Name this world Floralruption, thus defining it as a Known Location, rather than an Unknown one.
Devour the anomalous flower petals erupting from the volcano, thus adding their Hue to my own.
Name: Caaw
Description: A supernatural crow with iridescent blue feathers. This species grows and develops differently depending on its diet, which consists of anomalies.
Abilities: His coating of feathers projects a "shell" of distorted spacetime which he can use to teleport anywhere in the universe. Inside of the shell is also a pocket dimension insulated from the outside, which allows him to survive most environments in the universe.
Inventory: No.
Hue: (Energy values for various different colors obtained from eating anomalies. May be used to mutate new supernatural abilities.)
The flower petals seem to be in multiple different colors, which means as you eat them, you add multiple different hues.
Vuth stands up, or tries to. He then resumes running away from the walking mushroom, or tries to. (edit was for clarity and to remove redundancy)
(3) More like a half run, half crawl sort of maneuver. A lot of the Druids are repeatedly tackling it and getting tackled by it so you get away without too much trouble.
City is way too clean or just too dirty. Find a power outlet out of sight and drain electricity from the city.
(5) You drain as much power as you can manage, which causes several power outages throughout the city.
(Hidden) Unfortunately, a group of people spot you, and it looks like they know exactly what you're doing because all of them call the cops at once.
Name: Caw
Description: A crow with purple feathers
Abilities: The purple feathers on Caw’s body allow her to know what creatures who touch her feathers are thinking. She can also send thoughts of hers to anyone touching her feathers.
Inventory: Nothing yet
Things Learned: Human 1: male, works at a bank, hates his job there, and he seems to dislike her/crows
Human 2: Has a detailed plan to rob the bank, doesn't mind my presence
Hhello, my name is Caw. I'm interested in learning. I notice you're trying to rob this place, what's the purpose of the stuff you're taking?
(2) The human looks around, obviously not understanding that you're the one "talking" to him. He becomes more afraid when the power goes out.
Grozhar walks to the figure if is an Ogre he will cut it in two with his axe, if not he will try to talk to know what is doing here.
Sir Talis slithers up to the figure alongside Grozhar. If the figure turns out to be hostile, Sir Talis bites their ankle to distract them.
Name: Gloneich
Description: A large gnoll with a big belly and an even bigger love for life. What he lacks in basic clothing, he more than makes up for in tolerance for drink. He is never sober and is always down to rumble. He has a cockney British accent like the orcs from 40k.
Abilities: Cannot die of alcohol poisoning, slightly above average strength, dubious morality
Inventory: A single, soiled, smelly loincloth; a bandoleer full of wine bottles; one set of worn brass knuckles
Gloneich would like to break a bottle over the head of the goat to make sure it's knocked out. If knocked out, he then picks up the goat and tucks him inside his bandoleer like one of those front-facing baby carriers. He would then like to notice the speed-walking orc and throw his big, sweaty, hairy arm around his shoulder and speak. After reciting the following passage, Gloneich attempts to pet Sir Talis.
"Ho there, squire! How goes ye on this fine day? I gotta say, I've seen some strong orcs in my travels, but never one as mighty-lookin' as you. Mighty good-lookin', as well, eh? Ha ha ha! What says you to sharin' a bottle with me and the ogres in this here camp? They're quite a hoot, I can tell ya that much. You can even bring your little worm friend!"
(3) The gnoll hits the goat over the head with the bottle, but the bottle doesn't break, yet the goat doesn't react.
As the creature is not an ogre nor hostile, nobody steps into violence, and the gnoll speaks, and invites the unlikely duo to a mini party in the cave.
(1) Grozhar shakes off the sweaty arm.
(6) Oddly, Sir Talis doesn't even realize he's being petted.
Alright! Make sure the captives are comfortable. Hand out snacks. deactivate the droids and load them into Princess Monster Truck's cargo hold. ask the impromptu stormtroopers if any of them know how to do a force choke, or interrogate princesses. Download the rebel ship's navigational data. We have a beach party to vaporise from orbit enjoy.
Name: Aaron Delano Varkus.
Description: A six limbed furry intelligent primate. Highly social. Fur is forest green. Eyes are amber. Ears are cat-like.
Abilities: spess pilot, catering, scrounging. navigation, small arms and dualwielding machetes, mild empathic sense
Inventory: spess pilot license. Rock candy (1 bag: 50 pieces). two sharp machetes. Machete holsters. backpack. Rations. one pellet gun for use on spess ship. One flechette gun for use on less fragile environments. several dozen nudie magazines, in poor condition. Stimsticks (like cigarrettes, only worse in every way), lighter. Spare socks. four fingerless gloves (one for each handpaw). Glowsticks (11)
You hand out the snacks, the captives are comfortable, (2) but no one seems capable of force choking or interrogating.
(6) You do manage, however, to get more data than just navigational. Looks like a bunch of armor and weapon blueprints (including lightsaber), a map of
almost the whole galaxy, and stolen plans.
SLAP MY FORHEAD AND LAUGH AT OWN ZANY SILLINESS
THEN TRY AGAIN, PUT DOUGH IN OVEN THIS TIME
WEAR OVEN MITTS IF POSSIBLE JUST TO BE ON SAFE SIDE
(5) You slap your head. It hurt.
(1) And we're back to square one. You put the dough in the freezer.
(4) Well at least you got the oven mitts on...seems kinda unnecessary now though.
Now that I have my money and car I shall drive out of the city and rob a gas station!
Name: Blarg
Description: A zebraman that's wearing a suit.
Abilities: Good with a gun
Inventory: Handgun, golf club, ammo and mags for the handgun, maybe forty dollars, a car that doesn't look like my car
(6) You take literally everything possible out of the gas station, as much as your car can hold anyway. Roughly $23,154 in cash, four pounds of candy and ice cream, and about six gallons of different milks and energy drinks. And then the power goes out.
Call on the powers of nature to restrain the druids with vines, and run away into the forest
(2(vines)v 3(Druids)) Only a single, small vine reaches up to grab one of the druid's ankles, who yanks on it and breaks free, only to topple over into the rest of them.
(5) Seizing the opportunity for escape, you dash back into the forest with no one in pursuit.
Known locations:
City (suffering from power loss): Tim
City Bank: Caw
Downtown office supplies store
Blarg’s house
Airport (On the edge of the city)
Gas station (just outside city limits): Blarg
Colossal Panther Inn (located in a town)
Barn (within the town's outskirts)
Druid-governed settlement: Vuth
Forest (between the city, town, and Druid-mini-town with the city being on the south side and the Druid settlement being more towards the east and the town being to the northwest of the settlement): Spore
Mountains (way up in the north. About three dozen miles' hike or so from the forest): Grozhar and Sir Talis
Ogre Cave: Gloneich
Floralruption (a different planet): Caaw
Location not certain:
Aaron (in a plane in space)
Minimal Man (not even sure where he is...or was)
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