November 1, 11:30 PMIt is dark.Its raining.The town the game started in has been destroyed.Smoke Mirrors didn't post for the fifth time so random action.Yoink didn't post for the second time so random action.Teleport to the North America and exterminate TricMagic in a barrage of ultra-powerful punches.
HAU: Rebuild the damage from the war with Imperium and figure out how to pilot the spaceships. When it is figured out, man the spaceships and destroy the station that TricMagic has built.
FSA: Continue colonizing Oceania, then send a expeditionary mission to China and Japan. If China and Japan have any population left, convert them to Funkist faith.
(Teleporting to North America = 4) You quickly teleport from your perch in France to North America.
(Exterminating TricMagic with ultra-powerful punches = 2) But try as you might you can't find your target, as there is to much stuff going on here with all the dinosaurs wandering around.
(HAU Rebuilding = 5) They quickly go out and start rebuilding destroyed structures all over Africa, but there is still more to fix.
(HAU Figuring out how to pilot the spaceships = 4) It takes a bit but they figure it out and are able to pilot the ships.
(HAU using the spaceships to destroy TricMagic's space station = 5) Which they quickly use to fly over to the newly launched space station and blow it up, they fly away before anyone can figure out where they came from.
(FSA Colonizing Oceania = 5) They go out and take over the remaining islands and lay claim to them.
(FSA sending missions to china to convert survivors = 4) Your people quickly go all over China and convert everyone they meet.
(FSA sending missions to Japan to convert survivors = 5) Your people arrive in Japan and quickly convert the survivors there.
(Converting survivors in Southeast Asia = 4) They quickly convert to your cause.
(Converting survivors in New Zealand = 2) It turns out there is no one alive in New Zealand.
Cast a spell to heal myself and anyone who’s injured
(Healing yourself = 4) You quickly cast a healing spell on yourself and heal your self back to perfect health.
(Healing everyone else = 3) You only manage to heal a few of your followers.
You see lots of dinosaurs wandering around outside the fortress, they seem to be colonizing the area.
Split the "Peace offerings" between my "negotiators", then take our new ship to the Space-City.
(Splitting the 'Peace offerings' = 4) You and your 'negotiators' quickly and evenly split the 'peace offerings' between yourselves.
(Taking the ship back to the Space-City = 4) You all then return the the zord and drag the damaged ship back to the city.
Use my Candy Apples to boost my abilities and meditate to gain more power within North America's shield.
Have the Candy Magician Corps send the space station up into orbit.
Have my dinos begin colonizing the rest of America(Meaning Central, South, and Canada, along with North America. All is America.)
(Meditating to gain more power within North America = 2+2 For CGA) Using the power of the CGA and meditation you get even more power.
(Have Candy Magic Corps send the space station into orbit = 1+1 For magic) They get it into space, right for it to immediately be blown up by a spaceship that comes out of no where then leaves before anyone can react.
(Dinos colonizing America = 5) Your dinos spread out and take over America, they also find a fortress surrounded by partying monks, and a small fief filled with humans.
(Dinos colonizing Mexico = 4) Your dinos quickly start colonizing Mexico.
(Dinos colonizing
Canada Earth = 1) Your dinos get caught wandering around in a settlement of some kind and are killed by the creatures that live there, as the inhabitants see your people as a threat.
(How do the Pumpkin zombies react to the colonists in
Canada Earth = 4) They have started to fortify the border and they see your people as hostile.
(Dinos colonizing South America = 2) They get blocked by an army that calls itself the Army of FUNK, and aren't allowed to proceed.
Put the Piecewise painting next to a computer and see what happens.
(6) You place the painting next to a computer that's been in the studio since you got there and nothing happens for a bit, then suddenly Piecewise jumps out of the painting and types something on the computer, then points one of his assault rifles at you while he goes over and grabs all your money then goes back to the computer and throws it into the monitor then he grabs all the money from the painting and throws it in as well, then while still pointing the gun at you he backs into the monitor and disappears into the computer, after standing there in disbelief for a few minutes you go over to the computer and look at it, all the monitor shows is a door with the words Bone Zone above it, your not sure how to feel about any of what just happened.
Return to my death star and blow the planet up.
(4) Returning to the Death Star doesn't take long as you never got off, you then give the order and the planet is quickly blown up killing all the inhabitants and leaving behind several angry spaceships that start to attack the Death Star.
Get some sleep then...
(4) You return to your room and lay down, and you quickly go to sleep.
GO OUT AND SEARCH FOR THE THINGS THE GUY WANTS SO WE CAN GET HIS INFO.
(Finding the supplies = 4) After much searching you find quite a few different kinds of seeds which should be what the guy was looking for.
(Do hostiles show up during the search = 1) But your searching disturbed a massive group of the monsters in the area and they are descending upon the building your in.
Head to Europe and find whoever brought back the FUNK.
(2) You head to Europe and find no one there capable of bringing the FUNK.
NPC STUFFBegin to expand the fief so we can grow more crops.
(2) You would expand the fief but you get distracted by dinosaurs wandering around colonizing stuff.
Celebrate the defeat of a terrible enemy, and respectfully bury our dead.
(Celebrating = 3+1 For beating the enemy) You all have a massive party and it is great.
(Burying the dead = 6-1 For being monks) They quickly dig and bury the dead in as a respectful manner as they can they also use some of the destroyed fortress walls to make head stones and a small memorial.
Then a bunch of dinosaurs start wandering around doing stuff.
Lead my army towards whatever just removed the FUNK again.
(4) You army quickly marches towards the USA through South America and when you get to the border to Mexico you meet a group of dinosaurs that are colonizing the area.
Keep the group from continuing to fall apart.
(3) You weren't able to do any of that because a group of dinosaurs shows up and starts messing with your stuff so you kill them, but at least the group didn't collapse anymore.
Create a new camp far from the old one.
(5) You build a new commune far from the other one and its way better than that one.
A group of dinosaurs trespass in your commune so you kill them.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 48.64%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 40.32%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%-
Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 49.32%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of Europe destroyed: 0%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 50.32%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 24.21%Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 0%Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 0%Percent of Oceania destroyed: 0%Percent of China destroyed: 0%Percent of Japan destroyed: 0%Yoink
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE/ flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch, several kinds of seeds
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish, 21 new survivors
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight. every one has a house, several people inured, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky
Health: FINE
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and swords, 6 hypnotized demons, 132 weapon and armour mimics can drain life, 78 bits of wall mimics can drain life, all followers have better defenses
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,055,321 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, three spaceships capable of flying through hyperspace, machete, God Emperor's severed head, spaceship repair manual
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 8,565,245 Funkists, small settlement
Europe: Back to normal
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,462,321 Funkist followers
Southeast Asia: 248,392 Funkist followers
Oceania: everyone in New Zealand is dead
China: 6,549,302 Funkist followers
Japan: 57,382 Funkist followers
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: FINE
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with fusion reactor, mini personal computer
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,831,532 enlightened pumpkin zombies, everyone's better than professional fighter
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm, 356,789 soldiers
Evil sorceress / teleportation linked with naturegirl / almost no magic available
Health: DEAD
Inventory: stack of magical tomes that can enhance your powers also have some powerful spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors
TricMagic / Magical / a bunch more power
Health: FINE
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, 9 candy gem apples, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds
North America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, shield generators, protected by shield, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 5,743,892 dinos, Candy Magic Corps 18,832
Mexico: 3,843,902 dinos
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
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