(I fucked up and forgot the force fields so now I have to unnuke things.)
November 2, 12:00 AMIt is dark.Its raining.The town the game started in has been destroyed.Smoke Mirrors didn't post for the sixth time so random action.Yoink didn't post for the third time so random action.Click on the door.
(3) You click on the door, it opens, and all you see behind it is darkness, you do feel a breeze that seems to be coming from the door on your computer's monitor.
Send Animals to fix our new ship while continuing to drive the Space-City towards the Habitable planet.
(Animals fixing the new ship = 6) It takes a bit but they manage to fix the damage to the ship, but some of your people get hurt while working.
(Driving the space-city towards the habitable planet = 6) You quickly pilot the city towards the planet, but when finally arrive at the planet's solar system you find that you'll have to navigate the city through an asteroid field to get to the planet.
Fly into the air and scan the surroundings for TricMagic. When I find him, channel FUNK energy and uppercut him into the atmosphere.
HAU: Send spaceships to bombard the North America with mini-nukes and kill off the dinosaurs.
FSA: Keep colonizing everything.
(Flying into the air = 4) You take a running jump and launch yourself into the air, from there you start flying around.
(Scanning surroundings for TricMagic = 4) It takes a few minutes but you finally spot the leader of the dinosaurs.
(Channeling FUNK energy into an uppercut and knocking him into the atmosphere = 5) You then start channeling the FUNK into your fist while fling as fast as you can straight into TricMagic where you punch him in the face so hard he flies off into space.
(HAU sending spaceships to bombard North America with mini-nukes = 4) You then order your people to load the nukes into the ships and they take off.
(How many does spaceship 1 kill = 5) They quickly fly out and start nuking several massive dinosaurs settlements.(Ignore the striked stuff = 5-3 For force fields) The nukes slam into the force fields and explode harmlessly.
(How many does spaceship 2 kill = 2) They don't manage to nuke anything.
(How many does spaceship 3 kill = 6) They also blow up several dinosaur settlements, but then something goes wrong and part of the ship blows up.(Ignore the striked stuff = 6-4 For force fields) These nukes also harmlessly explode against the force field.
(FSA Colonizing everything = 2) They don't seem to understand what you mean by everything.
As your celebrating your victory a portal opens behind you and something shoves you into it and you get teleported to a dimension of pointy things and demons that apparently hate you, then all of but one of your spaceships explode.
Sense that weird energy coming from the one who uppercuts, then use 5 Candy Gem Apples to send them to another dimension that is actively hostile to them.
After that, destroy all the hostile spaceships with my powers.
Have the Dinos continue colonization of the Americas, with some peace envoys to the humans.
Have the Dinos bring to bear the plasma guns from our home on the mutated pumpkin wildlife.
Have the Dino Scientists make and assemble another station to launch.
(Sensing the weird energy = 2) You try to sense any strange energy, but by the time you find it you've been punched in the face so hard you fly off into space, this is quite a painful experience.
(Using 5 CGAs to send him to another dimension that hates him = 2+3 For CGAs) You then pull some of your CGAs from your pocket and use their powers to create a portal to the dimension of pointyness and hateful demons, then you throw CABL into it and close it behind him.
(Blowing up spaceship 1 with your powers = 6) You Manage to blow the engines on this one up, but you don't manage to destroy it before it slams
into one of your cities and explodes killing everyone. slams into the force fields and explodes causing enough damage that it shuts down.
(Blowing up spaceship 2 with your powers = 4) You quickly blow this one up.
(Blowing up spaceship 3 with your powers = 3) You only manage to damage this one before it gets away.
(Dinos continuing to colonizing South America = 2) They get blocked by the army that's moving through, and once they get through they also find that the bridges over the Panama Canal have been destroyed.
(Dino envoys to the humans = 4) They meet with the leader of the humans that was already looking to meet your people and after a bit of discussion your diplomats say that you are now on friendly terms with the humans.
(Dinos bringing over plasma weapons = 5) They quickly bring over crates of plasma weapons and pass them out.
(Using them on the pumpkin zombies = 3) It turns out superior weapons are not much of a match against a massive army that out numbers yours by several million, but your men hold the line for now.
(Dino scientist building another space station = 4) It doesn't take them that long to build another one based on the plans from the original one.
Ask the humans, mimics and demons if they want to live at the castle now that the sorceress is gone, or whether they’d rather it be destroyed
If they’d rather live in it, attempt repairs by refreshing the melted stone
If they’d rather continue destroying it, attempt to further destroy it by creating a plant that will break apart the remaining stone
(Asking weather your followers would like to live in the fortress or not |Heads = stay|Tails = destroy| = Heads) Its a unanimous decision to stay and claim the fortress for your own.
(Attempting repairs = 6) While you do manage to fix some of the fortress with your magic, other parts don't go as well and stay damaged.
While claiming the fortress you find several magical tomes that contain powerful spells and rituals.
Wake up and check the news, including the stuff about the earth-world
(Checking the news = 3) You sit and watch the news for a bit, and man is it boring they just keep going on and on about that storm that didn't do anything and how it might have done something but didn't.
(Seeing what the earth-world is doing = 4) You quickly pull out your mini-computer and pull put a Satellite feed of the earth-planet, and you see that it's covered in plants and animals again, and there is a massive army moving towards something, it looks like someone came in behind you and undid everything you just accomplished.
Huh, that didn't post? Just sail out of the system into another alien system.
(2) You would leave the system but every time you try your path gets blocked by those hostile ships that want to attack you.
GET TO A DEFENSIBLE SPOT AND KILL ALL THE MONSTERS THAT SHOW UP.
(Finding a defensible spot = 3) The only thing you can find is a table, so you flip it on its side so you have some cover.
(You killing the monsters = 5) You plow down dozens of the monsters with your shotgun.
(Your buddy killing the monsters = 3) He only manages to kill a few of them, but with your combined effort you two manage to kill them all.
Keep searching Europe he's still around there somewhere.
(4) As you search around Europe for a bit you finally feel some of the FUNK energy, but it feels like its coming from America.
NPC STUFFGo out and see what the dinosaurs are doing and why.
(6-1 For diplomatic envoy) As you leave your fief you meet a group of them that were approaching your fief and find out that they are diplomats, and after talking to them for a bit you find that they've come from an alternate timeline and they've come to colonize the area and after the talk they leave on friendly terms.
Now that that is all finished lets return to the monastery.
(returning to the monastery = 4) It's a rather uneventful march back to the monastery.
(Have dinosaurs moved into it = 1) But when you arrive you find it to be filled with dinosaurs.
(How do the dinosaurs react to the monks returning = 3) And they are acting hostile towards your group, but they haven't attacked yet.
Ignore the dinosaurs and continue towards the one that removed the FUNK.
(4) After quite a bit of marching you get to the Mexican border, just a little bit more and you'll be there.
Go out and kill and the dinosaurs.
(6) They leave the commune in mass and kill every dinosaur that gets close, but the attack isn't with out losses.
Go out and kill any dinosaurs near the commune.
(5) They go out and kill every dinosaur that comes near their base.
Places in space:-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of The Canadian kitten's Moon DISCO BALL Base destroyed: 0%Percent of America destroyed: 48.64%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Naturegirl1999's fortress destroyed: 68.12%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%-
Percent of TricMagic's base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 49.32%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 0%Percent of Mexico destroyed: 0%Percent of Europe destroyed: 0%Percent of Middle East destroyed: 50.32%Percent of The Holy African Union destroyed: 24.21%Percent of The Funky States of Australia destroyed: 0%Percent of Southeast Asia destroyed: 0%Percent of Oceania destroyed: 0%Percent of China destroyed: 0%Percent of Japan destroyed: 0%Yoink
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE/ flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer, a creature that's a follower has a handgun, first aid kit, a few rolls of bandages, sewer map, hard hat, some snacks, subway map, map of the city of Bob, one Hell-Weed joint, loads of Hell-Weed, a few shotgun shells, watch, several kinds of seeds
Kakaluncha / clothing fit for the Emperor of Mankind they inspire loyalty / The Emperor of Mankind / telepathic / telekinetic / really good at UNO
Health: DEAD
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, more radiation friends, Comms that allow communication with North America, a bunch hyper evolved animal slaves loyal to you, several more ghost troops, knowledge on how to bring the dead back from the dead, even more mutant animals loyal to you, several ships, plan for indoctrination of children
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy, lots of fish, 21 new survivors
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight. every one has a house, several people inured, a bunch of smoked meats, some tanned hides, corps, spikes on walls
ziizo / like new again ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals some of them are hurt, zord manual, two space pirate ships, big laser, several large weapons, lots of raw materials, other stuff, massive amount of food, lots of water, several ship engines, a nuclear power generator, a still functional shuttle craft, space station, several space suits, damaged spaceship
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates, fields of corn, a council to rule in your stead
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis / knows the basics of FUNKY magic / blood wings / hands and feet are four hooked talons / teleportation linked with the sorceress / less magic available / doesn't know any spells that make the floor sticky
Health: FINE
Inventory: three followers they all have wings of blood and swords, 6 hypnotized demons, 132 weapon and armour mimics can drain life, 78 bits of wall mimics can drain life, all followers have better defenses, stack of magical tomes that can enhance your powers also have some powerful spells
Spells: Light, Shield, Detect magic, Detects traps, Magic mapping, Resist magic, magic missile, disco dancing, power thrusting, several other advanced spells
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere, no doors
CABL / second prophet of FUNK / Avatar of FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: incredibly close to the true wisdom of the FUNK
The Holy African Union: Better than what it was before the war, 3,055,321 Funkist followers above ground, 321,141 in the bunkers,anti-Imperium propaganda, guerrilla fighters, dirty tactics, two swords made of pure FUNK energy, city of Johannesburg destroyed, enough bunkers to house everyone, one damaged spaceships capable of flying through hyperspace, machete, God Emperor's severed head, spaceship repair manual
The Funky States of Australia: 21 America Funkists, 8,564,124 Funkists, small settlement
Europe: Back to normal
The Middle East: Rebuilt, 2,462,321 Funkist followers
Southeast Asia: 248,392 Funkist followers
Oceania: everyone in New Zealand is dead
China: 6,549,302 Funkist followers
Japan: 57,382 Funkist followers
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: FINE
Inventory: can opener, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 1976 cat army with extra sharp claws some of them are pregnant, a box of candy, several spaceships with weapons, small colonies on Mercury, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Neptune, and Pluto, 5 nuclear bombs, spaceship with guns, death star exhaust port no longer a thing to worry about, planetary shield
Moon DISCO BALL base: several buildings, a few defensive positions
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, split a studio with a fat dog, painting of nothing
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire / power of the sun
Health: FINE
Inventory: six million souls, time machine, bottle of secrete stuff
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: massive pile of candy, badly damaged small spaceship, sand castle with fusion reactor, mini personal computer
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 277,831,532 enlightened pumpkin zombies, everyone's better than professional fighter
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures, foundation for a magical realm, 356,789 soldiers
TricMagic / Magical / a bunch more power
Health: BADLY DAMAGED
Inventory: Lots of dinos some injured, some sugar cannons, 4 candy gem apples, dozens of different species of plants, lots of seeds, space station, plasma weapons
North America: your base camp that's set up for desert conditions platform to portal, covered in plants, partly destroyed, shield generators, protected by shield, weather machine, farming tools and equipment, colonized with 4,488,876 dinos, Candy Magic Corps 18,832
Mexico: 3,843,902 dinos
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
The apocalypse happened.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
The moon is much bigger and is a DISCO BALL.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
Johannesburg has been destroyed.
Dongguan has been destroyed.
France has been destroyed.
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