"Nothing to see here. Please disperse!"
(1) You say these words to a group of ghosts that are waiting in line to get to heaven, and they tell you to piss off and get back to the end of the line.
>Go home, the plane is finally gone. Also, I'll bring my machine gun with me. Just in case.
(6) You and your machine gun make it home quite quickly, but as you get inside you notice that you've been followed by several police cars, turns out carrying around a machine gun in public isn't something people are okay with.
Possess Orca before I lose my spiritual tie with the plane, then pull out the makeshift knife and proceed to stab my possessed body in the heart, gut and stomach.
(Possessing Orca = 2) You try to possess Orca but you can't even find him to possess him.
(Do you have a spiritual tie to the plane = 5) Turns out you don't have a connection to the plane, so you can keep going no matter how long the plane is gone.
The plane has been destroyed from crashing into a black hole. (Or because a black hole crashed into it?)
Either way, i be dead after waiting for some sign of SWAT rescue/other player interaction. Was a good run all!
Find my way out of the black hole and go to pilot heaven (an offshoot of airplane heaven) before the game comes to an end!
(Finding a way out of the black hole = 5) Turns out a black hole can suck in everything but a determined ghost, so you quickly fly out of it.
(Going to pilot heaven = 5) And all the way up to pilot heaven, a place where all the flights are on time and planes never crash.
"Good riddance. But since the plane is gone..."
Devour the mushy remains of Knightwing.
Then go on to build 4 new, smaller passenger planes.
OCC: Not yet! I want a grand finale with four teams sabotaging eachothers planes, while on air!
(Eating the remains of knightwing = 6) You quickly eat up the bits of Knightwing, but it turns out there are to many pieces and you end up throwing some of him back up.
(Building 4 new passenger planes = 5) You then quickly build 4 new passenger planes from the random crap you find in the rubble of the airport, and they all seem to work as intended.
Be a jerk and eat Magmacube with my catplane before he builds new planes.
(Catplane 1 VS Magmacube 3) You have the catplane try to attack magmacube as you fly past, but he vomits at the catplane causing it to veer off course to avoid the vomit.
Go high, parachute out of the plane and try to maneuver onto another jet
(Going high = 5) You fly up as high as the plane can.
(Parachuting out of the plane = 5) Then you jump out, leaving the plane to it's fate.
(Maneuvering onto another jet = 6) You guide yourself towards a nearby plane and get ready to land on top of it, but you miscalculate the last few seconds and end up slamming in to the fuselage.
I revive myself and kill Magmacube_tr from the inside, I resurrect the plane, And if that doesn’t work, I make a new one. I make a machine that cancels out hostile players actions affecting me and activate it. Make it so no one will disobey me.
(Reviving self = 2) You try to revive yourself but your body has been to badly damaged by the beating, the eating, and the vomiting, so you find yourself still as a ghost.
(Resurrecting the plane = 2) You also try to revive the plane, but you find the same thing has happened with it, to badly damaged to brought back.
(Making a new one = 2) You then say forget that plane and go to make a new one but it turns out you can't interact with the world around you as a ghost.
(Making a machine that cancels the actions of hostile players that affect you = 3) You then try to make a machine that keeps people from screwing with your plans, but your only able to figure out how you could build it.
(Making it so no one will disobey you = 1) Some thing goes really wrong with this one as you now find your self in world where no one will obey you no matter what you say.
Expand the black hole in the plane, turn invisible, kill some swat guys with the nodachi, and then summon Armok.
(Expanding the black hole = 5) Using your dark magics you make the black hole even bigger, it new covers quite a bit of the air strip.
(Turning invisible = 3) You then try to turn invisible, but the spell doesn't work quite as well as you had hoped as your now only slightly see through.
(Killing some SWAT guys = 4) But that doesn't stop you from finding some of the remaining SWAT guys hiding in the rubble, which you quickly kill.
(Summoning Armok = 3) Yet again calling upon your dark magics you create a ritual circle using the dead bodies of the SWAT guys, and after a few minutes of chanting the portal opens... But something's gone wrong at some point as you only see Armok's left leg before you, where's the rest of him you wonder.
Expand the black hole in the plane, turn invisible, kill some swat guys with the nodachi, and then summon Armok.
Shoot BlackPaladin99, then shoot that pesky “A”, again!
(Shooting BlackPaladin99 = You 3 VS BlackPaladin99 6) You fire at BlackPaladin99 several times, but each shot is blocked with this sword.
(Shooting the A = 4) You then shoot the A several more times.
(Does it die = 6) It then falls from the sky and lands on you, and while this does cause you harm at least the A dies this time.
Well I think that's enough adventure for me today. Gentlemen here is my number if you wish to keep in touch I'm cutting my monopoly losses and heading back to my mansion have a good day.
Try to head back to my mansion
(4) You part ways with your fellow rich people, and you return to the parking lot and get into your very expensive car and quickly drive away from the madness and return to your mansion.
>Revert character to save point prior to boarding plane
>Log off
(Reverting to a prior save point = 2) You try to revert to a save point, but you find this game lacks a saving system.
(Logging off = 5) So you say forget this and log off anyway.
Fine *Ghostly Shrug*, change my action to:
Make a ghost plane.
(6) You start to summon a ghost plane, but something goes wrong at some point and when you open your eyes again you found that you've accidentally turned yourself into a ghost plane.
TRAVEL THROUGH TIME IN BLACK HOLE
EMERGE SOME TIME PRIOR TO THIS WHOLE DISASTER
EQUIP SELF WITH RED HAWAIIAN SHIRT, LONGISH BLOND WIG AND FAKE MOUSTACHE, THEN GO TO AIRPORT THE FLIGHT STARTED AT, ACCOMPANIED BY ATTRACTIVE FEMALE PSYCHIATRIST(WHOM I HAVE FINALLY CONVINCED THAT I REALLY AM A TIME TRAVELLER) AND ARMED WITH A HIGH CALIBER REVOLVER SOMEONE (A FELLOW TIME TRAVELLER?) SMUGGLED INTO AIRPORT FOR ME
SEEK OUT THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL THIS CARNAGE AND BLOW THEM AWAY BEFORE THEY EVEN BOARD THE PLANE
(Traveling through time in the black hole = 5) You let your ghost be pulled through the black hole where your pulled back through time.
(Emerging before the disaster = 4) Where you emerge a few hours before the flight leaves the airport which give you plenty of time to do what has to be done.
(Equipping hawaiian shirt, long blond wig, and fake mustache = 5) You quickly rush to the local costume store and pick up and equip these items.
(Going to the airport the flight started at = 5) You then rush to the airport, and get with plenty of time to do what's needed.
(Accompanied by attractive female psychiatrist = 3) With as little time as you had to prepare you only managed to find a male psychiatrist.
(Armed with a high caliber revolver = 2) And it turns out that the person that was supposed to get you a gun let you down as when you go to where it was supposed to be you find nothing.
(Seeking out and killing everyone responsible for the carnage before they get on the plane = 4) But you don't let the lack of a gun stop you from completing your mission, so you grab the heaviest thing you can and rush into the terminal and start bashing the people responsible to death with it, but you feel that there might be a few still around but you still have time to kill them, also the secrity guys don't look to happy with you running around killing people, even though those people deserve it.
Go do what Cthulhu does.
(4) After finally getting out of the rubble he goes forth to destroy the nearby town.
At some point the National Guard was called and they will be arriving in: 1 TurnsThere's a black hole taking up most of the air strip where the plane used to be is and it's surrounded by abandoned SWAT trucks, and Cthulhu is still pissed, there isn't an airport anymore, somewhere near by is Armok's left leg.Player stuff and inventory:
A_Curious_Cat: Dead, poltergeist, doesn't know anything about airplane controls, blessed by Cthulhu, a bunch of money, possessed the leader of the SWAT teams, assault rifle, headache, injured
Dustan Hache: Is a pilot, massive headache, dead, in pilot heaven
chaotic skies: power to make things sticky, dead
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES: Rude drawing, missing one shoe, showed that other plane what it gets for ignoring you, several harpoons, bag of loot, cannon, blew up another plane, slightly injured
Horizon: Did a barrel roll, screaming about Skippy, also dead, grumpiest ghost, is a ghost plane
Knightwing64: Guarding the fuel in a luggage fort, knows how to make protective enchantments, handgun and ammo, legendary plane karma, knows how to get rid of acid, knows plane healing magic, is sticky and flammable, appreciated by the plane, official plane caretakers license, no aura, a automatic plane healing machine, dead, a ghost, no one will obey you
TricMagic: Shat pants, dead
Magmacube_tr: magma wizard, highly acid resistant, nice sized house from obsidian and basalt on a hill in the acid dimension, sad, handgun, laptop, Pepe the frog, cursed, 4 passenger planes
Egan_BW: Mind suppressing device that makes people that dislike planes drowsy it is currently off, Horizon's skull and spine, dead
EuchreJack: Migraine, nose bleed, dead
0cra_tr0per: Welder, sheet metal, makeshift knife, magnetic boots, six sided dice, dead, ZOMBIE-IMPOSTOR-METALFACED-HAZMAT-CYBORG-SWORDSMAN, extra protection, M249 with underbarrel shotgun and spare ammo, bullet wound
Kakaluncha: several severed legs, chainsaw, loads more legs, dead
Yellow Pixel: Ninja cat, can opener, energy boost, diamond claws, only has eight lives, a catplane your control, mighty saliva, lord of some of the Slanes, slanes think dessert is a lie, is hated by all most every living thing except slanes
Yoink: Back in time, heavy thing, male psychiatrist, hawaiian shirt, long blond wig, fake mustache
Fluffe9911: First class passenger, fancy cane, Parachute, small broken helicopter, expensive car, mansion
Rockeater: entrenching tool, parachute, cut arm, on top of a plane, injured face
Starver: dead
BlackPaladin99: Nodachi, dark magics, partly see through
Condition of plane: 0%
Small portal to plane hell.
Banning of Cthulhu worship is banned.
Undead grammar Nazi on thread title.
Number of turns until destination reached: 0 You have arrived.
Destination: Las Vegas Back to the airport you came from Japan. The airport you came from
Number of turns until fuel runs out: 0
Number of cabin crew:
Pilots: 0
Number of passengers:
First Class: 0
Business Class: 0
Economy Class: 0
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