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Bumber

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #465 on: September 21, 2020, 10:56:29 pm »

But I am telling you, you don't have to eat the mushrooms! Those are lies and trickery, spread by false mycoprophets!

Drink your mushrooms!
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #466 on: September 22, 2020, 04:45:02 am »

The thought of drinking mushrooms seems like the nastiest thing.
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #467 on: September 22, 2020, 09:08:25 am »

*cough* dearborn beer *cough*
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« Reply #468 on: May 12, 2021, 02:49:22 am »

Welcome back, fellow eaters.
I'd like to necro this thread because I can't see another place where I could tell this.
You shroomish people are like friends to me by now :')

I'm proud to announce that I am now a parent ! ;D
My wife gave birth to a boy the other day. I have aquired a happy thought there, and now have a baby to care for.

Though, I have some issues with the baby.
See, I'm really looking forward to introducing him to the Fungal World.
Since the Wizard is no more, I don't know how to show him the Way of the Mushroom.
The Wizard was wise in His teachings, but I feel lost without His presence. I don't want this newborn to become a pesky fruit-eater !

What do you guys think ? How does one preach Mushrooms to a new born ?
Is it possible he is the reincarnation of the holy Wizard ? If so, I must introduce him to Mushrooms right away !

Help me ! ???
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #469 on: May 12, 2021, 04:25:40 am »

You should probably start him on a regiment of mushrooms early so he learns to appreciate them.

As for the Wizard I'm not sure we can replace him.


(I think the wizard got banned awhile back, or at least one of his alt accounts.)
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #470 on: May 12, 2021, 05:48:44 am »

Yo boyz I ascended beyond this thread a long time ago, so I can't teach you split.

Howewah, congratz on your kid! Sending him blessings from the celestial sphere, may this child rattle the stars and fix the world or something.

You could get some kittens and craft some beard worthy for your successor tho  :P.

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #471 on: May 12, 2021, 10:59:33 am »

Oh hey, congratulations Spriggans! :)
Mushrooms for babies... hmm.



From what I'm seeing, there's no particular reason not to give mushrooms to a baby once it's ready for solid food... probably once they're 8-12 months old? Just be sure to cook the mushrooms first.
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« Reply #472 on: May 18, 2021, 09:52:06 pm »

I'm pretty sure they sell baby food with glorious mushroom in it. Check the child accessories aisle of your local grocery.   

Or I'm sure you could make some yourself? Tinned mushrooms often come as a pile of goop, a lot like baby food.   


I miss the wizard. I think, after his myriad incarnations throughout the centuries, he either attained something akin to Nirvana or moved to another plane for some other reason. I fear we may not see him again in this world.   



The thought of drinking mushrooms seems like the nastiest thing.
Only if you drink too much... and even then, it's rather fun while it lasts. ;)   
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #473 on: July 03, 2021, 01:50:16 pm »

Who needs a mushroom when you can just BATTLE YOUR PET CAVE BLOB FOR INHUMAN DODGING STAT???
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #474 on: July 03, 2021, 02:13:58 pm »

Who needs a mushroom when you can just BATTLE YOUR PET CAVE BLOB FOR INHUMAN DODGING STAT???

Check mate mushroom eaters! We got 'em everyone, and rico gets a promotion

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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #475 on: July 03, 2021, 06:42:32 pm »

Fighting cave blobs won't help you commune with the myconids and attain enlightenment.
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #476 on: July 04, 2021, 01:48:34 am »

Enlightenment? We don't need no stinkin' enlightenment!
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« Reply #477 on: July 04, 2021, 06:20:25 am »

Who needs enlightment when you have NECROMANCY! This is enlightment!
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Re: Eat your Mushrooms
« Reply #478 on: July 04, 2021, 01:15:39 pm »

Yay ! Who needs enligthment in a fraping dark cave ?!

Mushrooms are just yet another source of food
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« Reply #479 on: July 04, 2021, 05:21:42 pm »

Can I just say I'm delighted to discover that this thread is still ongoing.
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