"Wrong move."
Tackle the Confessor down into the elevator shaft
Use the saber weaponart!
LAYMAN VS CONFESSOR(5 v 3) Not really sure what was going through Layman’s head, but before the Confessor can fully draw the saber, both of them go falling down the elevator shaft.
Arm myself and zebra friends with pointed sticks, then wait until night fall and go forth and stab all the security guards to death.
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Description: A balding man with a mustache wearing a dirty old lab coat.
Reason for being a villain: The animals at the zoo don't like him.
Inventory:
Water gun
Commands a small army of zebras through friendship
Some stuff stolen from a zoo gift shop
Some pointed sticks
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UNPLEASANT vs Security guardsAfter some time, nightfall…well… falls. You set out on your objective.
(1 v 3) It goes poorly. The first security guard radios for backup, causing a few more to show up, with even some cops on the way.
One more industry to infiltrate: Real Estate! Become a slumlord: purchase large quantities of low income housing blocks and land to develop into low income housing blocks.
Name: Evil Unlimited, LLC
Description: A holding company that invests in all things villainy, at extortionate prices, of course
Reason for villainy: pure greed
current assets: Popular Tobacco industry, Popular clothing brand made by sweatshops (Stylin') Popular TV series ('Good Grief") Poorly performing Sports Bars (Good Eats), poorly performing nudie bars (Naughty N Nice)
(1) Seems like no one wants to sell.
More soldiers!!! I also find magical hotspots and buy the land they are on with the trace amounts of platinum we have gathered from demonic fecal matter. also accept logans offer.
(3) The handful of spots you do manage to purchase aren’t exactly what one would call “hotspots.” In fact they seem to be hovering around average or slightly below.
More soldiers!!! I also find magical hotspots and buy the land they are on with the trace amounts of platinum we have gathered from demonic fecal matter.
“Good fellow, I don’t suppose we could come to a agreement? I would quite like some of your demonic soldiers, what would you need in exchange. I have quite a lot of things to give, just ask. If you agree, this could perhaps be the beginning of a wonderful alliance.”
(Logan making his moves)
“I am not in charge of the demons. However, I would be willing to sell you cybernetic and/or super soldier zombies in exchange for a security system like yours.”
“I would be willing to do that also. You will never have security problems again! It kept out the (somewhat) famous villain Confessor from my secret base and has made me millions.”
Logan sends 
a super advanced security system in return for cybernetic and super solider zombies.
(4) The exchange was successful. Azal didn’t seem to take your presence very well though so you’ll have a harder time making any further negotiations.
"My ally," the cultist makes his entrance, a dozen demonic labor workers behind him hefting bone clubs "Who is this trespasser, and what is the reason for your being here stranger?" have the othee labor working demon carry on their tasks, with one new objective keep out uninvited guests.
Name: Azal of the Crimson Order
Description: Average height, fair skinned and bald beneath the black metal mask and blood-red robes he wears. He carries a metal reliquary that is made of the same strange black metal of his mask.
Reason For Villainy: To open the Abyss Gates, and release the Demon Horde unto the Earth.
Assets: Commands a gaggle of not-so-powerful yet capable of physical labor demons and a horde of other demons contracted by the laborer demons.
It seems Logan pulled off one successful trade with ? already. But you state your orders to the demons and they send Logan out the door right after.
Villain Leaderboard
1st: The alliance between ? (BlackPaladin99) and Azal of the Crimson Order (Horizon) (together they command a large organized undead army, with some cybernetic and super soldier varieties, and a small army of demons. Their base has a teleportation circle and a super advanced security system)
2nd: Evil Unlimited (Ozarck) (Quickly countered their damaged reputation and is rapidly raking in profits from tobacco sales and sweatshops and owns multiple not popular sports bars and restaurants, and a very popular TV series)
3rd: Logan Von Newman (Knightwing64) (Has established connections with a few people with lots of resources to spare and successfully damaged the reputation of everyone else, also owns a secret base with an advanced security system, and controls a large army of super obedient cyborgs as well as a handful of cybernetic and super soldier zombies)
4th: Dr. Unpleasant (King Zultan) (Commands a small army of zebras through friendship and partially robbed a zoo gift shop)
5th: Layman (Fluffe9911) (has access to the data market and the Confessor’s data)
6th: Confessor (Egan_BW) (has been made into a huge target around the world)
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