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[King Zultan]

Help the box man with the trade commodities.

[Naturegirl1999]

Help the box man with the trade commodities.

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[Superdorf]

Help the box man with the trade commodities.

Ehh, sure... but first say: "I cannot yet allow you onto the pre-mis-es, O box-who-speaks. Perhaps you may tell me of your tra-ge-dy in meantime?"
Only take the boxes after we're fairly certain he won't try to enter the house-- at least, not right away.

[March]

You pick up the inordinately heavy box separating it from its nearly sword length mustache which seems connected to a neon pink skinned man no taller than a breadbox dressed in gaudy green crushed velvet leotard. "Ho, I Barnoldswick Curdledmilk III, am direly grateful for you aid in my endeavor."

"I cannot yet allow you onto the pre-mis-es, O box-who-speaks. Perhaps you may tell me of your tra-ge-dy in meantime?" you awkwardly explain
"Ho, it is but the curse of my circumstance to live in this mortal realm and love the mortal beings." The mustache proclaims while gripping his tiny chest, "Please go on ahead, I shall be along forthwith." he says making motion for you to take lead.

[Superdorf]

"Ah! You are not the box!"
"I re-speak. I will not yet allow you onto the premises. In short time, I can perhaps do so."
"You refer to other folk as 'mortal'. Are you, then, im-mor-tal?"

[King Zultan]

"Ah! You are not the box!"
"I re-speak. I will not yet allow you onto the premises. In short time, I can perhaps do so."
"You refer to other folk as 'mortal'. Are you, then, im-mor-tal?"

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[March]

You exclaim "Ah! You are not the box!", "Ho, indeed certainly not a boxkin."
You inform "I re-speak. I will not yet allow you onto the premises. In short time, I can perhaps do so.", "Ho I take it the lady Makdt isn't away on business, I do hope she hasn't forgotten our appointment next week."
You question "You refer to other folk as 'mortal'. Are you, then, im-mor-tal?", "Ho fey-folk and very much so of the immortal inclination am I, Wellington Coggleswort III."

[Naturegirl1999]

”You are Barnoldswick Curdledmilk III, and also Wellington Coggleswort III? Why do you have two names? Which name do I tell Makdt?”

[March]

”You are Barnoldswick Curdledmilk III, and also Wellington Coggleswort III? Why do you have two names? Which name do I tell Makdt?” you question of the fey.

"Ho, no, how odd didn't I, Barnabus Snickersbar III just tell you my name was Muffintop Moldyspore III?", the fey says with the clarity of mud and the certainty of celestial movement.

[Naturegirl1999]

“What is your name? Pick one. Then I can tell Makdt about the appointment”

[March]

“What is your name? Pick one. Then I can tell Makdt about the appointment” you question the fey

"Ho, I just told you my name is Burlington Custardbath III, why is it you mortals always have such a hard time  understanding something as simple as Bubblebath Curdlesnoot III, it's not like you have to remember the words or anything."

[Superdorf]

Smile. "Ah. I begin to under-stand."
"What is your home-land like, O creature of the ever-changing name?"

[March]

You do the face stuff. "Ah. I begin to under-stand.",  "Glad to hear."

"What is your home-land like, O creature of the ever-changing name?" you ask of the fey

"Ho the Feywild a magical echo of the primal material plane & beautiful place to be sure, I'd very much like to return-" the fey begins a plothook before being interrupted by the DM
(No Boilerdang Wafflesmack III we are not doing another planescape campaign, not after the last time)
"Ho oh fine, but anyways... my name doesn't actually change, it is just the feeling is more important." corrects the fey.

[Superdorf]

"Hm. I hope that you may return to your Fey-wild in days to come."
"You interest me with your speech of names. Your name may be spoken one way and another way, so long as it is a thing of pride and whim-sy? The pride and whim-sy, then, is the name?"

I'm suddenly curious. What does our voice sound like?

[Naturegirl1999]

"Hm. I hope that you may return to your Fey-wild in days to come."
"You interest me with your speech of names. Your name may be spoken one way and another way, so long as it is a thing of pride and whim-sy? The pride and whim-sy, then, is the name?"

I'm suddenly curious. What does our voice sound like?

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After he answers, go tell Makdt “Makdt, Bubblebath Curdlesnout III came for an appointment with you”