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[Powder Miner]

In Our Own Values
Was it cool to send these men and women of Cool, loyal to Cool and very Cool indeed, to die screaming in the void of space? They were our finest, and we sent them to die, and now we bombard the enemy with their corpses. Do we feel no guilt? Do we feel no shame? Do we not fee at least a little uncool? Is it possible for a nation to move on from a tragedy like this — or do we merely brush it under the rug and being spiteful and resentful towards those very people we killed for daring to make us feel uncool? We must truly consider what it means to be cool, and we must never allow something like this to happen again.

Reasons to battle:
Battle over Taxes and Uncoolness 3: The Taxes Strike Back: TricMagic

Where to battle:
Space: TricMagic
In Our Own Values: Powder Miner

[Madman198237]

We've Made This A Space Race Now
Instead of boring, uncool regular warfare or extremely uncool and horrible war crimes, we've decided that this is now a space race, and we are going to conquer space in the name of coolness.

Reasons to battle:
Battle over Taxes and Uncoolness 3: The Taxes Strike Back: (1) TricMagic
We've Made This A Space Race Now: (1) Madman

Where to battle:
Space: (2) TricMagic, Madman
In Our Own Values: (1) Powder Miner

[Powder Miner]

ah yes, literally MAR LMAO

[Madman198237]

ah yes, literally MAR LMAO

If the other side does not wish to let us win, we will outflank them in the COOLEST way possible [deploys sunglasses] and battle them IN SPACE, even if they don't bother coming to space.

[helmacon]

I think battling in space is a good idea so long as there is bombardment going on in the ground theaters.

Reasons to battle:
Battle over Taxes and Uncoolness 3: The Taxes Strike Back: (1) TricMagic
We've Made This A Space Race Now: (1) Madman

Where to battle:
Space: (3) TricMagic, Madman
In Our Own Values: (1) Powder Miner

[Screech9791]

Fun fact: My anonymous sources tell me that the side that was mentioned second can't fucking spell my username right. This confirms that they are both uncool and unintelligence.

Reasons to battle:
Battle over Taxes and Uncoolness 3: The Taxes Strike Back: (1) TricMagic
We've Made This A Space Race Now: (2) Madman, 0cra_tr0per

Where to battle:
Space: (3) TricMagic, Madman. 0cra_tr0per
In Our Own Values: (1) Powder Miner

[Draignean]

Fun fact: My anonymous sources tell me that the side that was mentioned second can't fucking spell my username right. This confirms that they are both uncool and unintelligence.

Your anonymous source is you. Threadcrossposting is uncool. Not owning up to it even to your own side is utmost uncool.

[Screech9791]

Fun fact: My anonymous sources tell me that the side that was mentioned second can't fucking spell my username right. This confirms that they are both uncool and unintelligence.

Your anonymous source is you. Threadcrossposting is uncool. Not owning up to it even to your own side is utmost uncool.

how did you know that I am the Anonymous Hacker known as 4chan, one of the many Greater Evils of this reality

also I didn't even look at any posts I just posted "haha ur side sucks" and then I decided to gtfo without reading anything else (besides some uncool people saying uncool shit like misspelling my name)

[helmacon]

To be fair, I think the rules on thread posting were a bit vauge.

[Draignean]

To be fair, I think the rules on thread posting were a bit vauge.

I never said he broke the rules. I said he was ultimately uncool.

You're welcome to do what you will with the uncoolest designer on your team.

[helmacon]

He is our uncool sink. He absorbs all the ambient uncoolness, so as to present it from settling on anyone else.

[Screech9791]

He is our uncool sink. He absorbs all the ambient uncoolness, so as to present it from settling on anyone else.

And then I ship it back to the uncool cocksuckers on the enemy team, in boxes with "FUCK YOU SIDE2ERS" written on them

[Draignean]

It is now the design phase

Your votebox has been damaged. Any line item containing the letters y, e, k, l, b, or the numeral 3 will be ignored. If all proposals would be ignored then one will be chosen at random.

[TricMagic]

Honestly, we should Invent our Own Language, without any of those pesky letters and numbers. Classified as Form, since someone stole L. And E.

Granted, we still need to show how cool we are, so we will graciously provide translations. This will make the enemy want our Super Cool Language. For attacking the government who is attacking them.
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[Powder Miner]

Scaring Strong Communication Units

Our thing-constructing communication was hurt, and it was actions of shit 2 mans!! It must occur that good first mans do good strong communication units! With strong communication units, good first mans word good again! With SCARING strong communication units, communication units turn into OUR communication units! Shit 2 mans don't savor OUR communication units! Strong communication units scaring to shit 2 mans! Strong communication units hurt unification of shit 2 mans, too scaring for shit 2 mans' unrad mass!

I construct strong communication units down on this spot:

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