit anything while being pinned.

170 meters Behind Allied Machine Gunner and loader
147 meters Behind Allied Flamer
75 Meters ahead Ork Rocket User
150 meters ahead Engine
175 meters ahead Kannon Kar 17 Damage (I forgot I made the sides 15 and the front 10 and used the wrong value earlier)
200 meters ahead Loot Kar
225 meters ahead Rokkit Kar
250 meters ahead Loot Kar
275 meters ahead Kaboos
0 meters Chimera 8 Damage -4 front armor

[Egan_BW]

Introduce rokkit ork to the superiority of good humie dakka... In a bit, by double aiming!

[Stirk]

Introduce rokkit ork to the superiority of good humie dakka... In a bit, by double aiming!

You aim! Your aim of killing the Ork might not come to fruition due to him now being in squishing distance, but you aim nonetheless!

Another rocket slams at your Chimera's face as the Ork makes his last desperate stand from behind the tree. Gunnar manages to doge this close range attack thanks to the Chimera being piloted by his thoughts - the rocket only inches from crashing once again into your new weakpoint.

Your ordeal isn't over. From this new position the Kannon manages another direct hit. You feel a shudder as the machine endures the blow, only slightly damaged despite the weapon's size. Imperials sure know how to make armor. The second Kannon is unable to fix its jam and remains in place as Orks are no doubt smashing things randomly within. The artillery blares, but still finds something more interesting than you to shoot at.

In a very Orky way, the Rokkit Kar manages to score another hit on your Chimera thanks to pure volume of fire despite still being slightly out of range. This time your armor holds fast and manages to avoid damage from a glancing blow-but facing the full brunt of an attack from that cart is likely to end poorly for you.

Also in a very Orky way, the Engine fires at the PDF but misses by a large margin. Stat wise Orks can't really hit anything with automatic weapons unless they're basically holding the gun to their target's head.

170 meters Behind Allied Machine Gunner and loader
147 meters Behind Allied Flamer
30 Meters ahead Ork Rocket User
90 meters ahead Engine
115 meters ahead Kannon Kar 17 Damage
140 meters ahead Loot Kar
165 meters ahead Rokkit Kar
190 meters ahead Loot Kar
215 meters ahead Kaboos
0 meters Chimera 11 Damage -4 front armor

[hector13]

The train is in range of my demon summoning mind powers

[Stirk]

The train is in range of my demon summoning mind powers

If you push it to the limit.

[Egan_BW]

Do Not Summon Demons

[Devastator]

"That sounds.. questionable."

Aim / Multilas Kannon Kar.

"Can you make us some cover or something?  Maybe some fog?  Darkness?"

[Stirk]

"That sounds.. questionable."

Aim / Lasgun Kannon Kar.

I'm assuming you mean the massive Gatling version and not the tiny flashlight.

Your multilas happily peppers the Kannon Kar, two beams piercing through its side. At this distance you can hear the Ork's screams as they try desperately to keep themselves from blowing up. The side of the kar now looks like an old abused tin roof filled with holes - each of which is spitting out smoke. It is approaching its limit.

170 meters Behind Allied Machine Gunner and loader
147 meters Behind Allied Flamer
30 Meters ahead Ork Rocket User
90 meters ahead Engine
115 meters ahead Kannon Kar 30 Damage
140 meters ahead Loot Kar
165 meters ahead Rokkit Kar
190 meters ahead Loot Kar
215 meters ahead Kaboos
0 meters Chimera 11 Damage -4 front armor

[Devastator]

Oh, are the lasgun hits including the barrage bonus?

[Stirk]

Oh, are the lasgun hits including the barrage bonus?

It does not! I'm not entirely sure if I should count it since you're in a moving vehicle. But does means I should add an extra hit since I forgot.

170 meters Behind Allied Machine Gunner and loader
147 meters Behind Allied Flamer
30 Meters ahead Ork Rocket User
90 meters ahead Engine
115 meters ahead Kannon Kar 35 Damage
140 meters ahead Loot Kar
165 meters ahead Rokkit Kar
190 meters ahead Loot Kar
215 meters ahead Kaboos
0 meters Chimera 11 Damage -4 front armor

[hector13]

The train is in range of my demon summoning mind powers

If you push it to the limit.

Walk along the razors edge, but don’t look down, you’ll keep your head, push it to the limit?

Bugger it. There’s only a 1% chance I’ll irreversibly explode.

PPE: never mind I can only add 3 to my psy rating which means I can only hit the engine (which, to be fair, is what we should be shooting anyway :p)

Cast Prescience unfettered, targeting the players on the main guns.

Cast Assail unfettered, aiming for the rocket Ork.

[Stirk]

The train is in range of my demon summoning mind powers

If you push it to the limit.

Walk along the razors edge, but don’t look down, you’ll keep your head, push it to the limit?

Bugger it. There’s only a 1% chance I’ll irreversibly explode.

PPE: never mind I can only add 3 to my psy rating which means I can only hit the engine (which, to be fair, is what we should be shooting anyway :p)

Cast Prescience unfettered, targeting the players on the main guns.

Cast Assail unfettered, aiming for the rocket Ork.

War is a razor and you walked a line on that silver blade.

Once again visions of death and destruction fill your head. Many of them involve you and your friends exploding now. It seems that the warp is taunting you. Still some are of the train exploding instead - as long as you are diligent you can nudge these closer to reality.

You mentally pick up a fallen stick and make a good faith effort to skewer the Ork with it. It thrashes forward toward the Ork's right leg, only to embed itself in the tree he's taking cover behind. Apparently Orks are even harder to kill when they arn't running at you in an empty field.