Episode 3: New Faces, New Friends
Time: Noon
Pepito's Pizzeria (ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES)"Hey ho I'll keep it ya in mind uncle. Now if ya can excuse me I gotta make some bombs, knowwhatI'msayin'? Hey ho fuggetaboutit"[Charisma: 5+1(Charisma)+2("That's my nephew!"] Giant gives his nephew a look of concern, "Are ya sure you want to do that, with your arm all jerked out and whateveah?.....Ah shit, youse a grown man now, you can take care of yourself! Just gimmie a call whenever you want Mario to take a look at ya. And make sure none of them bombs go off near the pizzeria, I'm tryna run a family business here! A presto!" As Joey turns to leave he hears his new uncle yelling into the phone, "I got all these guns here and you don't got the money yet!? You muddafucka!"
In an adjacent alleyway to the pizzeria, littered with discarded cardboard pizza boxes, Joey performs another graceful spin. Instantly, the suit and fedora are replaced with a leather jacket emblazoned with badges, scuffed up blue jeans, and fingerless gloves. He even receives a patchy beard and tattoos of "tough" images like skulls and knives. Joey's makeover ends with him looking like a bonafide outlaw biker. Transformation completely, he strides out of the alleyway and makes his way down the road...
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"Giant" Vitali - (Fury of the Small, Brass Knuckles)
*Tortino Squad [12/12] (Revolvers, Bats, Switchblades)
Mar Bayo (knightwing64)“We have to kill troublemakers with superpowers, Don’t question it.” [Charisma: 5+1] Logan makes his position clear to the Beach Boys and after a pause, Ryan Bilson shrugs. "Ok then, let's see where this thing takes us. As long as we stay kings of the beach."
Logan pulls levers on his train and begins to drift and donut all over the street to win passersbies over. [Train Conducting: 7+2] A group of surfers, thoroughly impressed by these train tricks, runs alongside the vehicle. "Dude, the way you ride this machine is totally bitchin'. We're this line," they say as they pile aboard the engine.
+Ally: Surfers [7/7] (Surfboards, Athletic, Radical)
There's some jostling and squirming as the new arrivals hop on. Squished between a Beach Boy to his left and a surfboard on his right, Logan realizes that the space inside this smaller model of train is not going to carry anyone else. In fact, there's already a personal space problem.
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Ryan Bilson (Leader, Cool Cat, Revolver)
*Beach Boys [8/8] (Love Partying, Women, Music and Cars)
Michael's Used Car & Bike Lot (Fluffe9911 & ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES)Bodies lie strewn across the blood-ridden asphalt. Fires blaze steadily. gunshots and laser fire fill the air.
"HONK!" Webster stares at the carnage, transfixed at the punishment he has wrought upon the world of men. The flames of burning cars are reflected deeply in his endless, goose eyes. The British pilot attempts to speak up out of concern, but seeing the malicious gaze in the goose's eyes, he decides to stay quiet.
The few remaining aliens are not deterred by their few numbers and press on with the attack, with the conquest of Earth being more important their own lives. They chase down the two surviving members of the first Death Rider Squad [3 vs. 6], but are unable to locate them. The bikers had dove underneath the undercarriage of a large SUV, and they hold their breath as they watch the aliens slowly walk past their hiding spot.
With a lull in the fighting, the second Death Rider Squad run around their limousine barrier and assault the Planet X representatives head-on. [1 vs. 8] As they begin to fire, one of the aliens turns and presses some odd buttons on the front of its chest-mounted radar. The radar screen bursts in a brilliant white explosion, so bright that the Death Riders scream as they are blinded. Even Webster and the pilot, at their removed distance, have to shield their eyes. With the bikers staggering, the aliens resolve to shoot them, without the assistance of one radar machine. [6 vs. 9] Even in their stunned state, the bikers are smart enough to blindly run from cover and hide behind whatever vehicle they bump into first. They scatter, giving the aliens no good shots as their lasers only melt asphalt and tires.
A sole biker is completely unphased by the blinding maneuver, Tycoon, who only seems more angry. "YOUR LITTLE SPACEMAN TRICKS CAN'T STOP ME! GET OOOOOUT!" [10 vs. 1] The leader runs through laser fire completely undeterred, and gets so close to the aliens that when he fires his shotgun
two of them are sent flying, riddled with bullets, smashing into the side of a Toyota. The final alien, with all its comrades slaughtered, abandons the mission and sprints for the spaceship. "NO YOU DON'T!" The businessman pulls out a car remote and presses a red button. As the alien makes its escape, it is completely blindsided as a pickup truck rams it from the side at 80 MPH, carrying it away in a blur.
In the immediate quiet of the battle Tycoon clambers on top of a Toyota. "I AM MICHAEL TYCOON BRADLEY, AND I AM THE
SOLE PROPERTIER OF MICHAEL'S USED CAR & BIKE LOT! NO ONE CAN CHALLENGE MY POSITION!
NO ONE!" As he makes this triumphant gladiatorial claim, all the surviving Death Riders come out and surround him, cheering his name, hooping and hollering. If anything their faith and loyalty towards their commander as only sharpened.
While Webster watches this skirmish comes to a close, the masked assailants who previously appeared begin to charge up the small hill at the duo, assaults rifles aimed and brandishes. One of them barks, "Capitalist pendejo!" [3 vs. 4] The Monteneros are trained assassins, but it's still hard to aim when you're running up a hill. Bullets spray around them, and when one lands directly between the pilot and Webster, the human takes action. The pilot scoops up Webster in one arm and makes a break for his plane, about 100 meters away, while bullets pocket the grass around them. [Dexterity: 10] It's a good thing he left the cockpit open, as he makes an incredibly athletic leap from the ground, clearing entrance to the plane with his "boss" in tow. Landing comfortably in the seat, he quickly lowers the window and takes off without a hitch. Looking out the ascending window, Webster watches from the pilot's lap as the Monteneros still shooting at them, while on the other side of the parking lot the Death Riders continue to celebrate. "That was a close shave, sir."
A sole biker enters the car lot from a side entrance. He witnesses the hovering aircraft, the assassins trying to shoot it down, the celebratory biker gang. In between all of the living are bodies, ruined cars and streaks of blood and bullets.
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Tycoon (Business Clothes, Pump Shotgun, Rage!, Savage)
*Death Rider Squad I [2/12] (Business Clothes, Pistols, Knives, Clubs)
*Death Rider Squad II [12/12] (Biker Leathers, Pistols, Knives, Clubs)
Monteneros Assassins [8/8] (Hostile, Concealed, Body Armor, Assault Rifles)
Paperclips Sporting Arena (naturegirl1999 & Failbird105)While Tina is berated by the gatekeeping fan, she listens intently for discussions of the various
Realm of Royals characters. [Learning Cultures: 6+1(Wisdom)] Picking out a name that is only brought up once, Tina declares her cosplay: Paige Mack, the intrepid serving girl. The gatekeeper scoffs, "She's bottom tier, no one likes her!" But the others in the crowd shut him down, stating that just because a certain character isn't viable doesn't mean that someone doesn't like this. He grows quiet and resentfully allows Tina to stick around, although he still isn't happy.
Off to the side, The Lorax kicks over a trash can. "Take that, you landfill transient demon!" A police officer walks over to the orange humanoid and with a sigh says, "Sir, please refrain from destroying property." The Lorax points a finger at the cop and says, "You're part of the establishment, nothing but a greaseball goon looking for a quick paycheck as you murder the forest!" The situation has the potential to escalate...
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Excessive Force (Bulletproof Suit, SMG, Pepper Ball Gun, Taser, Baton, Remorseless)
* LPPD Unit I [12/12] (Police Uniforms, Pistols, Pepper Spray, Batons)
* LPPD Unit II [12/12] (Police Uniforms, Pistols, Pepper Spray, Batons)
* LPPD Unit III [12/12] (Police Uniforms, Pistols, Pepper Spray, Batons)
Overhill Graveyard (Euchre Jack)With the Overhill Graveyard under her control, Galia organizes her domain before moving on. Most of Santa's Legion is left at the graveyard as a garrison, while The Christmas Prince and two of his closest followers are sent to the Muntford Avenue Dojo to acquire new martial arts skills. He bows, "We will return more deadly than ever Queen, and extract our Christmas vengeance on this sick, unfestive world."
They leave to turn one way down the sidewalk in front of the graveyard, while Galia, Frank Luke, Der Rudolf, and the Anti-Corruption Advocates turn in the opposite direction...
San Marco Mega Raceway (Unraveller)When Grüber Falx drops The Viper into a cold-water cooler, the Death Rider body guards keep trying to shoot him out of the sky. [4 vs. 2] Falx swerves and spins in the air to avoid the bullets, and does so successfully for the most part. He gets hit in the face, but its a glancing blow, and doesn't do much more than a bad shaving cut. It might leave a mark. The Bavarian flies out of the bikers effective range. The Viper spends some times shaking ice cubes out of his clothes, and by the time he looks up Falx is a dot in the sky. Unable to hurt him, The Viper gives the competitor a middle finger.
Over in the stands (more like the
last stands), the two standing Voortrekkers are backed up against the wall with Death Riders closing in from all possible angles. Without any other options, the scouts start blasting their shotguns. [5 vs. 9] They miss the first volley, and that gives the bikers enough time to roar and charge forward like a barbarian horde before the Dutchmen can aim their next shots. [10 vs. 8] They stand bravely, using their guns as clubs, but there's just too many bikers. A flying brick hits one of the Voortrekkers in the arm, making him drop his weapon; the gun disappears into rider hands. [2 vs. 1] The other Voortrekker is smacked in the head with an empty aluminum beer can. At this point the Voortrekkers are simply trying to wrestle and escape their way out of the mob, luckily the bikers have not been incredibly effective in grabbing the slippery scouts just yet.
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The Viper (Fancy Clothes, Savage, Veteran, Sturdy)
*Death Rider Squad I [12/12] (Biker Leathers, Pistols, Knives, Clubs)
*Death Rider Squad II [12/12] (Biker Leathers, Pistols, Knives, Clubs)
*Death Rider Squad III [12/12] (Biker Leathers, Pistols, Knives, Clubs)
El Fuego Taqueria (King Zultan)"It seems relatively safe here, so let us wait here until our aid arrives." The doctors agree that this area is safer than the Taqueria itself, and so they disperse among the two stories of the store. King makes his way on over to the football clothing section looking for padded apparel. There is a whole wall of football shoulderpads of various materials and sizes. Scanning over them, it looks like the cheapest version runs at $90 and only goes up from there. Football is
not a cheap game to play. Nearby two U.N. medics argue, one stating that the intensely physical nature of football makes it very healthy, while the other one retorts that the potential of brain injury makes it too dangerous to play.
The door to the
Forward Pass! opens to an armed soldier dressed in Indonesian fatigues, an assault rifle strapped across his back. He makes a beeline for Zultan, stopping just before him. He nods, "I have been ordered by Governor Wibawa to take personal charge for you, Mr. Zultan." He reaches into a hip holster and hands Zultan a pistol, "I was instructed to give you this."
+Ally: Indonesian Soldier (Military Fatigues, Orange Beret, SS1 Assault Rifle, G2 Pistol, Loyal)
+Asset: G2 Pistol
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El Apunalador - (Mariachi Clothes, Massive Steak Knife, Butcher)
*La Pantera Squad - (Mariachi Clothes, Pistols, Machetes)
The Skate Park - (Euchre Jack)The Skate Park is a jungle of concrete, dipping circles and half-pipes, long metal rails. Nearby in the grass are tables and a restroom, the exterior coated in graffiti like "Rad", "Diabolical" and "Sk8 Fast, Eat Grass". the park is full of skaters gliding past, doing kickflips and 360s. Loud Hardcore Punk music blasts from a boombox.
As Galia and company approach, out from seemingly nowhere an entire skate crew lands out of the sky before them on their boards. They wear Heavy Metal t-shirts and basketball shorts, hair shorn into colorful mohawks and frosted tips. They look college age, but Galia can assume that none of them are attending a higher educational facility. Among their suspicious glares, one of them stands out, a lanky, straw-colored boy in a beanie. His ride of choice: a scooter. He speaks, "I'm Kirk Copain, leader of the Skate N' Die Punks: We skate until we die!" He points an accusatory finger at Galia, "You and your crew are not tight with us. All those suits, you're either the PTA or cops, and either way you want to shut us down. Well no way! We skate until the heat death of the observable universe!" He lifts his scooter triumphantly, like a rebel soldier hoisting an AK47.
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Kirk Copain (Scooter, Radical)
Skate N' Die Punks [11/11] (Skateboards, Spray Cans, Radical)
Gang Standings:
The Tortino Family
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo - Friendly
La Pantera Cartel
Everyone - Neutral
The Death Riders
Everyone - Neutral
The Las Peleas Police Department
Everyone - Neutral
Locations
Level 1:
Outskirts Dive Bar - Death Riders
Skate Park - Skate N' Die Punks
El Fuego Taqueria - Las Panteras
Overhill Graveyard - Galia Prosdocimus Arnold (EuchreJack) [Garrison: 7 Santa's Legion]
Palandier Community Park - LPPD
Pepito's Pizzeria - Tortino Family
Holey Doughnut Shop - LPPD
Muntford Avenue Dojo - Dragon Fist
Mar Bayo - Da Beach Boys
Level 2:
Double Gallop Horse Track - Tortino Family
De Muerto Trap House - La Panteras
Michael's Used Car and Bike Lot - Death Riders
Esta Luxuria Shopping Complex - LPPD
Renaissance Fairgrounds - Knights of Incontestable Swagger
Level 3:
Las Peleas University - LPPD
Tragicomico Opera House - Tortino Family
Costa Vista Beachside Resort Tower - Las Panteras
Paperclips Sporting Arena - LPPD
San Marco Mega Raceway - Death Riders
Name: King Zultan
Age: 36
Nationality: Vatican City
Trivia: Is stronger than a sponge, not afraid of cheese, has never kicked a baby.
Bonus Attribute: +1 Intelligence
Articles:
Consulate General of the United States, Surabaya: +1 Diplomacy, +Cell Phone, +Power: East Java Aid
Orlando Mosquera: +1 Stamina, Choose 1 Power!:
Nice Save! - If your Defensive Roll is at least 3 greater than a Targeted Ranged Attack Roll, there is a chance for you to catch the missile: a bullet, arrow, thrown knife, heat seeking bomb, etc.
Staunch Defender - +1 to all Rolls when defending a Controlled Location in-person.
Fierce Heady - Headbutts hit with the power of a sledgehammer.
Danilo Türk : +1 Diplomacy, +Allies: UN Physician Team
Richard Mollier: +2 Applied Physics, +Power: Insta-Steam!
Skills:
+2 Diplomacy, Applied Physics
+1 Intelligence, Stamina
Powers:
East Java Aid - Can call up the Governor of East Java to ask for various forms of aid: Soldiers, doctors, engineers, money, weapons, etc. Success of the aid request is based on a Diplomacy Roll. It will take 2 Turns for the aid to travel from East Java to Las Peleas. After the request, the Governor of East Java will ask for a favor which must be completed before this Power is used again. [Used - Favor Required]
Insta-Steam - Can telekinetically transform up to a gallon of any visible liquid into hot steam. Costs 1 Action.
Nice Save! - If your Defensive Roll is at least 3 greater than a Targeted Ranged Attack Roll, there is a chance for you to catch the missile: a bullet, arrow, thrown knife, heat seeking bomb, etc.
Allies:
UN Physician Team [6/6] (Trained, International)
Indonesian Soldier (Military Fatigues, Orange Beret, SS1 Assault Rifle, G2 Pistol, Loyal)
Assets:
$16.39
Cell Phone - Hotline to the Governor of East Java
G2 Pistol [3/3]
Status: Normal
WikiBucks: 0
Points: 0
Name: Tina
Age:
Nationality: Hoenn (From Pokémon, not the real region)
Trivia: Tina spent her time exploring the wilderness with her Pokémon and tried avoiding trainers so she could let her Pokémon be out of the pokeballs without battling all the time. Her Pokémon tended to get along with the wild Pokémon which was nice and, apparently, unusual
Bonus Attribute: Choose +1 Wisdom
Articles:
Thomas Thwaites: +1 Finance, +1 Fabricate Claims, +Power: "A Little Leniency, Milord?"
Green pound: +1 Finance, +Power: Green Thumb, Gold Tongue
Tibet: +2 Buddhism, +Power: True Revelations of Peaceful Enlightenment
EasyWriter: +1 Writing, +1 Computers, +Asset: Apple II Computer
Skills:
+2 Finance, Buddhism
+1 Wisdom, Fabricate Claims, Writing, Computers
Powers:
"A Little Leniency, Milord?" - When an NPC wants to kill someone (including yourself) you can automatically convince them to lower their goal from death to imprisonment and a fine. [CD:1/1]
Green Thumb, Gold Tongue - You can buy any agricultural goods and equipment for 1/4 of their normal price.
Tree Revelations of Peaceful Enlightenment - "We'll do anything to save the planet! Even if that means destroying it!" Summons a random Deranged Environmentalist as an Ally. [CD:1/3]
Allies:
The Lorax (Environmentalist, Deranged, Immortal[?])
Assets:
$20
Apple II Computer (Antique)
Status: Normal
WikiBucks: 0
Points: 0
Name: Logan
Age: 23
Nationality: Central Yharnam. (From bloodborne.)
Trivia: Logan spent his time exploring the dream and dying, ALOT. He tried avoiding strong monsters so he wouldn’t have to spend multiple hours dying and respawning fighting the same enemy, Which in his opinion. “Was a waste of time.”
Bonus Attribute: Choose +1 Charisma
Articles:
Peter Crimmins: +1 Grabbing, +Power: Crimmo's Courage
GWR 1361 Class: +2 Train Conducting, +Asset: GWR 1361 Locomotive
Queen Moo: +1 Seduction, +Power: Spoils of Mu
Yan Fang: +1 Throwing, Choose 1 Power!: [Curveball]
Skills:
+2 Train Conducting
+1 Charisma, Grabbing, Seduction, Throwing
Powers:
Crimmo's Courage - You can never be frightened or intimidated.
Spoils of Mu - Request an object from the Land of Mu, the homeland of Atlantis. The object must be specified as either a Fearsome Weapon, a Magical Relic or a Sigil of Protection. This object can be used once, to dramatic effect, before becoming inert. [CD:3/3]
Curveball - Range Attacks can go around corners. Curved Attacks do somewhat less damage.
Allies:
Surfers [7/7] (Surfboards, Athletic, Radical)
Assets:
$20
GWR 1361 Locomotive (Small)
Status: Normal
WikiBucks: 0
Points: 0
Name: Grüber Falx
Age: 41
Nationality: Bavarian
Trivia: By and large, mister Falx detests purposeless violence. He's quite the well built man, standing a bit over six foot, and similarly wide having always worked in heavily physical fields. Regardless, when it came to this strange, mythical, and otherwise, he had only one choice. To accept. Not to cause wonton pain, but to fight for
Blume his young daughter whose come down with a mysterious illness that may just claim her life. . . He knows perfectly well what his wish will be used for. Also bears a thick and slowly greying mustache.
Attribute: Grüber works hard, and works long. With a mighty willpower to boot.
+1 Constitution.
Articles:
Portobello Swim Center: +2 Swimming, +1 Athletics, +Power: Turkish Delight
Stephanus Schoeman: +1 Politics, +Asset: Rolling Cannon, +Ally: Voortrekker Scouts
Fifty Shades Darker: +1 Seduction, +Asset: Whip, +Power: "Sometimes love don't feel like it should"
Garnet pitta: +3 Hunt Insects, +Power: Flight
Skills:
+3 Hunt Insects
+2 Swimming
+1 Constitution, Athletics, Politics, Seduction
Powers:
Turkish Delight - Anyone who takes a (
strictly platonic) hot bath with you is cured of any negative mental or magical effects. Does not apply to yourself.
"Sometimes love don't feel like it should" - Immune to pain. Events that cause massive pain can instead give you positive mental effects.
Flight: You can fly, you can fly!
Allies:
Voortrekker Scouts [2/4] (Speedy, Shotgun)
Assets:
$20
Rolling Cannon [R/1] (Small, Mobile)
Whip (Painful)
Status: Face Scar
WikiBucks: 0
Points: 0
Name: Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo
Age: Old Enough to Groove!
Nationality: The Streets of America, Baby!
Trivia: Dresses like a parody of someone from the 80s'
Bonus Attribute: His innocent love for disco can charm all! [+1 Charisma]
Articles:
Helmut Echternach: +2 Lutheranism, Choose 1 Power!: [Planar Ally]
"Sky" by Sonique: +2 Trance Music, +Power: Flight
One Way or Another: +2 Learning Cultures, +Power: El Postureo
The Lego Movie 2 Videogame: +2 Construction, +Power: Block Builder
Skills:
+2 Lutheranism, Trance Music, Learning Cultures, Construction
+1 Charisma
Powers:
Flight - You can fly, you can fly!
El Postureo - Instantly transforms your clothes into the outfit and style of any group that would feasibly exist in Las Peleas. You will look identical to an average group member but you won't intrinsically know their culture, slang, rituals, etc.
Block Builder - Can construct the following special items out of any raw scrap materials:
* Bounce Pad - A trampoline which multiplies your jump height and distance by 5. Requires 30 lbs. of scrap.
* Block Bomb - An improvised explosive strong enough to completely destroy a car or a small room. Requires 50 lbs. of scrap.
* Block Car - Functions identically to a normal car, besides being made out of blocks. Requires 100 lbs. of scrap.
Planar Ally - Once per life, you can call the name of a human-sized Planar creature (angel, demon, eldritch horror, etc.) to appear at your Location. The creature is not obligated to help you and will act out of its own nature.
Allies:
Assets:
$20
Status: Normal
WikiBucks: 0
Points: 0
Name: Webster
Age: 10
Nationality: Goose
Trivia: Is literally just a goose what else do you want me to say?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3DfLpdhXkgBonus Attribute: This goose is loose! [+1 Dexterity]
Articles:
Marian Sypniewski: +2 Fencing, +Asset: Rapier, +Power: Choose 1!: [Parer!]
Santiago Soldati - +1 Business, +Power: Big Business, Big Problems!
The Man from Planet X: +1 Science, +Power: Invaders from the Stars!
No. 95 Squadron RAF: +2 Pilot, +Ally: WWII RAF Pilot
Skills:
+ 2 Fencing, Pilot
+ 1 Dexterity, Science
- 3 Strength (Goose)
Powers:
Flight - You can fly, you can fly!
Goose Time - Can not verbally communicate with humanoids, lacks hands. Can glide on top of water.
Big Business, Big Problems! - You can choose to add an additional $10,000 to your Assets. Whenever you do this, a squad of hostile
Montoneros assassins will spawn at your current Location the following turn.
[CD:2/2]
Invaders from the Stars! - Once per Life, you order a spaceship of aliens from Planet X to land at your current Location. Their objective will always be to "conquer Earth". [Used]
Parer! - A Melee Defensive Roll that succeeds by a magnitude of <3 automatically counter attacks.
Allies:
WWII RAF Pilot (Trained, Fighter Plane)
Assets:
$10,020
Rapier (Finesse, Piercing)
Status: Normal
WikiBucks: 0
Points: 0
Name: Galia Prosdocimus Arnold
Age: 53
Nationality: Sudanese
Trivia: Frequently indulges in flowers. Was arrested for streaking during a football game at Soldier Field Stadium. She dreams of finding a new secret musical technique called the "H Chord".
Bonus Attribute: Choose +1 [Strength/Dexterity/Constitution/Intelligence/Wisdom/Charisma] OH NO, YOU CHOOSE GM!
Articles:
Jing! Jingeling! Der Weihnachtsschnappi!: +2 Sleighing, +Ally: Rudolf the German Flying Reindeer
Consensus Economics: +1 Business, +Power: Market Oracle
Joseph Frank Wehner - +2 Piloting, +Asset: WWI Fighter Biplane, +Ally:
Frank LukeCyberhero: +1 Computers, +Asset: Untraceable Laptop, +Power: Online Vigilante
William Russell Grace: +1 Business, +1 Politics, +Ally: Anti-Corruption Advocates
Skills:
+2 Sleighing, Piloting
+1 Intelligence, Computers, Business, Politics
Powers:
Market Oracle - Select a target and pick whether to boost or crash their stocks. If you are boosting, make a regular Business Roll to determine how much their stock improves. If you're dismantling it is an Opposed Business Roll. If you succeed at this, their stock will plummet; on a low failure you might see your own stocks take a hit!
Online Vigilante - Whenever you use your Computer skills to help someone in need, or to protect an innocent, they will reward you based on their capabilities, such as giving you an Asset or becoming an Ally.
Allies:
Rudolf the German Flying Reindeer (Flying,
Deutschland!!!)
Frank Luke (Ace, Loose Cannon)
The Christmas Prince (Santa-nic, Rituals, Battle Axe, Loyal)
Santa's Legion [9/9] (Santa-nic, Loyal)
Anti-Corruption Advocates [100/100] (Pacifist, Mob, Loyal)
Assets:
$20
WWI Fighter Biplane (Machine Gun, Antique)
Untraceable Laptop (Untraceable, Hi-Tech)
Status: Normal
WikiBucks: 1
Points: 1 [Controls Overhill Graveyard]
Name: Tanya
Age: 28
Nationality: The City
Trivia:
Technically still human from a genetic perspective, but thanks to fucky "Sufficiently Advanced Technology" weirdness her greatest drives and desires have Distorted her appearance into a form reflective of such.
Decided the bosses obsession with The Library was kinda weird and kinda stupid, so set off for greener pastures.
Bonus Attribute: Might makes Right, only the strong get to decide what goes in this world, so Tanya, no, L'heure de Loup, will be the strongest there is.[+1 Strength]
Articles:
Kalvan: +2 Police Investigation, +Asset: Police Glock, +Ally: Hostigi Knights
Moviemistakes.com: +2 Cinema, +Power: Pedantic Corrector
Nandigram violence: +2 Riot Incitement, +Asset: Riot Gear, +Asset: Tear Gas Launcher
Ironbar Bassey: +1 Strength
Skills:
+2 Strength, Police Investigation, Cinema, Riot Incitement
Powers:
Pedantic Corrector - Once per Life, you may automatically select another Combatant in your Location that you can see and declare that there is a small error in their Character Sheet. You can alter anything they have gained from an Article by 1 letter. For example, if for an Asset they received a "Large Sail Boat" you can change it to "Large Fail Boat" or "Large Sail Goat". The new word that you edit it to must be a word found in the dictionary; you can alter "Big Sword" into "Pig Sword" but not "Big Swmrd". [Used]
Allies:
Hostigi Knights [4/4] (Trained, Broadswords, Early Rifles, Plate Mail, Mounted)
Assets:
$20
Police Glock [2/3] (Government Registered)
Riot Gear (Heavy)
Tear Gas Launcher [1/1] (Non-lethal, AoE, Blinding)
Status: Normal
WikiBucks: 0
Points: 0
(( Hey, I almost certainly forgot to make an action this time around and have been letting it drag too long. I really like the concept of this game, but I feel as if though I'm lacking inspiration, which may have to do with the number of other threads I'm taking place in, as well as the other I'm running that take up most of my brain space. I don't want to hold things back at all, so it would probably be best to remove old Grüber Falx from the list and let one of these waiting folks take his place. Sorry! ))
I'm sorry to hear that, I definitely enjoyed Gruber's characterization and his input on the game. But I understand, it is very easy to become overloaded with commitments to different games, I emphasize with that based on experience. I only saw this reply after nearly finishing this turn, so on the following turn I will give the Bavarian a dignified exit. I hope to see you again in the future Unraveller 
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