Revive plane. Do it now! I need my BABY! I close the black hole and get rid of my no one will obey me as I make some more slanes and ask them to help me with the plane. I continue working on the hostile player machine.
(Reviving the plane = 3) You would try to revive the plane but you can't seem to find most of the pieces to build it's body back, so you do the only other thing you can think of and you summon it's ghost.
(Closing the back hole = 3) You can't seem to close it but you do make it smaller.
(Getting rid of the no one will obey you = 5) Then you get rid of that curse on you that prevented people from obeying you.
(Making more slanes = 3) Using some random stuff around you, but there's only enough stuff to make six slanes.
(Asking them to help you with the plane = 6) They tell you that they'll help you with the plane if they get to eat the souls of all who died in the area.
(Continuing to work on the hostile player machine = 6) You continue to work on your machine and when you finally finish it you go to turn it on and something goes wrong and you find that the machine is not only hostile to hostile players but is in fact hostile to all players.
Make the black hole bigger, and then try to summon the rest of armok. If that works, clone himand splash all the clones with insanity potions. Then teleport to a mountain, make it my palace, and bombard the entire area with magic cannons.
(Making the black hole bigger = 5) You continue to cast your dark spells and grow the black hole.
(Summoning the rest of Armok = 5) You then fix the ritual and summon the rest of Armok.
(Cloning Armok = 3) You then clone Armok, and something goes wrong as they're all deformed.
(Splashing the Armok clones with insanity potions = 3) Turns out you can't make them anymore insane than they already are.
(Teleporting to a mountain = 3) You then try to teleport to a mountain, but you find that you've instead teleported to a small hill.
Be dead and loving it...
I'm hoping some smart people have enjoyed my general but infrequent and inconsequential theme.
To keep this game from running forever like my last game, the game will end when the plane inevitably crashes.
How's that working out?
(1) You quickly realize that your dead and you HATE it.
>Destroy the cop cars and the cops inside of them with my M249. If I can singlehandedly wipe out a SWAT team, regular cops will be easy.
(3) You open fire on the cops and they all hide behind the cars, but you notice that the cars don't seem to taking any damage from your bullets it's as if these guys aren't regular cops.
Ah Its good to be home.
Clean up get dressed in some new clothing then ask my personal chef to cook some lobster while I turn on my massive TV to watch the news.
(Getting cleaned up and putting on some new clothing = 5) You quickly take a shower, dry off, then done a new suit.
(Having your personal chef to cook some lobster = 4) Then you tell your chef that you'd like a lobster, which he quickly goes to prepare.
(Turning on your massive TV and watching the news = 5) You then turn on your massive TV and start watching the news, and they're going on about what happened at the airport and how it exploded, all the SWAT teams were killed, Cthulhu showing up, a black hole opening, and the national guard troopers all dying because of the black hole, they're also saying that this must be the end of the world.
Shoot another vowel.
(Which vowel do you shoot = 14) You pick the E in airplane.
(Shooting the E = 5) You then start shooting it and hit several times.
(Does it die = 4) And it falls from the title and dies on impact with the ground.
Revive plane. Do it now! I need my BABY! I close the black hole and get rid of my no one will obey me as I make some more slanes and ask them to help me with the plane. I continue working on the hostile player machine.
"Hey, lets set aside our differences and work together. I have four planes with me right here. You can go into one."
"Guys, lets have grand finale! Four teams, four planes, last team still on air wins! Choose a team and lets go!"
Ressurect Knightwing.
Found Team Awsome and take one of the planes as that teams plane. Then invite others to participate.
(Resurrecting Knightwing = 6) Using your magic you bring Knightwing back to life.
(Founding Team Awsome = 3) You then try to found Team Awsome but you find that someone else has already beaten you to the name.
Huh guess I'm a plane now...HOLY SHIT I'M A PLANE! OH GOD I'M DEAD TO HOW'S THIS JUST HITTING ME NOW!? is my thought process, as I veer off from the other crap going on becoming invisible to the naked eye.
'Hello ghosts and ghouls this is your captain speaking, soon we'll be landing at our destination. The Afterlife.'
I land myself in the Afterlife, letting the spirits that perished aboard the last plane rest in peace.
(6) You quickly go around gathering all the ghosts that wish to go to the after life and you fly them into what you think is the after life, but something isn't right about where you land, and then you realize that you just landed in purgatory.
With all my slanes, I attack all the planes, dismantle them, and convert them into new evil slanes to swell the ranks of my army.
(You and slanes attacking all the other planes = 4) Your slanes go out and start attacking other planes and damage Magmacube_tr's planes.
(Dismantling the planes = 2) They can't seem to figure out how to take them apart.
Uh, is this still going? Is it minimalist?
An egg lands on a plane or a slane and hatches into a metal caterpillar which tries to eat its way inside before it falls off
(Egg landing on a plane or slane = Heads - plane | Tails - slane = Heads) The egg lands on one of Magmacube_tr's planes.
(The egg hatching = 6) The egg starts to hatch and as it does it rolls off the top of the plane and shatters on the ground, releasing the metal caterpillar.
(The metal caterpillar eating it's way inside before it falls off = 2) Luckily for you the plane was on the ground still.
Go do what Cthulhu does.
(4) He starts stomping on random buildings and houses.
Go fight that poser Cthulhu.
(4) He quickly runs over to Cthulhu and punches him in his stupid squid face.
The national guard has arrived, and they are currently building setting up a barricade around what's left of the airport, then suddenly the black hole expands and sucks them all up.There's a black hole taking up the entire airport and it's swallowed the abandoned SWAT trucks, and Cthulhu is still pissed, there isn't an airport anymore, somewhere near by is Armok.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money, possessed the leader of the SWAT teams, assault rifle, headache, injured
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache, dead, in pilot heaven
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky, dead
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost, is a ghost plane, has a bunch of ghosts, currently in purgatory
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, a automatic plane healing machine, plane ghost, six soul hungry slanes
TricMagic: Shat pants, dead
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop, Pepe the frog, cursed, 4 damaged passenger planes
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine, dead
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed, dead
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo, bullet wound
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs, dead
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a catplane your control, mighty saliva, lord of some of the Slanes, slanes think dessert is a lie, is hated by all most every living thing except slanes
Yoink: Back in time, heavy thing, male psychiatrist, hawaiian shirt, long blond wig, fake mustache
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute, small broken helicopter, expensive car, mansion
Rockeater: entrenching tool, parachute, cut arm, on top of a plane, injured face
Starver: dead and hating it
BlackPaladin99: Nodachi, dark magics, partly see through, deformed Armok clones that are insane
Naturegirl1999: metal caterpillar
Condition of plane: 0%
Small portal to plane hell.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 0
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 0
Number of passengers:
First Class: 0
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0