Lily[
4]There's actually a Mexican restaurant down the street, so Lily goes there. Since she is the heroine of the city, she and Draggie get a free pass, though to the chef's relief, Draggie doesn't eat anything.
The food isn't otherworldly, but after so many emotions in so little time, Lily appreciates some normality. The restaurant isn't that known, so she avoids a swarm of fans on the small place, and enjoys some peace. When she finishes her tacos.
[
6] Once she returns to the streets, she is met by a helicopter. From it, emerges the once president of Dystopic City, no renamed Utòpic City. He is willing to create museum dedicated to Lily, and he would love to have Lily's tranquilizer gun. In exchange for the gun, the now reunified city is willing to fulfill any wish from Lily, if it stays in the realm of possibility.
BOB[
6] Bob looks around. Is there anywhere he can heal in time?
Then he notices some Cradians grabbing really injured Cradians, and taking them to their landing capsules. After a few minutes, the once mortally injured emerge absolutely unscathed.
BOB decides it's worth a try. He shapeshifts into a really injured Cradian and lays on the ground, visible. Immediately, the Cradians grab him, and take him inside the massive landing capsules.
The aliens throw the shapeshifter inside a green tank, and immediately, BOB's real wounds start to heal. After a few minutes, the tank opens up, and the Cradians take him out before leaving for more injured soldiers.
[(1 - 3)=Gun, (4 - 6)=Flamethrower] (3)
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Finding a gun:
1] BOB starts to look around, searching for a gun he can use. At first, the Cradians ignore him, but then of them asks BOB what is he doing, in native Cradian. Once BOB doesn't answer, the Cradians realize that he is an impostor and start shooting.
[
Dodging:
1] Once again, the Cradians prove why their race is the best at sniping targets. They land every single beam on BOB before he can realize what's going on.
[
Making a gun:
1] BOB tries to make a gun, but who would have thought, it's rather impossible making a gun when you're getting pulverized by laser beams. Weird, huh?
Noname[6] Noname closes her wings, and using her pinces, she pushes them to the third floor. Then the mantis proceeds to slaughter all those in the room it's currently in. Heart piercing, neck snapping, head eating... The usual.
Once the room is clear, Noname descends on Level 4, murdering the demons tiresly. It is here, at Level 4, that Noname sees a larger demons, and that demons is the first to die, losing his brain in a swift cut.
Then, Noname proceeds to decapitate the rest of the demons, moving faster than any of them, leaving a path of dismemberment.
Once the hole of Level 4 is secured, Noname jumps down to Level 5. This time, it seems, there are no lights, as the demons seem to have broken them. Darkness surrpunds Noname, the only light being the one from Level 4. All around the insect, snarls and roars can be heard. Then demons attack..
Noname snickers, and with swift movements, the mantis dodges and redirects every attack that emerges from the shadows. Every time a demon attacks, it lands with it's claws impaling another demon, or it's own body.
Realising that Noname is destroying them individually, with none of them landing a hit, the demons attack all at once. Fools.
With quick and powerful movements, Noname hits the air, condensing it in powerful atracks in all directions, followed by whimpers of pain from the demons, as their faces blow up from the impacts. Eventually, the only thing that can be heard are the demons from the next level.
Looking down, Noname can see nothing but pure darkness. This but a small handicap.
Pointing inside the hole, Noname starts to rub it's pinces at high speed, heating the gasses that surround it until they become plasma, which crackles into electricy. Then Noname jumps inside Level 6.
Upon landing on the ground, Noname releases the plasma into a electric storm, which fries all the demons that surround the mantis. It even pushes those that were coming through the tunnel, momentarily blocking the demons access to the Overworld.
!!!TIME TRAVEL RETCON!!!Suddenly, a flash of light engulfs Noname, and the mantis suddenly feels slightly exhausted. The lights are on, as if their power hadn't been cut off.
Looking around, Noname identifies the hole the demons are emerging from. Even from here, Noname realizes that all those demons it just killed must have been the smaller ones, because it can feel
4chan[
5] Oh wow, time to murder people. The few users of 4chan that have money IRL together with the hackers send a sniper to the house of the OP, and murders him quite effectively.
After that, 4chan claims the kill, clearing their name, and proving that they are still capable of ending anyone's life.
Meanwhile, the users of Sufficient Velocity are quite confused why their OP has stopped posting.
[
3] Well, the "4chan world ending plans" have been developed before the Internet. They should be really effective, but since their reputation fell for a while. As such, Apofis calls saying that he doesn't want to eat the sun, Loki states that poison on the face isn't that bad at all, and Cronos isn't in the mood for parties.
So, aside from a few power plants shutting down, and the value of international currency dropping to zero, nothing really happens, aside from some slight chaos.
More mocking ensues, with memes from Reddit flooding 4chan, while Tumblr's SJW stating that this act proves the fragility of the male masculinity, and the attempt to end the world is an attack towards all oppressed genders. And Facebook boomers,... Shake their heads and use emojis to express their disappointment.
[
5] The entire thread starts working really hard on sending a signal to space, so that they don't have to empty their credit cards on the botnet. After several minutes, they receive a response.
"This is ZAX 234, also known as the Eternal Advisor of the New Eternian Empire. Proceed to state your intentions before I'm forced to seize your database."Joe[
2] Joe starts walking. He walks for hours until he eventually realizes that he has gone to the opposite direction. Damnit! Thankfully, there's a city nearby. Perfect for recruitment!
[
1] Joe walks through the city, and starts to preach Joeism, using his newfound powers to have his voice be heard all around the city. Slowly but surely, a multitude starts to follow him.
Joe talks about Joeism sharing and generous aspects, he talks about the incredible aspects of the cult of personality, about it's Nazism, and... And...
And would you at that! Several synagogues! And would you look at that! Several stars of David! And would you look at that! It's the name of the city, "New Israel"! And what day is today? Oh, really? "The International day of the Holocaust Survivor"?
Joe turns around, and yep, it's not a mob of Nazi followers, but an entire city of very angry armed Jews!
!!!TIME TRAVEL RETCON!!! Suddenly, Joe realizes that he has 13 turns remaining of superhuman strength, not 14. Also, he's already being chased across the streets by the angry mob.
Tamatoa[
2] Shiny complies, and Tamatoa tries to activate my gravitational stabilizers, only the crab is unable to do so, since the armour is really advanced. Well, beggars can't be choosers. He raises his pinces and charges a beam.
[
4] The blast blows away the doors, while throwing Tamatoa to the ground. Thankfully, there don't seem to be any guards, so after Tamatoa gets up, he rushes to the corridor. The personal and guards don't pay him to much attention, and seem rather worried for something else. Whatever it is, it is certainly not Tamatoa's problem right now.
[
4] After several minutes of searching, Tamatoa finds the medical center. Inside, there's at least a few scientists, grabbing all they can find of value. They turn around when the door opens, and stand very still, as Tamatoa charges another laser beam.
"
Okay, I haven't a lot of time. Do you have anti-narcotics?"
Shaking, the scientists nod, and one of them points at several vaccines. Immediately, Tamatoa injects them to himself. Immediately, he starts feeling better and awake, feeling the numbness retreating.
[
6] The scientists try to take their chance to leave, but Tamatoa moves faster than them, blocking the door.
"
Not so fast. You see, I also have another problem. I'm missing an arm. Now, tell me, do you have anything that may be able to help me?"
One of the scientists steps up.
"
Well, we have something, but I will only show it to you if you promise not to kill us"
Once Tamatoa agrees, the scientist opens a secret door revealing a dark room, with a large tentacle inside containment glass.
"
This is a prototype bio-symbiote that we have been developing. It has the ability to change shape and size to the host desire, though it's not limitless. We could implant it to you in a quick surgery, but in exchange, you won't kill us, AND you will ensure our safety."
Durg[
4] After hours of traveling, Durg finally sees a city. It takes another half an hour, but eventually, the truck reaches the city, which seems really normal. After checking the streets and citizens, Durg concludes that it is normal, and doesn't have any crazy magical twists.
[
2] Durg spends the next few hours looking for a publisher, but it seems that the city doesn't have any. The city doesn't contain much. It has a pub, a library, a gas station, a pharmacy and a small police department.
[
Reaction to Durg:
1] The people of the city don't like Kobolds at all. They look at him with hate, whispering hateful comments to each other about Durg. Children cry when he goes by them, and old people refuse to answer any questions.
Urist[
4] Before anything, Urist generates a powerful barrier, which will burn to ashes those that are stupid enough to come near him. That way, he can give himself some breathing air.
[
3] Once again, Urist connects to the minds of the demons, and orders to keep up the Carnage. This time, the response from the demons is far more hostile than before, and many of them would tear him apart.
Apparently, the demons had been using the holes Urist had digged for advancing to each Level, spreading from the room with the hole, and overpowering the personal with sheer numbers.
Well, apparently, a single Mantis has made it's way to Level 6, murdering every single demon that crossed it's path. It is currently on Level 6, awaiting the rest of the demons from the Underworld.
[
Demonic Rampage:
3] Without the ability to overpower their enemies, and receive constant reinforcement, the demons of each level suffer heavy losses, with most of the battles ending with demons fleeing the scene.
[
3] Urist descends the Pyramid and lands on the ground, looking terrifyingly majestic, as the Herald of the Blood God should look... until the land mines that surround Hizukania activate, detecting unexpected weight.
The following explosions hardly damage Urist, but it breaks his concentration, weakening the barrier, and that's what his enemies needed.
Thousands of magical and mechanical projectiles start impacting against Urist, who is caught off guard by the constant bombardment, but through endurance to leave the mine field.
Urist, unable to catch his breath, starts fighting across the battlefield, with all those who are to come to near to him bursting into red ashes, but that exposes him to projectiles, as each impact throws him off-guard, and the collateral effects of projectiles still affect him.
!!!TIME TRAVEL RETCON!!! Suddenly, the Martial Trance stops working, and his muscular mass decreases, while returning to regular dwarf size. The next attack from his enemies breaks the barrier, and suddenly, Urist is forced to rapidly dodge his enemies attacks. At the same time, the demons break free from his influence. And they are ready to have !FUN!.
Alpha-Theta 347[
Creating a Time Machine:
5 Using every piece and resources the AI can find, while developing several new periodic table elements which power up the machine itself, which looks like a door, but with dials and numbers, setting it up on Level 1, the least destroyed floor.
[
Creating Terminators:
5] Using it's original body as a default, Alpha-Theta 347 works non-stop on creating more copies of it, with all it's original programs. After several hours of working, the AI has a dozen ready. They immediately rush through the door, and vanish into the air.
One lone traveler approaches the security complex, along with several dwarfen tools. He is
Urist McSickleHammer, come from the Union of Fortress's Workers, and is ready to take human money for peace negotiations, and save his brothers and sisters from human and elven oppression.
Suddenly, time traveling shinenigans!A dozen of Terminator-like robots appear out of nothing, and attack Urist!
Urist: 1
v
Terminators: 2
Urist is caught off guard and proceeds to receive several blows. Thankfully, the time traveling robots are still processing the time travel and don't destroy him immediately.
Urist: 6
v
Terminators: 1
Suddenly, someone starts talking to Urist. It's
Armok, the
Blood God He speaks to Urist, telling him that he is worthy of his power, and that someone from the future is trying to stop his grand plans of Carnage. Urist, realising that he has no choice, accepts the God's power.
In a matter of seconds, the Terminators are absolutely destroyed, and Urist proceeds to enter Hizukania.
Suddenly, Alpha-Theta 347 realizes that it has more control than before over Hizukania, while the security complex is less destroyed.
JFAG[
6] The JFAG decide to take on several adrenaline shots each. It's only after taking them, than Roy realizes that these were Megadrenaline! Immediately, time slows down, as their nervous system goes overboard. Keith throws a pebble and immediately after losing contact with the reptile, the pebble starts moving slowly through the air.
[
1] They attempt to call August, but they realize that Jasper had everyone's phones and, yep, they are absolutely broken.
!!!TIME TRAVEL RETCON!!!A flash of light engulfs the room. Suddenly, there are several knocked out guards and Cradians knocked on the ground. Meanwhile, the JFAG realizes that they aren't as hurt as they were a few minutes ago.
IKEARMINATOR appears! The sky rips apart as yellow and blue vortex appears. A single humanoid form descends, composed of yellow and blue colors, with the words IKEA on his face. It starts speaking, with a slight ancient, I mean, Swedish accent. "
i come on the behalf of ikea, with the intent of remodeling this failed security complex. all lifeforms inside the facility will be terminated, as well as any attempt to stop the remodeling"
Then, IKEArminator rises his hand, and the top of the pyramid starts to shatter, with the pieces rising towards the vortex
Health: FINE, several fresh scars all over his body.
Inventory: Cane of the Sky, 2 x Empty Guns (0/24 bullets), The Fifth Ring, dozens of boxes of large value, one light-speed capable truck, one book about Kobold philosophy (more than finished), 1 x Pocket Dimension: Large amounts of gold and silver
Current Value: 1,009,529 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: -0%, several grave wounds symbols all over his body,
Inventory: 3 x Molten Metal Golems, an Anti-Bible, fascist leader, Blessing of the Eternal Warrior (granted by all the War Gods on the Universe, makes Joe the equivalent of a fusion between Chuck Norris and Jonny Wick on a universal level) [turns remaining: 2/15]
Current Value: 0 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: FINE, soulbounded, Hero of Utopia City.
Inventory: Dart Gun (8/16 Ammo), Draggie, metal manipulation.
Current Value: 24 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SERIOUSLY INJURED, small cuts and wounds, severed right arm,
Inventory: 1 x functional keypad, 1 x Master keycard, The Phone Without Prices, SHINY (Super Advanced Iron Man like armour)
Current Value: 10,700 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SERIOUSLY DAMAGED, currently being remodeled by IKEArminator.
Inventory: Simulator of Safest Outcomes, Hizukania, technically the lights on the Crystal Shadow
Current Value: Infinity - Level 7 to 9$
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SLIGHTLY COMPROMISED.
Inventory: an imperfect botnet, a soviet spy satellite from the 80's (deactivated), Alpha-Theta 347 (+ Self-Repairing body) (+ Simulator of Safest Outcomes) / subjugated, slight control over the Crystal Shadow (Cradian Warship), in contact with with the New Eternian Empire.
Current Value: 1,000,019,186 $
Current Money: 654 $ (Fundraising is an option)
Health: FINE, tearing apart the demons.
Inventory: EMPTY
Current Value: 0 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: SLIGHTLY HARMED, Jasper has a broken rib, blinded ([1]/[2] turns left), under the effects of Megadrenaline (0/6 turns left)
Inventory: Several weapons which you wouldn't expected in the hands of mutant reptiles, broken phones.
Current Value: 15 $
Current Money: 0 $
Health: :::::::, Chosen of Armok, under attack by Cradian forces, under attack by universal heroes.
Inventory: Several Dwarf-made Tools, Title of Challanger of Realms.
Current Value: None understandable to materialistic non-dwarfs
Current Currency: /"/·&") $
Health: SERIOUSLY INJURED, disappointed, currently being blasted to pieces.
Inventory: useless surpressed pistol (16/16 bullets), one long metal bar
Current Value: 25 $
Current Money 0$
-Hizukania / multiple robots establishing order / unsupplied / currently overrun by demons / Under the control of Alpha-Theta 347 / 4chan controls cybersecurity / severly breached / under the attack of Urist, the Chosen of Armok / under attack of Cradian forces /Being remolded by IKEArminator - Level 1 / has been pentrated by sniper rail gun shots - Level 3 to 6 / Overrun by demons / Vietnam-like guerrilla fighting - Level 7 to 9 / Cut off from the security complex
-Utopian City: Celebrating the end of the dark times / overjoyed
-Regular City
-Regular Town /racist against the fantastical
-New Israel /The entire city is calling for Joe's head
- Northern Train Station
-Southern Train Station / half of it reduced to ashes
-The Great City State of Joeville / Practically gone
-Crystal Shadow, Cradian Warship (space, orbiting around earth) / Alpha-Theta 347 controls the lights
-Underworld.
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