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[TricMagic]

Use my great powers to cause the TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR to explode. Preferably in their face as they use it.
Time to fight the monster in Australia and put it down for good.

Dino Actions
FUNK Actions.

Have them continue to set up shields across every part of the planet to protect from it. And the coalition is to attack with all they have. No need for plans with me there to help.

[CABL]

"Before I was defeated, I was getting reports that the former God-Emperor of Mankind, Kakaluncha, is planning a coup to return himself to power. I suggest to deal with that, once the Burninator is dealt with."

[King Zultan]

Suddenly the Burninator explodes.

November 2, 5:00 AM
It is dark.
Its clear.
The town the game started in has been destroyed.
The Canadian kitten didn't post for the ninth time so random action.
Yoink didn't post for the ninth time so random action.
GandalfTheGreyt3791 didn't post for the fifth time so random action.
Kakaluncha didn't post for the fourth time so random action.

Look for a supply of food and water here.

(Finding food = 2) You search through the kitchen only to find empty cupboards and rotted stuff that might have been food at one point.
(Finding water = 4) But you do find a well in the basement near the kitchen, and luckily it seems to have uncontaminated water in it.

Ah, foolish peasants! Do they not know that TROGDOR is invincible? Burninate them and their country!

(You Burninating them = 4) You burninate all the peasants that think they can harm you, but while you burn them other sneakier ones attack and harm you somewhat.
(You Burninating their country = 4) You start burning a massive area of land destroying everything in it.
(Does it hit the planet = 1) Something happens and the burninator explodes which causes your fusion reactor to also explode which destroys the beach and the resort you were just at.

look through the spell books for any spells that can be used for luring animals

(3) You spend quite a while digging through all the books for you to finally find a spell that might do what you want, but you can't really focus on it enough to learn it right now.

Use my great powers to cause the TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR to explode. Preferably in their face as they use it.
Time to fight the monster in Australia and put it down for good.

Dino Actions
FUNK Actions.

Have them continue to set up shields across every part of the planet to protect from it. And the coalition is to attack with all they have. No need for plans with me there to help.

(Causing the Burninator to explode = 4) Your first action is to get rid of that annoying laser thing that's burning the planet, so you do so and you send out a beam of some kind and you feel that somewhere out in space a the beam explodes, you also feel that a resort explodes for some reason.
(You getting to Australia = 2) You would have flown to Australia but you get bombarded with all kinds of stuff like the dragon thing us burning people and land in Australia, some major infrastructure has been destroyed in the Middle East, and that they've run out of the rare components that are needed to build shield generators, but those might not matter as much any more since you blew up the beam.
(Mexico Dinos rebuilding = 2) They sit around and do nothing for awhile.
(America Dinos rebuilding = 4) They continue to rebuild the damaged buildings, and they finally finish the rebuilding.
(FSA attacking the weird dragon thing = 3) Their forces scatter and they do barely do any damage to it.
(HAU rebuilding = 2) They sit and hide in their bunkers because their afraid of the beam from space.
(Coalition attacking the dragon thing = 4) They finally get their shit together and launch an attack with some missiles they've found in various stockpiles, but the attack doesn't seem to harm the dragon thing that much.
(Everyone building more shield generators to protect the planet from Burnination = 1) They discover that they've run out of rare and crucial elements needed to build the generator.

"Before I was defeated, I was getting reports that the former God-Emperor of Mankind, Kakaluncha, is planning a coup to return himself to power. I suggest to deal with that, once the Burninator is dealt with."

Advice given.

Its time for a little sabotage to get the coup started.

(Middle East sabotaging = 5) They blow up several major power plants in the region.
(Dinosaurs in America sabotaging = 2) They don't find anything to sabotage that won't get them found out.

Chug some booze and kill all the pumpkin things!

(3) You quickly down some booze and charge into the crowd where your only able to kill a few of the creatures, they seem to be keeping their distance from you.

ONLY WAY TO FIND OUT IF THE GUY WAS TELLING THE TRUTH IS TO JUMP IN, AND MAKE SURE MY BUDDY COMES WITH.

(5) You and your buddy quickly jump into the well, and after falling for what seems like hours you wake up in the parking lot near the arena you where the tailgate was, but it's night time now and the tailgaters have long since left, you also quickly look around and you find that your buddy has also come along with you.

Send some more ships to the plane to colonize it.

(5) You send several more ships down to the planet without any probables and they keep expanding the colony.

NPC  STUFF

See if we can buy some water from the planet with some of the money we got from them.

(6) They sell you plenty of water so you send a ship down to get it, but it is expensive.

Keep killing the mutated pumpkin things.

(5) They kill loads of them.
(5) They also kill loads of them.
(5) Even they kill loads of them.

Keep killing the monks.

(1) They all get killed off.
(5) They kill loads of them.
(4) They kill some of them.

Places in space:
-Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%
-Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%

Percent of America destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%
-Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 0%

Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 0%
-Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%

Percent of Japan destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Naturegirl1999's fortress destroyed: 0%

Percent of Mexico destroyed: 0%
Percent of South America destroyed: 100%
Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%
Percent of Middle East destroyed: 38.23%
Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 86.53%
Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 35.13%
Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 0%
Percent of Oceania destroyed: 0%
Percent of China destroyed: 0%
Percent of Sakhalin destroyed: 0%
Percent of Hawaii destroyed: 0%

Spoiler: Character stuff, so I don't forget about stuff. (click to show/hide)

Yoink
Health: DAMAGED / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch, giant sword

Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, 81,982 followers in middle east with secret base, 152,932 dinosaurs in America with secret base
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers and Kakaluncha

Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: DEAD
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, every one has a house, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls

ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals some of them are hurt, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead, some different kinds of money from the industrial planet, grain similar to wheat, some tubers similar to potatoes, some root vegetables similar to carrots and onions, loads of meat barring animals, pens for animals, new fields for all recently acquired foods

Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis /  knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky / spell that lets your followers know what you know, even more advanced magic / doesn't know any spells that lure animals
Health: FINE
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and swords, 6 hypnotized demons, 82 weapon and armour mimics can drain life, 78 bits of wall mimics can drain life, all followers have better defenses, 4 tomes advanced, 11 magical tomes you've read
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells, some animals
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors, as a few more buildings, has an illusion over it to appear as an empty space, enough buildings for everyone, incredibly vulnerable to the Burninators beam

CABL / second prophet of FUNK
Health: ??DEAD??
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, machete, God Emperor's severed head, several hundred tiny balls of FUNK

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case

The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box
of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions

Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing, tables Piecewise uses to generate loot and other items in his games and the instructions to several of his most recent games and to some you haven't heard of, skeleton porn, some items your not sure if you should be touching with your bare hands, a revolver and ammo, a small shovel, a handful of doubloons, fire helmet

Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: DEAD
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff

Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers / TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR / even more powerful
Health: MORE DAMAGED
Inventory: badly damaged small spaceship,  mini personal computer
Medium sized fortress on the planet:

Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bunch of tools, some of building materials
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms

WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: DEAD
Inventory: LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, foundation for a magical ream

TricMagic / Magical / a way more power / Avatar of FUNK / object of worship of the Funkists
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds, space station without windows, plasma weapons, the rest of the healthy you costume, a coalition that people can't really agree on
America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 585,403 dinos, communications network, fortress, large trench line, shield generators
Mexico: 985,312 dinos, shield generators
South America: All dead and on fire
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,036,631 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, one spaceship capable of flying through hyperspace, spaceship repair manual, knows how to make shield generators, has a lot shield generators
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 15,3456,647 Funkists, small settlement, shield generators protect it, bunkers for everyone
Europe: Destroyed and on fire
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,385,829 Funkist followers, now power plants
Southeast Asia:
Oceania: everyone in New Zealand is dead
China:
Japan:
Sakhalin:
Hawaii: naval base at Perl Harbor

GandalfTheGreyt3791
Health: FINE
Inventory:

Spoiler: World stuff that might be important. (click to show/hide)

The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.

[TricMagic]

Kill the dragon-thing with my magical powers from afar.

Dino Actions
FUNK Actions.

Have my allies assist by sacrificing all the candy they can find to me.

[Avetruetotheimperator]

This is getting annoying, but no matter. My TROG-METER is still full of the souls of dead peasants. Now, Continue burnination!
Also put up a fire-shield that will burn up any attack that comes close.

[CABL]

"Kakaluncha has already begun his preparations for the coup! I suggest to order the Funkists and the dinosaurs to enter maximum security mode and punish the dissidents!"

[Enemy post]

Search outside the house for more food.

[King Zultan]

November 2, 5:30 AM
It is dark.
The sky is clear.
The town the game started in has been destroyed.
The Canadian kitten didn't post for the tenth time so random action, if he doesn't post by next turn he'll become a NPC.
Yoink didn't post for the tenth time so random action, if he doesn't post by next turn he'll become a NPC.
GandalfTheGreyt3791 didn't post for the sixth time so random action.
Kakaluncha didn't post for the fifth time so random action.
Naturegirl1999 didn't post so random action.

Kill the dragon-thing with my magical powers from afar.

Dino Actions
FUNK Actions.

Have my allies assist by sacrificing all the candy they can find to me.

(Casting long range spells at the dragon = 5) Turns out you are able to hit him from where you are.
(Does it harm the dragon thing = 4) Your spell smacks into him, but he seems to have some kind of shielding on him with negates some of the damage your spell would have caused.
(Mexico Dinos rebuilding = 2) They continue to not do anything, maybe they don't want to build anything.
(America Dinos Trying to find the substance needed to build more shield generators = 5) After quite a bit of exploratory mining they finally find a source of the substance, now they just have to extract it.
(FSA attacking the weird dragon thing = 5-2 For fire shield) Most of their attacks burn up on contact with barely any getting through.
(HAU rebuilding = 3) They do rebuild a few things but not much.
(Coalition finding candy = 3) They find very little candy.
(Coalition sacrificing candy to you = 6) They then sacrifice the small amount of candy they've found and when that ran out they also sacrificed a few of their members, you do feel empowered from this.
You get reports that several radio towers in the middle east have been destroyed and some of the perpetrators killed, and that several power plants in America have also been destroyed.

This is getting annoying, but no matter. My TROG-METER is still full of the souls of dead peasants. Now, Continue burnination!
Also put up a fire-shield that will burn up any attack that comes close.

(Continuing the Burnination = 5) You continue to Burninate the peasants around you, especially the ones that keep attacking you.
(Putting up a fire shield = 5) You quickly create a shield of fire around yourself hot enough to burn away most attacks.
You feel the peasants attack you but it does less damage, but you feel someone cast spells on you as well.

"Kakaluncha has already begun his preparations for the coup! I suggest to order the Funkists and the dinosaurs to enter maximum security mode and punish the dissidents!"

He doesn't seem to be listening to your advice.

Search outside the house for more food.

(4) After a bit of searching around you find several apple trees growing behind the house, so you grab several of them.

Try to learn the spell then cast it.

(Learning the spell = 4) You quickly learn the spell.
(Casting the spell = 5) Then you cast it and suddenly several random animals wander over and start milling around your fortress.

Have everyone continue to sabotage their areas infrastructure, and have them start producing Anti-TricMagic propaganda.

(Middle East sabotaging = 6) They set out and attack and destroy the radio towers, but a few of them get caught and killed.
(Dinosaurs in America sabotaging = 5) They go out and destroy several power plants.
(Middle East making propaganda = 2) After quite a while of brain storming they still haven't come up with anything they can use.
(Dinosaurs in America making propaganda = 3) They manage to come up with some things, but they don't have much paper to use so they produce very little propaganda.

Keep killing those weird mutant things.

(5) You carve a path of destruction through the horde of pumpkin zombies.

LETS CRACK OPEN A BEER TO CELEBRATE ESCAPING THAT PLACE, THEN LETS FIND A PLACE TO CRASH FOR THE NIGHT.

(Drinking a beer in celebration = 5) You and your buddy both drink a beer to celebrate escaping that weird place.
(Finding a place to sleep = 4) Then you both head out searching for a place to sleep, and luckily for both of you your buddy has money so you both can crash in a hotel room for the night.

Radio them and find out how the colonization is going.

(5) They tell you that everything is going great since the hostile animals are dead, they are apparently clearing the land for farming and using the trees to build more housing.

NPC  STUFF

Make sure the water goes where needed, and find out if what we bought is enough.

(Does it go where its needed = 5) You make sure the water goes to the plants that need it most.
(Did you get enough = 1) But it turns out you need some more to have enough for all the plants and a surplus for emergencies.

Keep killing the mutated pumpkin things.

(1) They get killed off by the pumpkin zombies.
(5) They kill loads of them.
(6) They kill loads but also lose a few guys.

Keep killing the monks.

(2) They don't kill anyone.
(5) They kill loads of them.
(2) They also don't kill anyone.

Places in space:
-Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%
-Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%

Percent of America destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%
-Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 0%

Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 0%
-Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%

Percent of Japan destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Naturegirl1999's fortress destroyed: 0%

Percent of Mexico destroyed: 0%
Percent of South America destroyed: 100%
Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%
Percent of Middle East destroyed: 38.23%
Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 86.53%
Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 35.13%
Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 0%
Percent of Oceania destroyed: 0%
Percent of China destroyed: 0%
Percent of Sakhalin destroyed: 0%
Percent of Hawaii destroyed: 0%

Spoiler: Character stuff, so I don't forget about stuff. (click to show/hide)

Yoink
Health: DAMAGED / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch, giant sword

Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, 81,732 followers in middle east with secret base, 152,932 dinosaurs in America with secret base
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers and Kakaluncha

Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: DEAD
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, every one has a house, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls

ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals some of them are hurt, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead, some different kinds of money from the industrial planet, grain similar to wheat, some tubers similar to potatoes, some root vegetables similar to carrots and onions, loads of meat barring animals, pens for animals, new fields for all recently acquired foods

Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis /  knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky / spell that lets your followers know what you know / even more advanced magic /
Health: FINE
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and swords, 6 hypnotized demons, 82 weapon and armour mimics can drain life, 78 bits of wall mimics can drain life, all followers have better defenses, 4 tomes advanced, 11 magical tomes you've read
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells, some animals
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors, as a few more buildings, has an illusion over it to appear as an empty space, enough buildings for everyone, incredibly vulnerable to the Burninators beam

CABL / second prophet of FUNK
Health: ??DEAD??
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, machete, God Emperor's severed head, several hundred tiny balls of FUNK

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case

The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box
of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions

Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing, tables Piecewise uses to generate loot and other items in his games and the instructions to several of his most recent games and to some you haven't heard of, skeleton porn, some items your not sure if you should be touching with your bare hands, a revolver and ammo, a small shovel, a handful of doubloons, fire helmet, several apples

Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: DEAD
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff

Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers / TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR / even more powerful / fire shield
Health: SLIGHTLY MORE DAMAGED
Inventory: badly damaged small spaceship,  mini personal computer
Medium sized fortress on the planet:

Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bunch of tools, some of building materials
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms

WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: DEAD
Inventory: LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, foundation for a magical ream

TricMagic / Magical / a way more power / Avatar of FUNK / object of worship of the Funkists / more magical
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds, space station without windows, plasma weapons, the rest of the healthy you costume, a coalition that people can't really agree on
America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 585,403 dinos, communications network, fortress, large trench line, shield generators, mine for substance needed for shield generators, missing a lot of power plants
Mexico: 985,312 dinos, shield generators
South America: All dead and on fire
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,036,631 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, one spaceship capable of flying through hyperspace, spaceship repair manual, knows how to make shield generators, has a lot shield generators
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 15,334,542 Funkists, small settlement, shield generators protect it, bunkers for everyone
Europe: Destroyed and on fire
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,385,829 Funkist followers, no power plants or radio towers
Southeast Asia:
Oceania: everyone in New Zealand is dead
China:
Japan:
Sakhalin:
Hawaii: naval base at Perl Harbor

GandalfTheGreyt3791
Health: FINE
Inventory:

Spoiler: World stuff that might be important. (click to show/hide)

The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.

[TricMagic]

Release the souls trapped to remove the power the weapon has. Kill the dragon-thing with my magical powers from afar.

Dino Actions
FUNK Actions.

Have my allies assist by sacrificing all the candy they can find to me. Even more power to kill the dragon

Have the Funkists and the Dinos enter maximum security mode and punish the dissident splinter group of the FUNK Faith."


[To the post below the below post, my character is a girl, not a boy. Given how things worked out with vague orders, I expect that to go weirdly. Unless you are targeting the dead.]

[Enemy post]

Since I've got food, water, shelter, and I'm a few realities down the rabbit hole, this seems like a good place to wait out the rest of the apocalypse. Become an NPC.

(I hope you don't take that personally, it just seems like a realistic place to end my storyline.)

[Avetruetotheimperator]

Oh, wise guy HUH? Use my vauge psychic powers I still have to disorient her as I burninate...IN HER DIRECTION!

[Naturegirl1999]

Begin fence building to keep the animals from wandering off

[CABL]

No advice this turn.

[King Zultan]

((If anyone sees anything wrong with this turn its probably because I fell asleep twice while working on it.))

At Enemy post's request he has become a NPC.
The Canadian kitten hasn't posted for ten turns so he's become a NPC.
Yoink hasn't posted for ten turns so he's become a NPC.

November 2, 6:00 AM
It is dark.
The sky is clear.
The town the game started in has been destroyed.
GandalfTheGreyt3791 didn't post for the seventh time so random action.
Kakaluncha didn't post for the sixth time so random action.

Release the souls trapped to remove the power the weapon has. Kill the dragon-thing with my magical powers from afar.

Dino Actions
FUNK Actions.

Have my allies assist by sacrificing all the candy they can find to me. Even more power to kill the dragon

Have the Funkists and the Dinos enter maximum security mode and punish the dissident splinter group of the FUNK Faith."


[To the post below the below post, my character is a girl, not a boy. Given how things worked out with vague orders, I expect that to go weirdly. Unless you are targeting the dead.]

((There's a high chance I forgot about your character being a girl.))
(Releasing trapped souls to remove the dragon things power = 3) Using your powers you manage to release some of the souls that thing has but you feel that it has way more of them, also this doesn't seem to affect him in any way.
(Casting long range spells at the dragon = 2+1 For your power) You cast another spell at him, but it starts to lose power as it gets closer to it.
(Does it harm the dragon thing = 4-1 For shield) And it does barely any damage to it.
(Mexico Dinos making Mexico a better place = 2) Seems like they just want to sit around and do nothing.
(America Dinos building a mine to harvest the stuff needed for shield generators  = 4) The mine is built and is quickly producing the material needed.
(Middle East rebuilding = 6) They rebuild loads of stuff but at the cost of ignoring safety so several people die.
(FSA attacking the weird dragon thing = 3-1 For shield) Their attacks ether bounce off or burn up on contact.
(HAU rebuilding = 5) They rebuild a huge chunk of the destroyed things.
(Coalition finding candy = 1) They can't find any candy and a large amount of the members leave the coalition after the whole human / dino sacrifice thing.
(Coalition sacrificing candy to you = 2) They don't do any kind of sacrificing.
(Mexico Dinos maximum security mode = 2) They continue to sit around like bums.
(America Dinos maximum security mode  = 1) They set out on a massive witch hunt and loads of innocent dinos are killed.
(Middle East maximum security mode = 3) They put up half hearted security measures, and in the end they catch no one.
(FSA maximum security mode = 5) They go into full lock down and after thorough investigations they find no wrong doers.
(HAU maximum security mode = 4) They also put up a all most full lock down and find no wrong doers.
Suddenly you find your self incredibly disorientated and having a hard time focusing on anything.

Oh, wise guy HUH? Use my vauge psychic powers I still have to disorient him as I burninate...IN HIS DIRECTION!

(Using vague psychic powers to disorientate him = 5) You use your superior vague psychic powers to disorientate him from a distance, but it seems you'll have to wait for it to take affect on him.
(Burningating in his direction = 5) You send a massive flame in is direction which burns all kinds of things.
(Does it hit him = 2) But it doesn't get anywhere near him.
You feel someone has released some of your peasant souls, they also cast a very weak spell at you but its defeated by your mighty scales.

Begin fence building to keep the animals from wandering off

(3+1 For followers) You and your followers quickly build  a fence around the fort to keep the animals nearby.

No advice this turn.

Guess he's not ignoring it just slow to get it.

I think its time for everyone to lay low for a bit after all that sabotage and start working on propaganda to be passed around once the heat dies down.

(Middle East making propaganda = 3) They only make a small amount propaganda.
(Dinosaurs in America making propaganda = 6) They make so much propaganda that some of their members get injured by it all.

Keep killing them.

(2) You get ready to go back on the war path but you find that the survivors have all run away.

NPC  STUFF

Since I've got food, water, shelter, and I'm a few realities down the rabbit hole, this seems like a good place to wait out the rest of the apocalypse. Become an NPC.

(I hope you don't take that personally, it just seems like a realistic place to end my storyline.)

(5) You clean up one of the rooms in the mansion and declare it your home away from the apocalypse and your new permanent home, you feel safer here than anywhere else you've lived for quite a while.

GO TO THE HOTEL, GET A ROOM, AND GO TO SLEEP.

(6) You both head to the hotel and get a room, but the room only has one bed and since your buddy paid for it you decide to sleep on the floor.

Send down another ship with more cats to colonize.

(3) After all the failures this mission has had very few cats want to go to the planet, so you only end up sending a few.

Make arrangements with the planet to buy more water.

(4) You make the arrangements and they sell you even more water, which seems to fill everything you needed.

Keep killing the mutated pumpkin things.

(2) They don't do anything.
(1) They all get killed.
(2) They also sit around and do nothing.

Keep killing the monks.

(4) They kill quite a few of them.
(4) They also kill quite a few.
(3) They only kill a hand full.

Places in space:
-Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%
-Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%

Percent of America destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%
-Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 0%

Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 0%
-Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%

Percent of Japan destroyed: 0%
-Percent of Naturegirl1999's fortress destroyed: 0%

Percent of Mexico destroyed: 0%
Percent of South America destroyed: 100%
Percent of Europe destroyed: 100%
Percent of Middle East destroyed: 38.23%
Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed:  6.65%
Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 48.42%
Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 0%
Percent of Oceania destroyed: 0%
Percent of China destroyed: 0%
Percent of Sakhalin destroyed: 0%
Percent of Hawaii destroyed: 0%

Spoiler: Character stuff, so I don't forget about stuff. (click to show/hide)

Yoink
Health: DAMAGED / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch, giant sword

Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children, 81,732 followers in middle east with secret base some propaganda, 152,932 dinosaurs in America with secret base a few injured loads of propaganda
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers and Kakaluncha

Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: DEAD
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, every one has a house, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls

ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals some of them are hurt, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead, some different kinds of money from the industrial planet, grain similar to wheat, some tubers similar to potatoes, some root vegetables similar to carrots and onions, loads of meat barring animals, pens for animals, new fields for all recently acquired foods

Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis /  knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky / spell that lets your followers know what you know / even more advanced magic /
Health: FINE
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and swords, 6 hypnotized demons, 82 weapon and armour mimics can drain life, 78 bits of wall mimics can drain life, all followers have better defenses, 4 tomes advanced, 11 magical tomes you've read
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells, some animals
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors, as a few more buildings, has an illusion over it to appear as an empty space, enough buildings for everyone, incredibly vulnerable to the Burninators beam, fence around it

CABL / second prophet of FUNK
Health: ??DEAD??
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, machete, God Emperor's severed head, several hundred tiny balls of FUNK

ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case

The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box
of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions

Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing, tables Piecewise uses to generate loot and other items in his games and the instructions to several of his most recent games and to some you haven't heard of, skeleton porn, some items your not sure if you should be touching with your bare hands, a revolver and ammo, a small shovel, a handful of doubloons, fire helmet, several apples

Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: DEAD
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff

Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers / TROGDOR THE BURNINATOR / even more powerful / fire shield
Health: JUST SLIGHTLY MORE DAMAGED
Inventory: badly damaged small spaceship,  mini personal computer, missing  a few souls
Medium sized fortress on the planet:

Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bunch of tools, some of building materials
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms

WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: DEAD
Inventory: LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, foundation for a magical ream

TricMagic / Magical / a way more power / Avatar of FUNK / object of worship of the Funkists / more magical /  disorientated
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds, space station without windows, plasma weapons, the rest of the healthy you costume, a coalition that people can't really agree on
America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 584,421 dinos, communications network, fortress, large trench line, shield generators, mine for substance needed for shield generators, missing a lot of power plants
Mexico: 985,312 dinos, shield generators
South America: All dead and on fire
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,036,631 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, one spaceship capable of flying through hyperspace, spaceship repair manual, knows how to make shield generators, has a lot shield generators
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 15,333,321 Funkists, small settlement, shield generators protect it, bunkers for everyone
Europe: Destroyed and on fire
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,384,532 Funkist followers, no power plants or radio towers
Southeast Asia:
Oceania: everyone in New Zealand is dead
China:
Japan:
Sakhalin:
Hawaii: naval base at Perl Harbor

GandalfTheGreyt3791
Health: FINE
Inventory:

Spoiler: World stuff that might be important. (click to show/hide)

The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.

[TricMagic]

Sink down into the oceans and meditate to improve my power even further.

Dino Actions
Funk Actions