Go to a quite place in the zoo and make some weapons out of whatever we can find, it'll be a fun crafting project for me and my zebra friends.
Name: Dr. Unpleasant
Description: A balding man with a mustache wearing a dirty old lab coat.
Reason for being a villain: The animals at the zoo don't like him.
Inventory:
Water gun
Commands a small army of zebras through friendship
Some stuff stolen from a zoo gift shop
(3) You go to a spot out of the way of passerby and find some sticks, which you sharpen along with your zebra friends.
Run for president and make a tech company using my connections.
(1) Nobody voted for you and your connections don’t answer.
Keep manufacturing soldiers, and add a teleportation circle to our base.
(4) Teleportation circle added. Not large enough to fit your entire army on at once, but big enough you can send a sizable attack force anywhere on the spot.
"I don't even know who you are."
Confessor points her pistol at the Layman's face.
"But you will answer for your crimes all the same."
Shoot him! Also step out of the elevator.
Layman pauses for a moment as if your words genuinely hurt him "You really have fallen so far haven't you Confessor?" Layman sighs "Well then you leave me no choice."
Move out of the way of the bullet then fire the real laser pointer at the elevators cables sending it tumbling to the bottom floor
CONFESSOR VS LAYMAN(1 v 4) The Confessor’s aim is quite a bit sloppy it seems, as Layman doesn’t really have to actively avoid the bullet.
(6 v 5) Layman’s aim, however, is just fine. The Confessor barely makes it out of the elevator in time before it plummets.
Time to get into the most powerful and evil organization: the entertainment Industry. Create a reality TV series where we put dozens of people whose lives have been difficult into close quarters for drama and profit. Have several poorly trained 'counselors' and 'psychologists' meet with the contestants weekly to discuss their traumas. Call the series "Good Grief."
Name: Evil Unlimited, LLC
Description: A holding company that invests in all things villainy, at extortionate prices, of course
Reason for villainy: pure greed
current assets: Popular Tobacco industry, Popular clothing brand made by sweatshops (Stylin') Poorly performing Sports Bars (Good Eats), poorly performing nudie bars (Naughty N Nice)
(5) Your TV show is a big hit! It rapidly becomes a popular show around the world, and is described as “the best mix of drama and comedy”
Azal, thinking how well his demonic minions perform tasks. He will compensate their diligence by giving them hour-long lunch breaks and a period of free time. In return he asks they only try to recruit more demons to join their quest in opening the gates to the Abyss.
Name: Azal of the Crimson Order
Description: Average height, fair skinned and bald beneath the black metal mask and blood-red robes he wears. He carries a metal reliquary that is made of the same strange black metal of his mask.
Reason For Villainy: To open the Abyss Gates, and release the Demon Horde unto the Earth.
Assets: Commands a gaggle of not-so-powerful yet capable of physical labor demons.
(5) Not only do they succeed in recruiting more demons, but more powerful ones too.
Villain Leaderboard
1st: The alliance between ? (BlackPaladin99) and Azal of the Crimson Order (Horizon) (together they command a large organized undead army, with some cybernetic and super soldier varieties, and a small army of demons. Their base has a teleportation circle)
2nd: Evil Unlimited (Ozarck) (Quickly countered their damaged reputation and is rapidly raking in profits from tobacco sales and sweatshops and owns multiple not popular sports bars and restaurants, and a very popular TV series)
3rd: Logan Von Newman (Knightwing64) (Has established connections with a few people with lots of resources to spare and successfully damaged the reputation of everyone else, also owns a secret base with an advanced security system, and controls a large army of super obedient cyborgs)
4th: Dr. Unpleasant (King Zultan) (Commands a small army of zebras through friendship and partially robbed a zoo gift shop)
5th: Layman (Fluffe9911) (has access to the data market and the Confessor’s data)
6th: Confessor (Egan_BW) (has been made into a huge target around the world)
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