Now that I'm safe, it's time to sit back, relax, and question how I needed a dice roll to get inside my own house.
(5) You sit in the safety of your house for several minutes before you start to wander what the reason of the dice roll to enter was, and you hear someone say that it was to determine if more cops showed up before you entered as a low roll would have had more show up.
Figure out what went wrong with the machine and fix it. And then turn the dang machine on!
Gain reality warping plane powers and ask Plane god about his end of the deal.
Gain divinity and ascend.
Become a plane immortal, Casting away humanity.
Learn how to talk to planes and give my plane sentience and a hug.
I tell my Slanes to do something. Idk
(Figuring out what's wrong with the machine = 5) After several minutes of trouble shooting you finally figure out what went wrong with it.
(Fixing it = 4) Then a few minutes are spent fixing it.
(Turning it on = 6) Then once you finally finish putting it back together and activate it and it starts to do it's thing, but suddenly there's a loud pop and it stops working, your starting to have a feeling that this thing is cursed.
(Gaining reality warping plane powers = 4) After several minutes of meditation and concentration you gain weak reality warping plane powers.
(Asking plane god about his end of the deal = 2) He says that the deal stands, but you have yet to finish your end as just building a church isn't enough he also wants congregation to fill it.
(Gaining divinity and ascending = 1) You attempt to gain divinity but something goes wrong and you now find that you've angered God.
(Becoming a plane immortal = 5) You do manage to become an immortal plane.
(Casting away your humanity = 3) You would cast away your humanity but you decide to keep it so you don't become a moral less villain.
(Learn how to talk to planes = 5) You decide to learn to talk to planes but you realize that you've know how to do this the entire time.
(Giving my plane sentience and a hug = 2) You would give your plane sentience but you realize that it was always sentient, also your not really sure how to hug it now that your a plane.
(Telling the slanes to do something = 1) You tell them to go out and do whatever, so they fly out and start burning and destroying nearby towns, they also seem to be eating all the souls of the people they kill.
take on my true immortal blood druid form. then make armok 20 feet tall and made of obsidian and shoot blood magic bolts at chultuthu.
(Taking on your true immortal blood druid form = 5) You rip the flesh off your body revealing your true blood druid form!
(Making Armok 20 feet tall = 4) Using your magic you make him 20 feet tall.
(Making Armok obsidian = 1) Your not sure what you did wrong but now Armok is made of some kind of pudding.
(Shooting blood magic bolts at Cthulhu = 5) You shoot several bolts of high powered magic at Cthulhu, causing him harm.
That thing was very filling
Time to become a cocoon
(4) You start rapping yourself in bits of stuff, creating a cocoon for self.
Come on Stanley you had one job!
Mr Gavichov sighs alrighty Stanley all hope is not yet lost it swallowed it whole correct? That means it should still be possible to activate it now then you have a couple of options depending on just how big this caterpillar thing is firstly try simply pushing on its stomach it should hopefully be possible to push the button threw the skin should that fail ill need you to reach down that caterpillars throat and activate it that way and if by some miracle of incompetence THAT should fail then ill need you to try to cut the caterpillar open and take the device out that way im counting on you Stanley!
Have Stanley attempt the things I told him to attempt while I keep eating lobster.
(Stanley activating the device from the outside of the creature = 3) He apparently can feel it inside the creature but can't seem to be able to activate it.
(Stanley reaching down it's throat to activate the device = 3) He then reaches down it's throat, but finds his arm to short to touch the device.
(Finding something to cut the creature open = 1) After searching the area for stuff and a quick test of the things he finds, he determines that the creature is made of some kind of damage resistant material.
He radios you and tells you his findings and asks for advice on what he should try next, he also reports that the creature has covered itself in some stuff and is now like in a cocoon like thing.
(You eating the lobster = 5) You continue to enjoy your lobster.
Shoot another one of those pesky vowels!
(Which one do you shoot = 10) This time you pick the I!
(Shooting the I = 6) And you shoot the SHIT out of it and use up all your ammo.
(Does it die = 4) And it dies.
Shoot another one of those pesky vowels!
Only one at a time? What are you? A pussy?!
...
Well, you kinda are, so, um, anyways.
Shoot the entire thing down!
(6) You pull out a massive gun and plow down the entire thing LIKE A MAN, but then suddenly it was replaced by something else! (Because it won't let me leave the box empty.)
Shoot another one of those pesky vowels!
Only one at a time? What are you? A pussy?!
...
Well, you kinda are, so, um, anyways.
Shoot the entire thing down!
If Magmacube_tr succeeds (and the thread survives), start shooting random bowels while praising Cthulhu.
(Shooting random bowels = 1) You look around and see no bowels in the area around you, but then you realize that you have bowls and use your last bullet to shoot them!
(Praising Cthulhu = 3) You would be praising Cthulhu but you can't right now as your curled up into a ball of pain.
"Now that I have taken a good nap last turn, it's time to take over the world FOR REAL."
Order all my slanes to go on a rampage and terrorize all the cities around.
Mass produce black robot cat menows (yes menows, not minions) inside my catplane.
Drop all the menows in small black parachutes over the plane church and tell them to go inside, break and desecrate everything, paint the walls in black and change the building into an evil plane church.
Then, tell them to execute an occult ceremony in the evil church to make the small portal to Plane Hell BIGGER than the big black hole, so hundreds of dark planes shall surge outside of it and go crashing into all the skyscrapers of the world.
Finally, go destroy the revived airplane AGAIN with the terrific jaws of my catplane.
(Ordering the slanes to go on a rampage in all the cities = 6) You tell your slanes to go forth and destroy, and they do so with gusto!
(How does this go = 5) They fly out and pick cities at random and start trashing them.
(Mass produce black robot cats called Menows = 6) You create dozens of Menows, but in order for you to be able to produce that many you had to skimp on armour, so they are some what fragile.
(Does the curse affect the Menows = 4) It turns out they aren't affected by the curse.
(Dropping the Menows with parachutes over the plane church = 5) They quickly jump from the catplane and parachute down.
(Menows breaking and desecrating everything inside = 5) Then they immediately rush in and smash everything of religious significance.
(Menows remaking it into an evil plane church = 4) They then rebuild the church into one of the evil planes.
(Menows executing an occult ceremony to make the portal to Plane Hell Bigger then the black hole = 5) They then preform a dark ritual to make the portal to plane hell EVEN bigger, it now dwarfs the black hole.
(Summoning forth hundreds of dark planes = 6) They then sacrifice some random people and things in order to bring forth a tidal wave of dark planes, and as soon as the ritual is finished the portal vomits forth a tsunami of dark planes, its as if every dark plane in plane hell as been released!
(Dark planes crashing into all the world's skyscrapers = 5) They then set forth to crash into every skyscraper in the world, and within in a few hours there aren't any skyscrapers left to crash into.
(Using the catplane to destroy the revived plane = 4) You then fly the catplane towards the revived plane and have it attack it, and while the catplane doesn't kill it, it does severely injure it.
Fight that guy that just punched me.
(1) You go to punch that guy, but somehow you punch yourself in the face.
Go fight that poser Cthulhu.
(1) You also somehow manage to punch yourself in the face.
What does it do.
(3) Not much of anything.
There's a black hole taking up the entire airport, Cthulhu and Armok are fighting in a nearby town, Knightwing's slanes are going around the town and killing and destroying everything, there's also a MASSIVE portal to plane hell, and Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned, also there's an Undead grammar Nazi on thread title, Cities all around the world are being attacked by Yellow Pixels slanes, millions of dark planes have been released from plane hell, there are no skyscrapers on earth.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money, possessed the leader of the SWAT teams, assault rifle, headache, injured, out of ammo, shot bowels
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache, dead, in pilot heaven
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky, dead
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost, is a ghost plane, has a bunch of ghosts, currently in purgatory
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, a automatic plane healing machine, plane, six soul empowered slanes that are evil, broken hostile player machine, doesn't know how to make viruses, plane god will help if you make a plane church, weak reality warping plane powers, has angered God, is an immortal plane, still has humanity, knows how to talk to planes
TricMagic: Shat pants, dead
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop, Pepe the frog, cursed, 4 passenger planes, the power to fix things with your fists
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine, dead
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed, dead
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo loaded with plot armour pricing ammo, bullet wound, house reinforced walls a massive fortress complete with ammunition storage areas armories turrets of all sizes robotic guards a lava moat energy shielding, and epic music
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs, dead
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a catplane your control, mighty saliva, lord of some of the Slanes, slanes think dessert is a lie, is hated by all most every living thing except slanes, black robot cats called Menows fragile, evil plane church
Yoink: Back in time, heavy thing, male psychiatrist, hawaiian shirt, long blond wig, fake mustache
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute, small broken helicopter, expensive car, mansion, professional chef, Stanly
Rockeater: entrenching tool, parachute, cut arm, on top of a plane, injured face
Starver: dead and hating it, leaving a trail punctuation behind you
BlackPaladin99: Nodachi, dark magics, partly see through, deformed Armok clones that are insane, slightly stronger and mutated, immortal blood druid, true blood druid form
Naturegirl1999: metal caterpillar, in a cocoon
Condition of plane: 65%
Plane is sentient
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 0
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 0
Number of passengers:
First Class: 0
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0
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