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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2020, 07:25:42 am »
The great enemy has achieved consensus.
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #31 on: February 21, 2020, 08:55:29 am »
is this just going to be another "everyone votes for their own thing" design phase
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #32 on: February 21, 2020, 10:29:42 am »
Quote from: Equipment Votebox
Extra Super Coolness Deluxe: Powder Miner, Madman (2)
TAZER: 0cra_tr0per (1)
MAGIC: TricMagic (1)
Anti-stick: helmacon (1)


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TAZER: 0cra_tr0per (1)
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
We shall make the highest quality of quality quantities of soldiers with quantities of quality.

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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #33 on: February 21, 2020, 10:42:14 am »
Quote from: Madman198237 on February 21, 2020, 10:29:42 am
Extra Super Coolness Deluxe: Powder Miner, Madman (2)

i know this is called vaguerace for a reason but cmon, we could at least have a tiebreaker vote for something that tries to be specific with what the proposal is for
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #34 on: February 21, 2020, 11:01:03 am »
Quote from: Powder Miner on February 20, 2020, 06:35:42 pm
Extra Super Coolness Deluxe
God damn, we are just, like, SUPER cool. It is INCREDIBLE how cool we are. But no amount of cool is cool enough, so now we are extra super cool and probably have sunglasses or some shit, we're just cool as fuck. This may not necessarily have any effect on the actual game but it's ok because it seems cool so we'll argue for it and plan for it for turns without actually having any idea whether or not it makes serious changes to our arsenal.
Extra Super Coolness Deluxe
You make super cool upgrades to your arsenal like you want. Great work! The changes made are all super cool. Not everyone can have them. The enemy is uncool to the max. There are no people in your side who are uncool to the max. There are people in your empire who are less cool than others. They use their money to buy cool soda and cool shoes and learn cool things to say. They want to be cooler. They want to be the coolest. Not everyone can be the coolest. You are becoming a coolocracy. Coolness is becoming stratified like you expect. Bloodline matters less than coolness. Facts matter less than coolness. Experience matters less than coolness. Designers are cool to the max.

Your tax collectors are very cool. They take stuff from the enemy. The enemy is uncool to the max. That makes people want the stuff the tax collectors make a lot less. The people do not want uncool stuff.


It is now the air phase
You should do something with the air. Or in the air. Or about the air.
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #35 on: February 21, 2020, 11:06:23 am »
We should battle above the air. That's right, we're using coolness-powered spaceships TO ORBITALLY BOMBARD THE UNCOOL SIDE!

The reason we'll be battling above the air? Because it's fucking cooler than battling under the air.

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Reasons to battle:
Battle over Taxes and Uncoolness 2: Electric Boogaloo: 0cra_tr0per

Where to battle:
Above the air: 0cra_tr0per
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #36 on: February 21, 2020, 11:08:30 am »
It is not the battle phase.

This might not matter.
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2020, 11:15:46 am »
Quote from: Draignean on February 21, 2020, 11:08:30 am
It is not the battle phase.

This might not matter.

well shit

Quote from: The Airbox
Send our coolness-powered spaceships to get in position for orbital bombardment of the uncool forces: 0cra_tr0per
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #38 on: February 21, 2020, 12:04:17 pm »
Quote from: 0cra_tr0per on February 21, 2020, 11:06:23 am
We should battle above the air. That's right, we're using coolness-powered spaceships TO ORBITALLY BOMBARD THE UNCOOL SIDE!

The reason we'll be battling above the air? Because it's fucking cooler than battling under the air.

Quote from: The Airbox
Reasons to battle:
Battle over Taxes and Uncoolness 2: Electric Boogaloo: 0cra_tr0per, TricMagic

Where to battle:
Above the air: 0cra_tr0per, TricMagic

To Space! Facts don't matter, only coolness. Let's set up in space!
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #39 on: February 21, 2020, 01:19:00 pm »
It is now the revision phase.
You should revise a thing. You can't revise battles that have happened.
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #40 on: February 21, 2020, 01:26:37 pm »
Improved Space Parts
We retrofit all our cool aircraft equipment to be cool spacecraft equipment, providing our pilots with sufficient coolness even in space. Dead people are just not very cool, so I guess we fix that too, exactly as you would expect.

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Improved Space Parts: (1) Madman
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Quote from: Chiefwaffles on May 07, 2017, 08:21:49 pm
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #41 on: February 21, 2020, 02:53:04 pm »
Quote from: Spacebox
Improved Space Parts: (2) Madman, Happerry
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #42 on: February 21, 2020, 03:13:14 pm »
Quote from: Happerry on February 21, 2020, 02:53:04 pm
Quote from: Spacebox
Improved Space Parts: (2) Madman, Happerry, TricMagic
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #43 on: February 21, 2020, 03:33:56 pm »
Quote from: Madman198237 on February 21, 2020, 01:26:37 pm
Improved Space Parts
We retrofit all our cool aircraft equipment to be cool spacecraft equipment, providing our pilots with sufficient coolness even in space. Dead people are just not very cool, so I guess we fix that too, exactly as you would expect.
Improved Space Parts
The space parts are improved! Good work! They now do a much better job of separating the space and the not space. This makes them more expensive. Sad. They are very very cool. Not many people are cool enough to use them. Fixing the uncoolness of the dead is easy! Tragic backstories are cool. Dead parent floating in space is very tragic! The government works to play up the tragic backstories of the new generations of pilots who lost parents in space. These people are very cool and will make super elite cool pilots with very tragic backstories. This does not make them good pilots.

It is now the Battle Phase
Where do you want to Battle?
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Re: Vaguerace | Side: The One That Was Mentioned First
« Reply #44 on: February 21, 2020, 03:35:49 pm »
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Reasons to battle:
Battle over Taxes and Uncoolness 3: The Taxes Strike Back: TricMagic

Where to battle:
Space: TricMagic
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