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Yeah! Loving all the aspects of it, and the original series got a bit boring, to be honest.

It's quite good, and has everything a SPAMKINGDOM should have.

It's okay, wouldn't mind seeing the original series updated again though.

I WANT MY FIREBLOOD EMPIRE BACK RIGHT NOW!!!1eleven

[Kashyyk]

The tooltip on the asterisk says we'll have a Regency period until our son comes of age.

B

[ZBridges]

B

[Naturegirl1999]

B

[Superdorf]

Well, maybe we'll get this offer again someday.
B

[helmacon]

B

[birdy51]

B

[Haspen]

You decline the offer. Soon enough, your Orcish escort arrives to fetch you back to the Palace.

414 AEC, Autumn

It was a pleasant, peaceful evening in your study. Goblet of wine on the desk, a bawdy tale scripture in your hands, and a soft pillow under your arse.

Then this big, angry raven had to fly through the open window and ruin everything. Landing on the desk, it made a ruckus by knocking off the goblet, some papers and an inkpot. It got back onto its talons, pacing about for a moment, until it apparently forgot that the desk has edges. Flapping its wings comically, the black bird falls off the desk and you hear a soft plop a moment later.

Not sure what to make of the bird's entrance, you wait, bewildered, for a few seconds, after which the bird hops back onto the desk. Only then you notice a scroll in its beak, which it spits at you.

"Retter from my rorrrd." It croaks at you in broken accent. "Rrretter from my rrord. Rrread!" Not only a big bird has crashed your pleasant evening moment, it is now talking to you.

You decide to...

A) Smack the bird off your table, you ain't got time for nonsense talk.
B) Do what the bird asks you to do, and read the scroll.

[Superdorf]

B
Spiteful raven-smacking is satisfying, but suboptimal.

[ZBridges]

B

[Naturegirl1999]

B

[VoidSlayer]

B Ah a raven, the ancient weakness of orcs, too bad they could not protect us.

[Naturegirl1999]

B Ah a raven, the ancient weakness of orcs, too bad they could not protect us.

To be fair, the raven isn’t a threat, it’s sending a message
(I know you are joking, btw)

[mightymushroom]

B

[Weirdsound]

B

[birdy51]

C

Fetch a guard to get bird treats or bird wine. This bird must be fed and adored!