I let the slanes eat souls as I continue to revive the plane. I also ask plane god for some help. I create and release a virus that kills all hostile players while also creating a antidote incase things go wrong.
I summon plane Jesus Christ and ask him to help me.
I continue working on the hostile player machine. Making it better and fixing any defects, After that, I turn it on.
(Slanes eating the souls = 5) They quickly fly around and gobble up the souls of the dead that hadn't gone to the afterlife yet.
(Continuing to revive the plane = 4) You create a massive ritual circle and after several minutes of chanting the plane appears before you completely revived.
(Asking plane god for help = 6) You then get down on your knees and pray for plane god to help, after a second he responds to your plea and he says he'll help as long as you promise to start a church for airplanes.
(Creating and releasing a virus that kills hostile players = 3) You try to make a virus and after a few minutes of work you realize you don't know what your doing.
(Summoning plane Jesus = 4) You then ask for plane Jesus to appear before you and he does.
(Asking plane Jesus to help = 2) He then tells you that you don't need his help as you've already accomplished your goal, and then he disappears.
(Continuing to work on the hostile player machine making it better = 5) You then get back to work rebuilding the hostile player machine and after quite a bit of work you finally figure out how to make it work the way you wanted it to.
(Turning on the hostile player machine = 1) Then you turn it on and there's a loud pop noise and the machine starts smoking and catches fire.
"Shit, these cops have GM Fiat armor."
>Load Plot Armor-Piercing ammo into my M249 and kill the cops. Put the remaining ammunition from the previous ammunition box in my inventory just in case.
(Loading Plot Armour piercing ammo = 4) You quickly load in the Plot Armour Piercing ammo.
(Killing the cops = 6) With your ammo loaded you pop out from your cover and plow down all the cops, killing them all.
(Saving the other ammo just in case = 2) Turns out you had used up all the ammo you had previously loaded.
Search for and eat the nearest metal I can find
(4) You crawl over to some abandoned cars and eat them.
That’s one vowel down. Five to go!
Shoot another vowel.
(Which vowel do you pick = 4) You choose the I this time.
(Shooting the I = 4) You then fire at it and it falls.
(Does it die = 4) It falls for several seconds and splats onto the ground dead.
Mr Gavichov looks at the news and chuckles
And I thought he lost his rocker... uh hum STANLEY GET OVER HERE!
Yes sir? says Stanley looking perplexed as to why his boss would call him over with such vigor
Ah their you are Stanley I need you to go into the attic and grab the device labeled R.S.D then once acquired drive as close to the airport as possible and activate it, if what my father said was true that should hopefully stabilize reality ending this madness.
But sir how-wha what?
Don't worry about it Stanley I don't pay you to jabber just press the button on top when your near the airport everything else should be fine from there now take this walkie talky and go!!
I uh- yes sir! Stanley runs to the attic
Now then IS THE LOBSTER ALMOST READY?
Stanley tries to do the things I told him to do while I hopefully enjoy my lobster.
(Stanley finding the R.S.D. device = 6) It takes him a few minutes to find it, then he rushes out and gets into his car and heads off toward the airport.
(Stanley getting as close to the airport as possible = 2) After several minutes he radios you and tells you he can't get any closer in the car as the road is covered in abandoned cars and fleeing people, and he can see two giant monsters duking it out in the middle of the city and a massive black thing slowly growing in the background, he says he's gonna abandon the car and start trying to get there on foot.
(Is the lobster ready = 4) Right as you ask your chef brings it out to you.
"Dag Nabbit! No worries, I'm an engie main. I can fix 'em."
Fix the planes by punching them.
(5) Using the power of your engineer fists you punch the planes back into shape and repair everything with the power of your fists.
teleport to the armoks. if one armok is more powerful than the other, grab that one. otherwise, grab the closest armok. either way, merge with the armok i grabbed and merge with him and nature, turning myself into a immortal blood druid.
(Teleporting to the Armoks = 5) You teleport over to the Armoks that are wandering around.
(Finding the most powerful Armok = 4) It takes a few minutes but you finally find what appears to be the strongest Armok.
(Merging with Armok and nature = 3) You then prepare the ritual circle and preform the ritual of combination, but something goes wrong and while you do combine with Armok you seem to lack the nature you wanted and instead end up a slightly stronger and mutated person when it's all said and done.
(Becoming an immortal blood druid = 2) Nope your still mortal and not a druid.
Fight that guy that just punched me.
(6) Right after he punches you, you punch him and send him flying through several buildings.
Go fight that poser Cthulhu.
(3) You punch him but it doesn't do much damage.
What does it do.
(3) It sits and absorbed some things but get no larger.
There's a black hole taking up the entire airport, Cthulhu is still pissed, somewhere near by is Armok.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money, possessed the leader of the SWAT teams, assault rifle, headache, injured
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache, dead, in pilot heaven
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky, dead
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost, is a ghost plane, has a bunch of ghosts, currently in purgatory
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, a automatic plane healing machine, plane, six soul filled slanes, broken hostile player machine, doesn't know how to make viruses, plane god will help if you make a plane church
TricMagic: Shat pants, dead
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop, Pepe the frog, cursed, 4 passenger planes, the power to fix things with your fists
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine, dead
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed, dead
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo loaded with plot armour pricing ammo, bullet wound
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs, dead
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a catplane your control, mighty saliva, lord of some of the Slanes, slanes think dessert is a lie, is hated by all most every living thing except slanes
Yoink: Back in time, heavy thing, male psychiatrist, hawaiian shirt, long blond wig, fake mustache
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute, small broken helicopter, expensive car, mansion, professional chef, R.S.D. device, Stanly
Rockeater: entrenching tool, parachute, cut arm, on top of a plane, injured face
Starver: dead and hating it
BlackPaladin99: Nodachi, dark magics, partly see through, deformed Armok clones that are insane, slightly stronger and mutated
Naturegirl1999: metal caterpillar
Condition of plane: 100%
Small portal to plane hell.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 0
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 0
Number of passengers:
First Class: 0
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0
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