(Sorry for such a delay I think I've got everything back to normal now.)
Suddenly all animal life on Earth evolves into bigger, stronger, and FUNKIER versions of themselves, and they also hate all humans and pumpkin zombies and want to kill them.November 1, 11:30 AMIts sunny.The sky is clear.A giant pumpkin zombie army two billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.Everything on Earth and the town is washed in a wave of FUNKINESS.Kakaluncha didn't post for the tenth time so random action, if they don't post by next turn they'll become a NPC.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the seventh time so random action.Direct my cats to the alien camp and order them to attack any aliens but not humans
(Cats getting to the alien camp = 6) It takes quite awhile to herd all those cats towards the aliens base, but you get there eventually.
(Cats attacking the aliens = 5) Then they run in and start tearing into one of the infantry squads killing half their number.
Take a few more minutes to watch the fighting before I move on.
(3) You spend several minutes watching the action trying to look away but you can't for several more minutes, I mean how could you look away when a herd of cats just killed a bunch of armed soldiers, but evenly you grow tired of the spectacle and get ready to leave.
Attempt to use my Oneness with the FUNK to hyperevolve life on earth into a more FUNKY state.
(6) Using your oneness with the FUNK you take the Earths FUNK and amplify it so you can HYPEREVOLVE all life on it, and all the animals evolve to be bigger, stronger, and FUNKIER than they were before, but they also seem to hate all human and pumpkin zombie life and wish to destroy it.
Destroy as much of the spaceship as possible make it impossible for it to follow us.
Space-Pirates Animals retreat with the loot
(Destroying the spaceship in a way that makes it unable to follow = 2+2 For zord) You quickly fly the Ultra-Mega-Zord to the back of the ship and start smashing and tearing at the ship's engines, severely damaging them.
(How do the aliens react = 4) They fire at you again and this time they manage to slightly damage your Ultra-Mega-Zord.
(Animal space-pirates retreating = 3) They manage to gather all their gear and eventually get back to the ship but they don't take off.
Clean the water that I spilled, then continue organizing. Use telekinesis where helpful
(Cleaning the water = 6) You spend a bit cleaning all the water up, then you accidentally spill it again.
(Organizing = 3) You spend a little bit organizing some of the stuff, but not much of it.
(Using telekinesis where helpful = 6) You then try some telekinesis and pickup all the water and organize all the stuff, everything in the room looks super clean now.
Destroy the APC and the alien troops that attack me with my roots and creatures.
Bombard the alien ships again.
Try to convert the retreating animal looters to Funkist faith again.
(Destroying the APC = 5) You quickly rap your roots around the unmanned APC and crush it.
(Attacking the other mecha = 5) Using your roots you damage the mecha, it still functions but not well, then if fires at your damaging you even more any more hits like that and you'll be killed.
(Attacking infantry squad 1 = 2) Your creatures don't do any damage to them, but they do get swarmed by cats and some of them get killed.
(Attacking infantry squad 2 = 5) Your creatures run into the aliens camp and kill the whole squad.
(Attacking artillery gun 1 = 2) They can't find where the gun is.
(Attacking artillery gun 2 = 2) They can't find this one ether.
(Bombarding the alien ship again = 1) You miss all the shots and they damage the town.
(Aliens reaction = 4) They start firing on the town again destroying more stuff.
(How's the boarding squad doing = 6) They continue to try to take over but they can't take control and a few more of them get killed.
(Aliens reaction to them = 5) Then the aliens go in and kill of the rest of them.
(Trying to convert the animal pirates again = 2) You try again buy you can't seem to get through to them.
Put the totally normal human costume on the emperor.
(Putting the totally normal human costume on the emperor = 5) You grab him and strip off his clothing and force him to wear the costume.
(How does he react to that = 1) He punches you in the face breaking your nose.
(How do his people react = 2) They don't seem to see him any differently, but they do see you as hostile do to your appearing in their bosses office and striping him naked and putting a costume on him.
Then Kakaluncha asks why you came into his office and you hear reports that super evolved animals are attacking all lining humans.
GO PEEK THROUGH THE WINDOW, WITHOUT OPENING THE BLINDS FULLY
(6) You crawl out of the bed and peek out the window, and you see several hundred strange and hostile looking creatures wandering around the abandoned looking streets outside the hospital, lucky for you they don't seem to have seen you yet.
Everyone attack the creatures and the tree.
(Other mecha attacking the tree = 6) It manages to get off a shot on the tree, then gets tangled by roots and severely damaged.
(Infantry squad attacking the creatures = 2) They try to fight but get attacked by a herd of small creatures, and half of them get killed.
(Infantry squad attacking the creatures = 1) They get slaughtered before they even fire a shot.
(Artillery gun attacking the tree = 2) It misses completely and destroys some buildings.
(Artillery gun attacking the tree = 1) They go to fire and find it isn't loaded.
Improve the lives of the people in the areas I control, and find out why that guy showed up in my office.
(Improving the lives of people in Europe = 2) You can't improve the Europeans lives and you use all the stuff that was for them improving Africa.
(Improving the lives of people in Afterlife = 3) Turns out life in the afterlife is already pretty good so you can't improve it that much.
(Improving the lives of people in Africa = 6) Using all the supplies and the ones meant for Europe, you improve quality of life in Africa.
(Did the boat arrive = 2) Nope their still sailing towards Europe.
Suddenly that guy that showed up in your office gabs you and strips you naked and puts a costume on you and you punch him in the face breaking your nose, then you get reports that all the animals suddenly changed and started attacking.
NPC STUFFContinue to defend the fief from the pumpkin zombies, while I continue to use my holy powers to kill the pumpkin zombies.
(You using holy magic to kill = 3+1 For candy) You kill a whole bunch of them.
(Militia defending = 5) They kill dozens of them.
(Civilians defending = 3) They only kill a few of them.
Continue the enlightening of the pumpkin zombies.
(You enlightening = 5) You enlighten a whole bunch of them.
(Followers enlightening = 6) They gather a whole bunch of them, but they damage the monastery.
(Followers enlightening = 4) They gather even more of them.
Continue to throw explosive spells, while the demons will continue to attack the pumpkin zombies.
(Casting explosive spells = 1+3 For magic) You blow up a whole bunch of them.
(Demons attacking = 3) They kill a few of them.
Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(5) They destroy a bunch of stuff.
(5) They blow up buildings.
(2) They sit and stare at the sun.
(4) They burn a gas station.
(1) They all get killed.
(6) They burn some stuff then burn up.
(3) They break a few things.
(2) They don't do that much.
(2) They don't even move this time around.
(6) They all get crushed by a building they collapse.
(4) They tear down several buildings.
(2) They don't do anything.
(6) They blow up all kinds of stuff including themselves.
(3) They break a couple of windows.
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(5) They get a whole bunch to join.
(3) They gather a few.
(2) They sit and do nothing.
(2) They smoke some pot.
Kill all humans and pumpkin zombies.
(North America = 5) They slaughter a whole bunch of the pumpkin zombies.
(North America = 1) They also die.
(France = 4) They kill several of the people.
(France = 1) They get killed.
(Europe = 5) They kill a bunch of people.
(Europe = 1) They all get killed before they can do anything.
(Africa = 3) They kill a few people.
(Africa = 3) They only kill a few of the people there.
Places in space:-
Percent of The Town destroyed: 30.23%-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Spacenoid mothership destroyed: 20.19% Engines damagedPercent of America destroyed: 40.83%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 4.21%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 16.23%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 15.56%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 40.82%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 32.42%Yoink
Health: FINE / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer
Kakaluncha / totally normal human costume / The Emperor of Mankind / Telepath / Able to teleport small items
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, 89741 followers in North America now on a ship, plan to takeover Europe, more radiation friends, plan to take over Africa, Comms that allow communication with North America
France: United, 313,125 follows, no radiation, one power plant, super efficient economy, the most stable, efficient, and self sustaining version of France EVER, global superpower, great again
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Europe: back to what it was before the apocalypse, 2,425,124 followers
Africa: Better than what it was before the war, 3,323,136 followers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: MORE DAMAGE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight some more injured
ziizo / barely damaged ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, , space pirate ship, one partly finished space pirate ship some of the crew is injured, big laser, decent amount of loot, some more loot
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: three followers
CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere / power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals, second prophet of FUNK
Health: NEAR DEATH
Inventory: living furniture, better dance moves than any tree, Holy FUNK book, half the members of the FUNKY Church named Funkists
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 4,923 fire elementals two injured members of the FUNKY Church, 4,214 Demonic Foliage, some more acidic spore sacs
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 531 cat army with extra sharp claws
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, masterpiece painting of the fighting in the town
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: A LOT MORE DAMAGED / broken nose
Inventory: six million souls, "Totally Average Human"TM costume
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in almost destroyed Mecha with one missing leg and the other is badly damaged needs parts to be fixed / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: badly damaged mecha, some earthnoids weapons, massive pile of candy, scientist, partly dead infantry squad, 2 artillery guns. small spaceship
Fortified base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment, device that allows transport back to the planet
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 5,965,528 enlightened pumpkin zombies
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 385 demons
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist, and is now in space, has a wall built around it.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The moon is a DISCO BALL.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
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