November 1, 11:00 AMIts sunny.The sky is clear.A giant pumpkin zombie army two billion strong as appeared and is destroying everything that isn't Canada then adding it to Canada, all of them have weapons now and they are also immune to brain alteration.The town the game started in has been lifted lifted into space, but people still in the town don't have to worry about air as it's in a bubble of breathable air.An evil sorceress is doing evil stuff.Everything on Earth and the town is washed in a wave of FUNKINESS.Kakaluncha didn't post for the ninth time so random action.Avetruetotheimperator didn't post for the sixth time so random action.WyrdByrd didn't post so random action.keep attacking the spaceship try to leave important parts intact for future looting.
Animal army keeps looting the city.
(Continuing to attack the spaceship = 3+1 For the Zord) You continue to tear at the ship's hull, throwing bits the removed bits everywhere.
(Not breaking important parts = 3) You try not to break important stuff, but you accidentally damage some of the ship's exterior weapons.
(Aliens reaction to the attack = 5-2 For Zord) They fire on you some more and just barely damage the Ultra-Mega-Zord.
(Animals continuing to look the city = 4) They kill a few of the creatures then start looting and burning the buildings they loot, they manage to get some more loot.
Then the creatures that inhabit the town start attacking your animal pirates, injuring a few of them.
Sorry
Find the Emperor.
(5) Using your powers you teleport to where the crane is, which happens to be the Emperors office, him and his ghosts seem very surprised to see you.
Make some artwork of the spectacle.
(Finding art supplies = 6) Turns out your hiding in a art store, so you have as many art supplies as could want.
(Making art of the spectacle = 5) You spend quite a bit of time working on your art and by the time you finish you create a masterpiece painting showing all the fighting and explosions you can see from the window.
Start cleaning and organizing, if I get done, read one of the books
(Cleaning = 6) You start moping then you knock over the mop bucket and spill water all over.
(Organizing = 3) You spend so much time messing with the water so you only organize a few things.
Make an army of cats (with extra sharp claws!) and tell them to wreck havoc to the aliens
(Making an army of cats = 5) You make over a five hundred cats with extra sharp claws.
(Them attacking the aliens = 2) And you send them off to fight the aliens, and they get lost trying to find their way to the aliens.
Boarding teams: Takeover the alien spaceships
Produce more Demonic Foliage.
Use telepathy to convert animal space pirate army to Funkist faith. Have them return back to their base and do Funkist sermons.
Ground troops: Fight the aliens and the animal looter army, should the latter resist the conversion.
Grapple the alien tank with my roots and throw it at an alien spaceship.
(Boarding teams taking over the ship = 4) After much fighting they manage to get to the bridge of the ship.
(Aliens reaction to this = 6) Then suddenly the aliens attack killing half the boarding team and destroy some of the ship's controls, making it much harder to fly and you won't be able to control it until the attackers are dealt with.
(Producing more demonic foliage = 2) You try to make more of them but you can't for some reason.
(Telepathically converting animal space pirates to the Funkist faith = 2) You try to convert the animals, but fail do to them focusing to much on fighting and looting.
(Ground troops fighting the aliens = 4) Your people go and kill off a crew that was in an APC.
(Ground troops fighting the animals = 3) You loose several guys in the fight and only manage to injure a few of the animals.
(Grappling the alien tank = 6) You grab the tank right as it was firing meaning it blew some of your branches off, but you still manage to grab it.
(Throwing the tank at the alien spaceship = 1) You throw it at the ship, but it falls back down and hits you breaking some branches, then it hits the ground and crumples into a bunch of useless scrap.
The giant robot continues to attack the spaceship, then you get attacked by a mecha that breaks some of your branches, and you see a small ship go to the alien base and drop something off, all your creatures near the alien base get killed, and you feel that you might be close to death.
"OH... OH SHIT."
REACH DOWN, ASSUMING AM IN HOSPITAL BED, TRY AND FIND 'CALL NURSE' BUTTON TO PRESS
LISTEN CAREFULLY, INSPECT SURROUNDINGS
ALSO CHECK INVENTORY - I STILL HAVE MY STUFF, OR WEARING HOSPITAL GOWN, OR WHAT?
(Using the Call Nurse button = 3) It takes a minute to find it and push it, then you sit there for several minutes waiting and no one ever shows up.
(Listening and inspecting your surroundings = 4) You then look around the room and you see a window that's got the blinds closed, some standard hospital furniture, there doesn't seem to be any light save for what's coming through the window, and everything seems to have a layer of dust on it, and as for sounds you don't really hear anything other than the sounds your making.
(Checking inventory | Still have your stuff = Heads | Hospital gown = Tales | Heads) You check yourself and you seem to still be wearing your clothing and all your items seem to be where you left them, your not really sure what to make of the situation.
Use my oneness with the FUNK to convince the flaming guys and plant creatures to join my side of the FUNKY Church.
(Getting the flaming guys to join your church = 2) No matter how many you ask none of them are willing to listen to you.
(Getting the plant creatures to join your church = 3) You do manage to get through to a few of the plant creatures and they join your side.
Have the tank continue to attack the tree, and the other mecha go to where the tank is, the APC will go to and attack the tree as well, while I stay with the infantry squad while they defend the base, while I use the radio to try and get some reinforcements of some kind.
(Tank attacking the tree = 4) Your tank manages to blow off some of the trees branches right before the tree grabs it and smashes it into the ground after dropping it on itself.
(Other Mecha getting to the tree = 5) It doesn't take long for other mecha to find the tree.
(Other Mecha attacking the tree = 2+2 For mecha) Then it goes about ripping off several of the trees branches.
(APC getting to the tree = 1) Before it can get anywhere near the tree it gets attacked and the entire crew is killed.
(Infantry squad defending the base = 5) They kill all the strange creatures that were near the base.
(Calling for reinforcements = 3) You call for reinforcements, and they tell you they can't really give you much do to the ship being under attack, but they tell you that they'll send what they can to aid in killing off some of the attackers, and after a few minutes a small ship arrives and drops off an infantry squad and two artillery guns and apparently the small ship will be staying as it can't go back without being destroyed, then they tell you they can't send anymore troops or supplies.
Use my connections to return Africa to how it was before the world ended, then have my followers in North America find a ship and sail over to Europe so they can be safe from the creatures that are threatening them.
(Restoring Africa to its prewar state = 3+1 For your connections) After much work they restore Africa to its prime.
(Followers in North America finding a ship = 4) It takes bit but they finally find a ship and they all load aboard and set sail.
(Followers sailing to Europe = 3) They only make it part way across the ocean.
Then suddenly a guy appears in your office.
NPC STUFFKeep defending the fief from the pumpkin zombies, while I will continue to use my holy powers to kill the pumpkin zombies.
(You using holy magic to kill = 4) Using your magical powers yet again you kill even more of the things.
(Militia defending = 5) They keep killing and killing.
(Civilians defending = 6) They also kill a whole bunch of them, but they don't kill them fast enough and they damage some of the fief.
Keep enlightening the pumpkin zombies.
(You enlightening = 3) You only get a few to join.
(Followers enlightening = 3) They also have terrible luck in getting them to join.
(Followers enlightening = 4) They have slightly better luck getting new people.
Keep throwing explosive spells, while the demons will continue to attack the pumpkin zombies.
(Casting explosive spells = 2+2 For magicalness) You blow up dozens of them with your spells.
(Demons attacking = 6) They kill a whole bunch, but leave the fort open for attack and let it get damaged some before they go back to protecting it.
Destroy everything that isn't Canada.
(2) They spin some bottles.
(4) They break all kinds of stuff.
(5) They blow up several buildings.
(5) They burn down a lake.
(3) They break a few people.
(3) They burn some books.
(5) They destroy several forests.
(1) They melt into nothingness.
(6) They blow up a bunch of buildings and die.
(2) They smoke some crack.
(3) They break a few animals to death.
(1) They all suddenly drop dead.
(4) They burn down a school.
(5) They knock down several buildings.
(2) They watch some TV.
(2) They sit around and do noting.
Get other pumpkin zombies to join.
(5) They get a whole bunch of new people to join.
(3) They only find a few that want to join.
(3) They only get a handful of new guys.
(1) They accidentally burn down some of the tents when they drop a lit joint.
(2) They sit around and do nothing.
Places in space:-
Percent of The Town destroyed: 20.52%-
Percent of Ziizo's Animal City destroyed: 0%-
Percent of Spacenoid mothership destroyed: 13.57%Percent of America destroyed: 39.36%-
Percent of Dustan Hache's fief destroyed: 4.21%-
Percent of Outsider's monastery destroyed: 14.53%-
Percent of Evil sorceress's fortress destroyed: 15.56%-
Percent of Spacenoid base destroyed: 0%Percent of Canada Earth destroyed 37.89%-
Percent of Pumpkin Hippy commune destroyed 32.42%Yoink
Health: FINE / flaming pants
Inventory: loaded shotgun, a few lighters, some rolling paper, chips, candy, soda, glass bottles of beer, different kinds of chips, big ass sword, sword surfing skills, beer
Kakaluncha / Emperor of Mankind costume / The Emperor of Mankind / Telepath / Able to teleport small items
Health: FINE
Inventory: a bowl, two animated trees, Ninja Elvis costume, The Flying Guillotine, manifesto about the Cult to the Supreme Being, air plane, blood pilot, Maximilien Robespierre's ghost, Napoleon Bonaparte's ghost, knows everything about coups, knows about different propaganda, laptop, Leon Trotsky's ghost, Vladimir Lenin's ghost, know everything about revolutions, 34 ghostly Russian troops, Robespierre costume, a bunch of candy, 100 ghosts in the afterlife, some radiation as an ally, some mecha parts, 89741 followers in North America now on a ship, plan to takeover Europe, more radiation friends, plan to take over Africa, Comms that allow communication with North America
France: United, 314,852 follows, no radiation, one power plant, super efficient economy, the most stable, efficient, and self sustaining version of France EVER, global superpower, great again
Afterlife: a French puppet state, lead by distinguished puppers
Europe: back to what it was before the apocalypse, 2,426,321 followers
Africa: back to its prewar state, 3,324,324 followers
Dustan Hache / knight / blessed with strength
Health: MORE DAMAGE / broken arm in sling
Inventory: slightly damaged Plate armour, shield, sword, one small candy, bowl of candy, two bags of candy, even more candy, one factories worth of candy
Fiefdom: walls, lots of food, crops, Good moral, hunting party, water snake with arms that takes care of the crops, militia ready to fight some more injured
ziizo
Health: FINE
Inventory: road atlas, lime green hatchback with full tank of gas slightly damaged, large pipe, music CD, all kinds of cooking tools, mutant deer thing has the legendary laser gun, very big army of animals, zord manual, just barely damaged ULTRA-MEGA-ZORD made from ten zords and has nine animal pilots, space pirate ship, one partly finished space pirate ship some of the crew is injured, big laser, decent amount of loot, some more loot
Animal city: traps, trenches all around, razor wire, landmines, fortified walls and positions, more mounted machine guns, improved to with stand being space, space worthy, in space, space port of pirates
Naturegirl1999 / doesn't have the power to switch bodies / has telekinesis
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: three followers
CABL / Is a fully grown giant eucalyptus tree with a house in it / never able open a portal to the demon bloodsports dimension / giant sword arm / magic barrier filled with breathable atmosphere / power to make fire elementals from people that get burnt by you and your fire elementals, second prophet of FUNK
Health: SEVERE DAMAGE
Inventory: living furniture, better dance moves than any tree, Holy FUNK book, half the members of the FUNKY Church named Funkists
Some weird, hellish, 666 degree Celsius, plane of existence: 5,012 fire elementals two injured members of the FUNKY Church, 4,214 Demonic Foliage, some more acidic spore sacs
ANGRY_DEMON_NOISES / Is Angry Halloween Kaiju / soul magic / ULTRA OVERDEITY OF HALLOWEEN / combined with Samhain and Gates of Hell haunted house / blessing of strong bones and spookiness
Health: SLIGHT DAMAGE
Inventory: 4000 page waiver that has to be signed to get into the haunted house if you sign it or read it you lose your soul, one soul, posters advertising the GATES OF HELL HAUNTED HOUSE, Smoke Mirrors's ankles, thirty souls, a bunch of demons, all of Earth's gumball machines, necronomicon, bigger suit case
The Canadian kitten / ability to fly / god powers / mind slightly crushed crushed / explosion proof / higher powered god than you were before
Health: DAMAGED
Inventory: several cans of food, can opener, some cans of food, some bottles of water, 9mm handgun, bike, first aid kit with aspirin a few bandages and a first aid pamphlet, knife, shotgun, rifle, .44 magnum revolver, anti-tank rifle, 531 cat army with extra sharp claws
Enemy post / employee of the month
Health: FINE
Inventory: rock, has a job in a "office" organizing files and papers regarding new species and issues faced by the new world, art supplies, masterpiece painting of the fighting in the town
Smoke Mirrors / Angelo and Diablo / couldn't lose your soul even if you wanted to / one ankle / angel magic / OVERDEITY OF ALL HOLIDAYS / on fire
Health: A BUNCH OF DAMAGED
Inventory: six million souls, "Totally Average Human"TM costume
Avetruetotheimperator / SPACE GUY / in almost destroyed Mecha with one missing leg and the other is badly damaged needs parts to be fixed / vauge space psychic powers
Health: FINE
Inventory: one brand new mecha, some earthnoids weapons, massive pile of candy, scientist, 2 infantry squads, 2 artillery guns. small spaceship
Fortified base in a park, medical tent, fortified, repair equipment, device that allows transport back to the planet
Medium sized fortress on the planet:
Outsider / ascetic monk
Health: MORE DAMAGE
Inventory: 12 enlightened, 36 injured enlightened people, a bunch of tools, some of building materials, 944,073 enlightened pumpkin zombies
Monastery: farm, wall, lots of rooms
WyrdByrd / FUNK-Master / increases FUNKability / ONE WITH THE FUNK / CREATURE OF PURE FUNK
Health: FINE
Inventory: 15 FUNKY disciples, 23 FUNKY creatures, LAVA LAMP, DISCO BALL, STEREO, 36 people enlightened about the FUNK
FUNKY Church: Filled with FUNKY stuff, "Holy FUNK book", split between two parties, leads the half of the FUNKY Church called FUNKODOXES, 12 plant creatures
Evil sorceress
Health: FINE
Inventory: 385 demons
Former gas station now a proper fortress: high walls, towers, a moat, in the middle of nowhere
The country of Oman has been destroyed.
If you wear a costume you become whatever the costume depicts.
The more candy you have the more powerful you become.
There's a massive army of animals.
The apocalypse happened.
The town may or may not exist, and is now in space, has a wall built around it.
Ceres has been destroyed.
Jupiter has been destroyed.
Super Hell has been destroyed.
The Unholy Pail has been killed.
VY Canis Majoris has been destroyed.
There's a giant ball made from dead animals in the town.
There's a demon bloodsports dimension.
There's a portal to the Funkiverse in the town.
A giant pumpkin zombie army seven billion strong that hates everything but Canada and has free will.
The city with animals has traps.
The moon is much bigger.
Canada has be magically renamed to Earth.
The entire Earth has been covered with a wave of FUNK.
The moon is a DISCO BALL.
The FUNKY Church is a thing, and its divided, Half follows CABL and the other half follows WyrdByrd.
Large space station filled with aliens that are willing to buy your ill-gotten goods.
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