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Author Topic: Re: The Title Is Dead! And So Is The Game!  (Read 38939 times)

A_Curious_Cat

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Re: The Title is Dead!
« Reply #375 on: August 05, 2021, 06:07:31 pm »

Eat Mr. Gavichov alive, starting with his face.  Praise Cthulhu loudly when I am done.
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« Reply #376 on: August 05, 2021, 08:47:39 pm »

Eat Mr. Gavichov alive, starting with his face.  Praise Cthulhu loudly when I am done.

(I hate to break it to you bro, But Cthulhu isn’t all he’s cracked up to be.)
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Re: The Title is Dead!
« Reply #377 on: August 06, 2021, 08:23:04 am »

Yeah he’s getting beat up by me and armok
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« Reply #378 on: August 06, 2021, 09:10:06 am »

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A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #379 on: August 06, 2021, 07:37:37 pm »

(Insufficient belief?)

*pulls Knightwing64 and BlackPaladin99 aside*

“Do you have time to hear a message about our Lord and Master Cthulhu and His Plan for the souls of mankind?”
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« Reply #380 on: August 06, 2021, 08:51:12 pm »

(Insufficient belief?)

*pulls Knightwing64 and BlackPaladin99 aside*

“Do you have time to hear a message about our Lord and Master Cthulhu and His Plan for the souls of mankind?”

“No thank you.” *closes door in face
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BlackPaladin99

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« Reply #381 on: August 09, 2021, 07:13:07 am »

Same. *opens a portal and drops you into limbo*
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« Reply #382 on: August 11, 2021, 01:08:10 pm »

I use the same dark magics on Knightwing64 as I did on myself last turn, so he will become immune to all forms of magic and won't be able to become indestructible and all-powerful.

And while I'm at it, I also put a curse on Knightwing64 to make his magic always go awry.

I then let my hungry catplane finish his plane meal.
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« Reply #383 on: August 12, 2021, 04:29:49 am »

"Good heavens Stanley have you gone mad?!?! CHEF I NEED SOME ASSISTANCE HERE!"
Try to subdue Stanley tie him up and order the blueprints if succesful literally die I guess if not.
(Does the chef come to your aid = 4) As soon as you start yelling he comes running from the kitchen.
(How helpful is he = Chef 4 VS Stanley 2) As soon as he figures out what's going on he smacks Stanley in the face with a pan.
(Subduing Stanley = You 5 VS Stanley 1) You quickly trip him while he's stunned and roll him over and sit on him.
(Tying up Stanley = 4) The chef grabs a nearby lamp and you use it's cord to tie up Stanley.
(Ordering the blueprints = 6) After taking a few seconds to collect yourself you go over to your computer and start bidding on the blueprints, but it seems there's going to be a bidding war because every time you place a bit someone else places a slightly higher one, at least the action will be over soon and all you got to do is make sure your bid is the highest.

Turn armok to slade, summon a massive greater angry dark lightning elemental and have it attack chltuthu, then shooot more Lightning bolts.
(Turning Armok to slade = 1) Your attempts to turn him into slade have backfired almost completely as he now seems to be entirely made form pudding.
(Summoning a massive greater angry dark lighting elemental = 5) You then preform a ritual to summon a greater angry dark lighting elemental, and it appears before you in all its dark and lightingy glory.
(Massive greater angry dark lighting elemental attacking Cthulhu = 4) It then rushes over to Cthulhu and starts punching him in the face.
(Shooting more lighting bolts at Cthulhu = 5) You then start shooting even more lighting bolts at Cthulhu damaging him further.

Try to parachute on someone's private jet, it seems an entire first class was too much last time
(Jumping from the plane your currently on = 4) You decide that this plane isn't where you want to be so you get up from your seat, run over to the door, fling it, open and jump out.
(Landing on a private jet = 4) It takes a second to find what your looking for, but you finally find a private jet to land on, and after a little bit of flight you successfully land on top of the private jet.

>Kill the attacking martian invaders with the help of my robotic guards, and rip and tear until it is done. My ship is cooler than theirs.
(2) You and your robotic guards kill and kill some more, but even with mountains of dead marrians around your ship they just keep coming, it's like your being attacked by all of them, it seems like you might need a different plan of action, or maybe a bigger gun.

Leave the cocoon, hatching as a metal butterfly
(5) You successfully emerge from your cocoon as a massive metal butterfly, and you quickly fly up into the air to get away from the hazards of the ground, like the fighting giants and the black hole.

I fix the damn machine and turn it on! I continue building the plane god religon and empowering it’s followers to help the world. I call down more good planes. I also ask plane god for that help now pls.
I magically make everything better for people in trouble or dead.

I make a magic rule of no evil planes allowed which kicks them all out. I become indestructible with the help of plane karma and reality warp powers. I then focus on rebuilding everything that’s been destroyed and try to once again turn the slanes good again.

I heal my plane and empower it with karma and goodness as I give it a hug. I then create a subspecies if Slanes called Panes who are always lawful good and powerful. I also continue work on my halo. It’s cool.
(Fixing the machine = 3) You gather a few pieces and put them back together, then you run out of time to work on it.
(Continuing to build the plane god religion = 3) You expand the religion just a little.
(Empowering the faithful to help the world = 2) You can't seem to empower them to be able to do that.
(Calling forth more good planes = 2) It turns out you've already summoned all the good planes.
(Asking plane god for help = 5) He says that you've fulfilled your end of the bargain and he's ready to fulfill his when your ready for him to do so.
(Magically making things better for people in trouble or dead = 2) You try to make things better for the dead but you can't seem to figure out how to do that.
(Making a rule of no evil planes = 5) You use some magic to make a rule that no evil planes shall be in your dimension, and it happens.
(Does this rule kick them out = 4) And suddenly all the dark planes go back to plane hell.
(Becoming indestructible = 1) You try to become indestructible but something goes wrong and you find you have become incredibly weak as if your body is made from glass that could shatter in an instant.
(Rebuilding everything that's been destroyed = 4) You then use your magic to rebuild all the cites and other stuff that's been destroyed recently.
(Trying again to make the slanes good = 3) All you seem to be able to do is convince them to be slightly less evil.
(Healing the plane = 3) You heal the plane somewhat.
(Empowering the plane with karma, goodness, and hugs = 2) You hug the plane, and while the plane likes it it doesn't seem empowered by it.
(Creating a subspecies of slanes called panes who are always lawful good and powerful = 4) You successfully create a hand full of panes, and the begin flying around you.
(Continuing to work on your halo = 3) You add some additional sparklyness.

Eat Mr. Gavichov alive, starting with his face.  Praise Cthulhu loudly when I am done.
(Eating Mr.Gavichov = You 2 VS Him 3) Right as you go to eat Mr. Gavichov somebody smacks you in the back of the head, and as soon as you regain your senses you find that you've been tied up and are laying on the ground.
(Praising Cthulhu = 2) You would praise Cthulhu buy you can't seem to talk for some reason it's as if someone has shoves something in your mouth.

I use the same dark magics on Knightwing64 as I did on myself last turn, so he will become immune to all forms of magic and won't be able to become indestructible and all-powerful.

And while I'm at it, I also put a curse on Knightwing64 to make his magic always go awry.

I then let my hungry catplane finish his plane meal.

(Using magic on Knightwing to make him immune to all forms of magic = 4) Using your powerful magics you make Knightwing like you, completely immune to magic, both helpful and harmful.
(Curing Knightwing to make his magic go awry = 4) But before you do that you curse his magic to go awry when he tries to cast a spell.
(Catplane eating the plane = 5) You then have the catplane fly over the plane and let it eat some of it, and while it doesn't eat all of it it does manage to eat most of it.

Quote from: Poser Cthulhu Health: 21%
Fight that guy that just punched me.
(1) You would punch him if you weren't so busy punching yourself in the face.

Quote from: Armok Health: 65% weakened because entirely made of pudding, is 20 foot tall, hair and beard are on fire
Go fight that poser Cthulhu.
(6) You punch him several times then trip over something and hurt your pudding body.

Quote from: Black Hole
What does it do.
(4) It gets a lot bigger and starts sucking up parts of the nearby town.

There's a black hole taking up all of the airport and part of the nearby town, Cthulhu and Armok are fighting in a nearby town, Knightwing's slanes are going around the town and killing and destroying everything, there's also a MASSIVE portal to plane hell, and Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned, also there's an Undead grammar Nazi on thread title, Cities all around the world are being attacked by Yellow Pixels slanes, there can be no evil planes.

Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, possessing Stanley
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache, dead, in pilot heaven
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky, dead
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost, is a ghost plane, has a bunch of ghosts, currently in purgatory
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, a automatic plane healing machine, plane, six soul empowered slanes that are slightly evil and eat people alive, doesn't know how to make viruses, plane god will help if you make a plane church, weak reality warping plane powers, is an immortal plane, still has humanity, knows how to talk to planes, massive plus some more group pf faithful followers that have the power to help people and planes, many good planes, sparkly plane halo, a slightly built hostile player machine, plane god owes you a favor, your body is incredibly weak and fragile like glass, a handful of panes that are always lawful good and powerful, immune to all forms of magic, is cursed to have all spells cast to go awry
TricMagic: Shat pants, dead
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop, Pepe the frog, cursed, 4 passenger planes, the power to fix things with your fists
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine, dead
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed, dead
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo loaded with plot armour pricing ammo, bullet wound, house reinforced walls a massive fortress complete with ammunition storage areas armories turrets of all sizes robotic guards a lava moat energy shielding and epic music now inside your awesome spaceship that's being attacked by Martians
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs, dead
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a catplane your control, mighty saliva, lord of some of the Slanes, slanes think dessert is a lie, is hated by all most every living thing except slanes, black robot cats called Menows fragile, evil plane church, immune to all forms of magic
Yoink: Back in time, heavy thing, male psychiatrist, hawaiian shirt, long blond wig, fake mustache
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute, small broken helicopter, expensive car, mansion, professional chef
Rockeater: entrenching tool, parachute, cut arm, on top of a plane, injured face, ordinary plane
Starver: dead and hating it, leaving a trail punctuation behind you
BlackPaladin99: Nodachi, dark magics, partly see through, deformed Armok clones that are insane, slightly stronger and mutated, immortal blood druid, true blood druid form, massive greater angry dark lighting elemental
Naturegirl1999: massive metal butterfly

Spoiler: Airbus A380 (click to show/hide)
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Re: The Title is Dead!
« Reply #384 on: August 12, 2021, 05:37:33 am »

I use my plane karma to get rid of the curse. I continue working on the machine and turn it on. I make the machine incapable of being destroyed or failing.

I call in my favor with god and ask him to help the world and get rid of all evil, Plus a power boost for me please.

I once again heal the plane and make it indestructible, Immune to any harm. I curse Yellow Pixel so that all magic and innate abilities no longer work for him. I kill the catplane.

I continue working on my halo and add some angel wings to myself. I empower the panes and ask them to help this world.

I once again try to expand the religion and empower the faithful. I summon more good planes to serve and protect.
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« Reply #385 on: August 12, 2021, 09:37:24 am »

Fly from the black hole while looking for any metal sources in the sky
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A_Curious_Cat

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« Reply #386 on: August 12, 2021, 05:18:22 pm »

Stop Possessing Stanley.

Possess the chef.

Then try my previous actions again.
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« Reply #387 on: August 12, 2021, 05:28:38 pm »

More elementals, more lightning, and turn armok to steel.
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« Reply #388 on: August 12, 2021, 07:11:18 pm »

Get in the plane and find a nice spot to sleep in
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« Reply #389 on: August 12, 2021, 07:37:57 pm »

Based off Stanley's erratic behavior im assuming he has either gone completely bonkers or is possessed in some way... well better safe then sorry let us throw salt on him I heard on a tv show once that it helps banish ghosts or something like that.

Keep bidding and try to banish this spirit from my mansion
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