Crisis mind: spend 2 AP to offer the chest a treat, throwing it to the monster and tricking it into wasting its action on the food. Then Wham! it.
[Crisis+2, Moderate difficulty: Success!] (66% chance)
Awuna reaches into her hobo satchel mid-stride and pulls out a particularly juicy strip of Minkdillo flesh, tossing it underhand into the stupid fucking asshole fake box's mouth.
The box catches the meat with its tongue and rolls it around, distracted.
[Chomp will
Miss]
[-1 Meat Chunk]
"Mama mia, it's fresh! Thanks sweetheart!"
Awuna then follows up with a big punch to its esophagus. It proves remarkably solid. Less like flesh and more like hardwood.
Which uh, would make sense, considering it's a box.
[2 Damage dealt]
However, the impact is enough to rock the living furniture back a hair.
[Box now has 1 AP.]
A moment later the box remembers it's supposed to be biting, but the meat did the trick and it's a hair too late to brutally dismember Awuna, instead simply snapping shut with a huge, shuddering impact, perhaps concussing itself in the process. If living wood can get a concussion.
[Box uses chomp! It stuns itself!]
[Auto Checkmate!]
Awuna takes advantage of the momentary pause and clamps her own jaws onto one of the big googly eyes, and
yanks on it! The eye comes free, revealing a hole in the wood, from which... fish oil sprays? Why is mimic blood fish oil?
[Bite deals 16 damage! Box perishes!]
"Ouch. Ya got me!"
Defeated, the box rapidly falls apart, the wood and fish oil making up its flesh seeming to transmute into pure water, which then drains away into the floor. Left behind is a pile of sixty-nine shiny silver coins, which seem immediately useless.
[Leveled up!]
Silver Coins X69 (Blank and featureless disks, though polished and shiny. Money may be exchanged for goods and services)
You may navigate to any unexplored room in a single turn, don't just say to go back to the lobby please!Navigation:- F2-Hub
- Outside(clear) / F1-Hub(clear) / Side1(clear) / Side2 / Side3 / Side4
- B1-Hub
Awuna Claes, Bestial Soul lvl 19/55
Status
Slow Poison 1
Endurance 13/16 (4/11)
Agility 5/5 (5/8)
Toughness 1 (1/5)
Strength 4 (4/10)
Crisis 2 (2/11)
Fightin'! (3/10)
Duck! (1AP. evade next Sweep attack) (or kill a waterfowl enemy)
Pounce! (3AP 2 Meter. Movement. Melee. requires both hands to be empty. 2 Impact and target is Grabbed, preventing it and you from moving or meleeing other targets)
Bite! (5AP. Melee. Stunned or Grabbed target takes Str*4 Pierce)
Items
Meat Chunk x4 (1AP. Consumable. Heal self for 2 HP. Must be a beast or devil)
Wham! (3AP. Basic Melee. Str*2 Impact)
Run! (6 AP. Movement. evade ALL melee. Using this two rounds in a row will remove you from combat)
Crisis Mind (X AP. Once per round. State something you'd like to accomplish or do which is outside the combat system. At the end of the round, roll Crisis + X. Variable difficulty. On a success, you may gain additional options or benefits.)
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